Old boats set wonder.
Summer offers eagerness.
Kindly huge cats wake.

cum stain part IV

abstain
from chain
smokaing

cum stain . part trois

cum stain . part deux

Yeah, I used to live there
in Melbourne, Florida.
The hurricanes really
sucked because we had
a bunch of them in a
short period of time and
the power was out for a
long time also. But, we
went over to Tampa for
one of them and got to
see Ozzfest at the Ford
Theatre, so not a total
loss. Anywayyyyzzz,
sorry forgot this is for
haiku and not for mad
incessant rambling such
as what I have been
doing here.

Wilma came to me
She left me a tornado,
Chaos and carnage

au contraire, retard
who's got anger issues then ? ash does! i fuck
goats indeed!

cum stain

jameson and me
we get along very well
i love to swallow ball
jizz

jameson and me
we get along very well
i love to swallow

he says some rude things
but just between you and me
he doesn't mean them

oh lame plagiarist
you really are much too sweet
blow me a wet kiss

outside it may be
raining homosexuals,
but in my heart there's sunshine and RAINBOWS
and flowers for all my
gay truck drifing friends.

lame ash homo
lame ash homo
lame lame lame homo
ash homo ass homo
butt pirate in cases
of ass pilfering
you didn't get that I,
Ash-hole, suck ball
juice.

outside may be rain
but in my heart there's sunshine
and smug forgiveness

lame lame lame lame lame
in case you didn't get that
we all think you're lame

in your religion
you have reached the pinnacle
you're the dalai lame

wow, what an insult
the world is stereotypes
but you're one-track : lame

au contraire, retard
who's got anger issues then ?
you are lame indeed

Stupidity falls.
Playing, false shadows run.
Smooth, flustered girls clash.

you're not any god
jesus might have healed the lame
you're past redemption

you should have used MY
you mean to do YOUR bidding
how lame can you get ?

only half a wit
and too many syllables
you really are lame

Sad happiness plays.
Armadas love fragrant men.
Fragrant, burned heat sings.

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hey! zabadooey is god!
figure if we're sending sites about who is god
and who is not this one's
made for you

hey! zabadooey
figure if we're sending sites
this one's made for you

such a strange echo
my haiku go out okay
yet they come back lame

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Ineffectual turd smokers
Anti-Intellectual
ball tokers
like me
Imposters do drool

which haiku aren't mine ?
only a fool couldn't tell
but he can't see that

Ineffectual
Anti-Intellectual
Imposters do drool

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with Dad's sandals = bad
with a World Series ring = good
go little White Sox!!!

Bono urges Bush
Feed the Kids, Bush urges back
What happen to Cher?

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Make your own Mr.
Potato Fart!!
This is Sweeeeeet!

i stink of fish

i stink of fish

I smell like swiss cheese
and tuna

poo poo
prodigious effort
shmeffort
i write a lot of haiku
and sometimes i do
poo pooo
doo doo

i write just a few
it's always fun reading ash
way better than trash

prodigious effort
i write a lot of haiku
and sometimes i do

i am so confused
i'm not myself anymore
but who is these days

wash out my foul mouth
i never meant to say that
oh wait, i didn't.....

so g'night john boy
america rules supreme
excluding iraq

ignorant yankee
tie me kangaroo down sport
stone the fucking crows

I am a British Cunt.
I am the foul stench
of the earth....a limey
you could say. I am
Ash! I stink and have
bad dental hygiene as
do all brits. Thank you,
and good night.

like late ass fucking
there are too
many anuses
raped by ash
of poor quality