Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
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Haiku # 33154 October 28, 2005 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
Haiku # 33153 October 28, 2005 3:04 am ET
by ~
just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
Haiku # 33152 October 28, 2005 1:58 am ET
by ^
in any event
there's no time like the present
to be prescient
Haiku # 33151 October 28, 2005 12:57 am ET
by ~
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Haiku # 33150 October 27, 2005 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the event that
something eventful happens
reinvent yourself
Haiku # 33149 October 27, 2005 9:01 pm ET
by or something... of ...nothing
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Haiku # 33148 October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33139 October 27, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
Haiku # 33138 October 27, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The cruel nuns wake.
Smoothly quaking, the mouths splash.
Frogs stroke heaven.
Haiku # 33137 October 27, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and yes you are prey
the most likely to be caught
are the very lame
Haiku # 33136 October 27, 2005 10:30 am ET
by ash
could it be humour ?
see the subtle homonym
from a meat eater
Haiku # 33135 October 27, 2005 10:27 am ET
by ash
Earth plays yet smoke works.
A lemon fears poetry.
The vampires loiter.
Haiku # 33134 October 27, 2005 7:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i wrote all of that
i am so responsible
you are just so lame
Haiku # 33133 October 27, 2005 2:53 am ET
by ash
Walking hatred falls.
The knights catch slickly fair snow.
Stars break for clouds sing.
Haiku # 33132 October 26, 2005 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jungles clash lemons.
Quietly, papers carouse.
Asses hate judges.
Haiku # 33131 October 26, 2005 10:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The lakes clash the mouths.
Hands retire and short girls wake.
Cold clashes landscapes.
Haiku # 33130 October 26, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33129 October 26, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
how very fishy
a stinky assistant
my grandma has
a cock bigger than
my pussy!
Haiku # 33128 October 26, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by (s)mellie
A petal flutters.
The plundered triumphs carouse.
Cities plunder ice.
Haiku # 33127 October 26, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
unoriginal
totally uninspiring
and as always, lame
Haiku # 33126 October 26, 2005 7:42 pm ET
by anonymous critic
how very helpful
a lexicon assistant
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 33125 October 26, 2005 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
The pianos walk.
Truth strokes heat then the fish work.
Fragrant, short smoke sings.
Haiku # 33124 October 26, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of NULL
Stanzas bend arrows.
Fish cruelly love wisdom.
Towers leave a pear.
Haiku # 33123 October 26, 2005 12:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of NULL
"The FDA, due to the current state of their regulations, has taken the position that virtually all shipments of prescription drugs imported from a Canadian pharmacy by a U.S. consumer will violate the law."
Haiku # 33122 October 26, 2005 12:15 pm ET
by ash
www.gaymen.com
Haiku # 33121 October 26, 2005 12:05 pm ET
by ash
this is the one i really like
though..
www.hotnastygayass.com

Haiku # 33120 October 26, 2005 9:52 am ET
by ash
the world is sticky
the change of seasons is near
it's summer coming
Haiku # 33119 October 26, 2005 7:54 am ET
by ash
i guess you meant wrath
but premature as you are
rath's appropriate
Haiku # 33118 October 26, 2005 7:52 am ET
by lexicon assistant
count your syllables
after all, what's in a name
when the content's lame
Haiku # 33117 October 26, 2005 7:47 am ET
by ash
This site is starting to suck,
Because of the ash imposter
I guess if your life is so boring
Being someone else is better
Haiku # 33116 October 26, 2005 7:31 am ET
by outta here
foggy morning, nasty sky
one tough of writeing haiku
he neve knew of http://ujas.org
Haiku # 33115 October 26, 2005 6:02 am ET
by jizz
maybe he's asleep
or just talking to himself
i hope he stays there
Haiku # 33114 October 26, 2005 3:47 am ET
by ash
sadly impotent
you who has such great power
can't manage hotlinks

Haiku # 33113 October 26, 2005 1:11 am ET
by ash
eyes front, soldier boy
Attention Private Nippress
stop fondling your gun
Haiku # 33112 October 26, 2005 1:01 am ET
by 21st Michigan Infantry
Water engulfs me
Soft encompassing wetness
Sound vanished calm

Water bears away
Thoughts turn to life absolute
Refreshing feelings

Rise up and stand tall
With eyes seeing creation
Resolve not to lose

Determined go
Forward with woes departed
Life
Haiku # 33111 October 26, 2005 12:57 am ET
by William Nippress
your bold buns of steel
your magnificent manhood
you're still just as lame
Haiku # 33110 October 26, 2005 12:53 am ET
by ash
i capitulate
dominant zabadooey
i want your love child
Haiku # 33109 October 26, 2005 12:52 am ET
by ash
dull repetition
is the saddest form of lame
and you've got it bad
Haiku # 33108 October 26, 2005 12:34 am ET
by ash
how appropriate
for someone as bright as you
la
Haiku # 33107 October 26, 2005 12:33 am ET
by sensei
If Santa was black
He would have a black bag too.

To carry his stuff in...
and also have black shoes.

His reindeer would be brothas,
With gold teeth
and they would slap around they
ho's when they needed it.


Haiku # 33106 October 26, 2005 12:25 am ET
by ash
this is the one i really like
though..
www.hotnastygayass.com
Haiku # 33105 October 26, 2005 12:25 am ET
by ash