Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 56 Days and 77447 Haiku later...

at this point i'll ask
where have all the artists gone ?
long long time ago
Haiku # 33027, October 23, 2005 5:21 pm ET
by ash
i used to write a bit
but you've loosened my sphincter
and now i'm flowing
Haiku # 33026, October 23, 2005 5:15 pm ET
by incontinent for zabadooey
it's worse than you fear
my haiku diarrhoea
is now a career
Haiku # 33025, October 23, 2005 5:14 pm ET
by ash
oh give us a sign
you haven't written a line
you're making ash pine
Haiku # 33024, October 23, 2005 5:13 pm ET
by everybody loves zabadooey
YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S ME
BUT YOU'D BE COMPLETELY WRONG
I DON'T THINK IT'S ME
Haiku # 33023, October 23, 2005 5:08 pm ET
by THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GOD THAN ZABADOOEY
i've been far too long
thinking about your haiku
you're so exciting
Haiku # 33022, October 23, 2005 5:06 pm ET
by priapic for zabadooey
spark up my flintstone
oh zabadabadooey
my rocks are ready
Haiku # 33021, October 23, 2005 5:04 pm ET
by hanna barbera
where art thou, our prince ?
we crave capital delights
from the haiku god
Haiku # 33020, October 23, 2005 5:00 pm ET
by waitimg for zabadooey
this site is silly
and they keep adding more on
and then some moron
Haiku # 33019, October 23, 2005 11:19 am ET
by ash
I DON'T WANT HAIKU
I WANT TO WRITE COMPLETE CRAP
I NEED THERAPY
Haiku # 33018, October 23, 2005 11:15 am ET
by extract from "the rantings of zabadooey"
this wasn't by me
i am not responsible
nor for the others
Haiku # 33017, October 23, 2005 11:12 am ET
by not zabadooey
all hail the master
zabadooey the new god
the world is perfect
Haiku # 33016, October 23, 2005 11:11 am ET
by in awe of zabadooey
new name for the site
it's zabadooey haiku
he's famous at last

(p.s. if you can't think of anything,
copy any of the other haiku,
he really likes that technique)
Haiku # 33015, October 23, 2005 11:10 am ET
by ash
i want hot action
let's use this site for traction
faecal impaction
Haiku # 33014, October 23, 2005 11:00 am ET
by multitudes behind zabadooey
not to say you're loose
the pacific rim looks small
compared to your hole
Haiku # 33013, October 23, 2005 10:56 am ET
by proctologists for zabadooey
it's a religion
we worship at your big feet
and midline structures
Haiku # 33012, October 23, 2005 10:53 am ET
by gay minions of zabadooey
you need a promo ?
contact the major-domo
tell her you're homo
Haiku # 33011, October 23, 2005 10:52 am ET
by advice to zabadooey
you're so very droll
you can fill my heart and soul
and my fartin' hole
Haiku # 33010, October 23, 2005 10:50 am ET
by a BIG fan of zabadooey
he is just so gay
though he's far too shy to say
he likes it that way
Haiku # 33009, October 23, 2005 10:45 am ET
by ash (for zabadooey)
yo ! the zab-meister
even if words may fail you
i can fill your mouth
Haiku # 33008, October 23, 2005 10:42 am ET
by ash
zabadooey sucks
but i can't gain his favours
though i fantasize
Haiku # 33007, October 23, 2005 10:40 am ET
by ash
in my excitement
you and i were together
the way you want it
Haiku # 33006, October 23, 2005 10:32 am ET
by ash
don't deny your heart
sweet mem'ries when we're apart
'specially when youi fart
Haiku # 33005, October 23, 2005 10:30 am ET
by ash
don't be shy big guy
you'd love to give it a try
i bet you'd get bi
Haiku # 33004, October 23, 2005 10:26 am ET
by ash
blah, blah....pbbbbbttt!
(neat, huh?)
Haiku # 33003, October 23, 2005 9:48 am ET
by ash
i'm a coprophile
and zabbie is a real hunk
i think i'm in love
Haiku # 33002, October 23, 2005 6:48 am ET
by ash
i am overwhelmed
your verse is too eloquent
how about a kiss ?
Haiku # 33001, October 22, 2005 11:10 pm ET
by ash
Will you shit on my face?
I am a fecalpheliac.
I eat shit for a living
and suck male anus
the stinkier the better!
Yaaaayyy meeee!!
Haiku # 33000, October 22, 2005 9:42 pm ET
by ashfucklip
rimming male anus
pleases me
gotta go masturbate
Haiku # 32998, October 22, 2005 9:39 pm ET
by ashfucklip
look up a failed poet,
william mcgonagal,
he sucks ball
juice like you
Haiku # 32997, October 22, 2005 9:38 pm ET
by ashfucklip

i am a dumb fuck
Haiku # 32996, October 22, 2005 9:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ash
take a pinch of sad
add a touch of homophobe
then subtract talent

you know what they say
where there's a will, it's the way
he's the uber-gay
Haiku # 32995, October 22, 2005 9:28 pm ET
by ash
lame, lame, go away
plagiarise another day
zabadooey's gay
Haiku # 32994, October 22, 2005 9:23 pm ET
by ash
trite doppleganger
beating on his small whanger
failed poontanger
Haiku # 32993, October 22, 2005 9:18 pm ET
by ash
though he tries to flame
zabadooey is quite lame
he's always the same
Haiku # 32992, October 22, 2005 9:16 pm ET
by ash
will, will, such a dill
swine who turns my pearls to swill
*so* run of the mill
Haiku # 32991, October 22, 2005 9:14 pm ET
by ash
poor pathetic shit
stealing names and tits,
it is such a shit
wish you'd take your clit


Haiku # 32990, October 22, 2005 8:43 pm ET
by Ash
poor pathetic will
stealing names is such a thrill
wish you'd take your pill
Haiku # 32989, October 22, 2005 6:43 pm ET
by ash
Ok, who just
took a shit up
in here?
Haiku # 32988, October 22, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by poojie of ohio
poop
Haiku # 32987, October 22, 2005 12:47 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh, what has become
Of the caustic wit, LeBomb?
I miss you dearly.
Haiku # 32986, October 22, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
The judges bite leaves.
Hell moves the ships for sheep wake.
The fair lakes splash truth.
Haiku # 32985, October 22, 2005 1:03 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Whydo poor white trash smell like cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are Dale Earnhardt fans who live in beat up mobile homes and smoke one hits all day!!
Ha, haahaaaa!!
haaaaaa
Haiku # 32984, October 22, 2005 1:01 am ET
by William Nippress
ash is an exceptional case of gay
Haiku # 32983, October 22, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Ash
ash is an exceptional case of gay
Haiku # 32982, October 22, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Lush
ash is an exceptional case of gay
Haiku # 32981, October 22, 2005 12:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
With dick in hand
I come for all the hot
sweaty mens in the
haiku.
Haiku # 32980, October 21, 2005 8:49 pm ET
by Lush
Idle doggerel
Amid the lame in haiku
And perverse blank verse
Haiku # 32979, October 21, 2005 5:51 pm ET
by Lush
To all imposters
[expletive deleted] you!
You're so wearisome
Haiku # 32978, October 21, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Arbiter
THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL
denial ain't just a river
in egypt....ha,haa,
ho, ho, homosexual

Haiku # 32977, October 21, 2005 11:49 am ET
by ashfuck
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