Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
maybe he's asleep
or just talking to himself
i hope he stays there
Haiku # 33114 October 26, 2005 3:47 am ET
by ash
sadly impotent
you who has such great power
can't manage hotlinks

Haiku # 33113 October 26, 2005 1:11 am ET
by ash
eyes front, soldier boy
Attention Private Nippress
stop fondling your gun
Haiku # 33112 October 26, 2005 1:01 am ET
by 21st Michigan Infantry
Water engulfs me
Soft encompassing wetness
Sound vanished calm

Water bears away
Thoughts turn to life absolute
Refreshing feelings

Rise up and stand tall
With eyes seeing creation
Resolve not to lose

Determined go
Forward with woes departed
Life
Haiku # 33111 October 26, 2005 12:57 am ET
by William Nippress
your bold buns of steel
your magnificent manhood
you're still just as lame
Haiku # 33110 October 26, 2005 12:53 am ET
by ash
i capitulate
dominant zabadooey
i want your love child
Haiku # 33109 October 26, 2005 12:52 am ET
by ash
dull repetition
is the saddest form of lame
and you've got it bad
Haiku # 33108 October 26, 2005 12:34 am ET
by ash
how appropriate
for someone as bright as you
la
Haiku # 33107 October 26, 2005 12:33 am ET
by sensei
If Santa was black
He would have a black bag too.

To carry his stuff in...
and also have black shoes.

His reindeer would be brothas,
With gold teeth
and they would slap around they
ho's when they needed it.


Haiku # 33106 October 26, 2005 12:25 am ET
by ash
this is the one i really like
though..
www.hotnastygayass.com
Haiku # 33105 October 26, 2005 12:25 am ET
by ash
i am the greatest
no, even greater than that
wait, no, even more.....
Haiku # 33104 October 26, 2005 12:24 am ET
by ash
which one is myself ?
which one needs medication ?
um yep, the lame one
Haiku # 33103 October 26, 2005 12:18 am ET
by ash
that's entertainment
so many aliases
and all of them lame
Haiku # 33102 October 26, 2005 12:17 am ET
by ash
waste of electrons
instead of inspiration
we get that lame guy
Haiku # 33101 October 26, 2005 12:13 am ET
by ash
yawn..... ho hummmm... what's new ?
oh, nothing much you can see
i wrote some haiku
Haiku # 33100 October 26, 2005 12:09 am ET
by ash
www.smellmyfinger.com
Haiku # 33099 October 25, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33098 October 25, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by ash
www.ballsitchbad.com
Haiku # 33097 October 25, 2005 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
www.hotnastygayass.com
Haiku # 33096 October 25, 2005 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I miei occhi sono bruciati, io non possono vedere, io non possono parlare, io non sono liberi. Ho perso la mia udienza, suono e tutti, non posso sentirsi, io sono una parete. Non posso sentire l'odore di, un germoglio del fiore, non posso toccare, una torta di fango. I miei sensi andati, Im andato da solo, non ho pelle, io non ho ossa.
Haiku # 33095 October 25, 2005 11:25 pm ET
by ASH
Haiku # 33094 October 25, 2005 11:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ich bin von, wo der rote Schmutz den gr
Haiku # 33093 October 25, 2005 11:19 pm ET
by German Ash-hole
If Santa was black
He would have a black bag too.

To carry his stuff in...
and also have black shoes.

His reindeer would be brothas,
With gold teeth
and they would slap around they
ho's when they needed it.

Haiku # 33092 October 25, 2005 11:17 pm ET
by Ash (making black jokes)
I am from where the red dirt meets the green jungle
The mangoes are plucked ripe off the trees
The juice runs clear down my chin
I am from the dark secrets carried in the bowels of slave ships
The rhythm of the Atlantic pushes us towards our destiny
I am from backs burnt from chopping cane
Ebony skin shines reflecting my beauty
I am from the place where palm trees whisper their stories
Nestled between their embraces my ears strain for their wisdom
Now, I am from the brownstones and basketball courts
Where baggy jeans and Timberlands are the standard uniform
I am from where bodegas are on every corner
Coronas are sipped, straw hats are worn, and dominoes are slammed
I am from a little seed that grew into an entire legacy



Haiku # 33091 October 25, 2005 11:13 pm ET
by Morola Adjibodou
Have some respect for the Vietnam Vet for
they are our fathers and friends
They didn't want to go, they didn't even
know the meaning of life or death.
I am the son of an M-16 gun of agent orange and napalm gel
The children whine.......will my daddy come
home, will we ever see him again.....?
Or will we hear from his friend how he came to
a tragic end.....
NO, never again, don't let this happen ever
again...


