Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #33106
If Santa was black
He would have a black bag too.

To carry his stuff in...
and also have black shoes.

His reindeer would be brothas,
With gold teeth
and they would slap around they
ho's when they needed it.


Haiku #33106
Posted: October 26, 2005 12:25 am ET
Poet & location: ash