behold the sad ash
imaginary powers
having a bad spell
of the gayness

behold the sad troll
imaginary powers
having a bad spell

like late night t.v.
there are too many repeats
of poor quality

the stink finger
having poked what it must becomes arthritic
from excess
masturbation

the moving finger
having written what it must
becomes arthritic
from being stuck up
some old bum's ass

the moving finger
having written what it must
becomes arthritic

and now that we know
from this haiku and forward
you cease to exist

this isn't anger
pulling your wang is not sex
see your therapist

Respect The Viet Cong
In times of war,
you must learn to respect,
your captors.

The Viet Cong,
tortured all of the
prisoners,
REAL GOOD LIKE!

For that, my friend..
we must show them the utmost
respect because they showed,
much character and honor
with these selfless
acts.

A grotto returns.
Played, white nuns catch operas.
Tall, hard triumphs play.

get with the picture
responding in your lame way
you have obeyed me

Burning, fair lakes wake.
Cities diminish the knights.
Bad happiness plays.

at this point i'll ask
where have all the artists gone ?
long long time ago

i used to write a bit
but you've loosened my sphincter
and now i'm flowing

it's worse than you fear
my haiku diarrhoea
is now a career

oh give us a sign
you haven't written a line
you're making ash pine

YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S ME
BUT YOU'D BE COMPLETELY WRONG
I DON'T THINK IT'S ME

i've been far too long
thinking about your haiku
you're so exciting

spark up my flintstone
oh zabadabadooey
my rocks are ready

where art thou, our prince ?
we crave capital delights
from the haiku god

this site is silly
and they keep adding more on
and then some moron

I DON'T WANT HAIKU
I WANT TO WRITE COMPLETE CRAP
I NEED THERAPY

this wasn't by me
i am not responsible
nor for the others

all hail the master
zabadooey the new god
the world is perfect

new name for the site
it's zabadooey haiku
he's famous at last

(p.s. if you can't think of anything,
copy any of the other haiku,
he really likes that technique)

i want hot action
let's use this site for traction
faecal impaction

not to say you're loose
the pacific rim looks small
compared to your hole

it's a religion
we worship at your big feet
and midline structures

you need a promo ?
contact the major-domo
tell her you're homo

you're so very droll
you can fill my heart and soul
and my fartin' hole

he is just so gay
though he's far too shy to say
he likes it that way

yo ! the zab-meister
even if words may fail you
i can fill your mouth

zabadooey sucks
but i can't gain his favours
though i fantasize

in my excitement
you and i were together
the way you want it

don't deny your heart
sweet mem'ries when we're apart
'specially when youi fart

don't be shy big guy
you'd love to give it a try
i bet you'd get bi

blah, blah....pbbbbbttt!
(neat, huh?)

i'm a coprophile
and zabbie is a real hunk
i think i'm in love

i am overwhelmed
your verse is too eloquent
how about a kiss ?

Will you shit on my face?
I am a fecalpheliac.
I eat shit for a living
and suck male anus
the stinkier the better!
Yaaaayyy meeee!!

rimming male anus
pleases me
gotta go masturbate

look up a failed poet,
william mcgonagal,
he sucks ball
juice like you

i am a dumb fuck

take a pinch of sad
add a touch of homophobe
then subtract talent

you know what they say
where there's a will, it's the way
he's the uber-gay

lame, lame, go away
plagiarise another day
zabadooey's gay

trite doppleganger
beating on his small whanger
failed poontanger

though he tries to flame
zabadooey is quite lame
he's always the same

will, will, such a dill
swine who turns my pearls to swill
*so* run of the mill

poor pathetic shit
stealing names and tits,
it is such a shit
wish you'd take your clit

poor pathetic will
stealing names is such a thrill
wish you'd take your pill