Haiku # 33090 October 25, 2005 11:12 pm ET
by Some Dumb Redneck of Arkansas
Old boats set wonder.
Summer offers eagerness.
Kindly huge cats wake.
Haiku # 33089 October 25, 2005 11:11 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
cum stain part IV
Haiku # 33088 October 25, 2005 11:08 pm ET
by ash
abstain
from chain
smokaing
Haiku # 33087 October 25, 2005 6:00 pm ET
by cig of please
cum stain . part trois
Haiku # 33086 October 25, 2005 4:15 pm ET
by ash
cum stain . part deux
Haiku # 33085 October 25, 2005 1:41 pm ET
by ash
Yeah, I used to live there
in Melbourne, Florida.
The hurricanes really
sucked because we had
a bunch of them in a
short period of time and
the power was out for a
long time also. But, we
went over to Tampa for
one of them and got to
see Ozzfest at the Ford
Theatre, so not a total
loss. Anywayyyyzzz,
sorry forgot this is for
haiku and not for mad
incessant rambling such
as what I have been
doing here.
Haiku # 33084 October 25, 2005 1:39 pm ET
by My bad! of Florida
Wilma came to me
She left me a tornado,
Chaos and carnage
Haiku # 33083 October 25, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by John of Florida
au contraire, retard
who's got anger issues then ? ash does! i fuck
goats indeed!
Haiku # 33082 October 25, 2005 12:26 pm ET
by ash
cum stain
Haiku # 33081 October 25, 2005 12:24 pm ET
by ash
jameson and me
we get along very well
i love to swallow ball
jizz

Haiku # 33080 October 25, 2005 12:00 pm ET
by ash
jameson and me
we get along very well
i love to swallow
Haiku # 33079 October 25, 2005 8:23 am ET
by ash
he says some rude things
but just between you and me
he doesn't mean them
Haiku # 33078 October 25, 2005 3:08 am ET
by ash
oh lame plagiarist
you really are much too sweet
blow me a wet kiss
Haiku # 33077 October 24, 2005 11:07 pm ET
by ash
outside it may be
raining homosexuals,
but in my heart there's sunshine and RAINBOWS
and flowers for all my
gay truck drifing friends.
Haiku # 33076 October 24, 2005 11:05 pm ET
by ash
lame ash homo
lame ash homo
lame lame lame homo
ash homo ass homo
butt pirate in cases
of ass pilfering
you didn't get that I,
Ash-hole, suck ball
juice.
Haiku # 33075 October 24, 2005 11:03 pm ET
by ash
outside may be rain
but in my heart there's sunshine
and smug forgiveness
Haiku # 33074 October 24, 2005 10:32 pm ET
by ash
lame lame lame lame lame
in case you didn't get that
we all think you're lame
Haiku # 33073 October 24, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by ash
in your religion
you have reached the pinnacle
you're the dalai lame
Haiku # 33072 October 24, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by ash
wow, what an insult
the world is stereotypes
but you're one-track : lame
Haiku # 33071 October 24, 2005 10:29 pm ET
by ash
au contraire, retard
who's got anger issues then ?
you are lame indeed
Haiku # 33070 October 24, 2005 10:28 pm ET
by ash
Stupidity falls.
Playing, false shadows run.
Smooth, flustered girls clash.
Haiku # 33069 October 24, 2005 10:26 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
you're not any god
jesus might have healed the lame
you're past redemption
Haiku # 33068 October 24, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
you should have used MY
you mean to do YOUR bidding
how lame can you get ?
Haiku # 33067 October 24, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by ash
only half a wit
and too many syllables
you really are lame
Haiku # 33066 October 24, 2005 10:16 pm ET
by ash
Sad happiness plays.
Armadas love fragrant men.
Fragrant, burned heat sings.
Haiku # 33065 October 24, 2005 10:14 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell