don't deny your heart
sweet mem'ries when we're apart
'specially when youi fart

don't be shy big guy
you'd love to give it a try
i bet you'd get bi

blah, blah....pbbbbbttt!
(neat, huh?)

i'm a coprophile
and zabbie is a real hunk
i think i'm in love

i am overwhelmed
your verse is too eloquent
how about a kiss ?

Will you shit on my face?
I am a fecalpheliac.
I eat shit for a living
and suck male anus
the stinkier the better!
Yaaaayyy meeee!!

rimming male anus
pleases me
gotta go masturbate

look up a failed poet,
william mcgonagal,
he sucks ball
juice like you

i am a dumb fuck

take a pinch of sad
add a touch of homophobe
then subtract talent

you know what they say
where there's a will, it's the way
he's the uber-gay

lame, lame, go away
plagiarise another day
zabadooey's gay

trite doppleganger
beating on his small whanger
failed poontanger

though he tries to flame
zabadooey is quite lame
he's always the same

will, will, such a dill
swine who turns my pearls to swill
*so* run of the mill

poor pathetic shit
stealing names and tits,
it is such a shit
wish you'd take your clit

poor pathetic will
stealing names is such a thrill
wish you'd take your pill

Ok, who just
took a shit up
in here?

poop

Oh, what has become
Of the caustic wit, LeBomb?
I miss you dearly.

The judges bite leaves.
Hell moves the ships for sheep wake.
The fair lakes splash truth.

Whydo poor white trash smell like cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are Dale Earnhardt fans who live in beat up mobile homes and smoke one hits all day!!
Ha, haahaaaa!!
haaaaaa

ash is an exceptional case of gay

ash is an exceptional case of gay

ash is an exceptional case of gay

With dick in hand
I come for all the hot
sweaty mens in the
haiku.

Idle doggerel
Amid the lame in haiku
And perverse blank verse

To all imposters
[expletive deleted] you!
You're so wearisome

THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL
denial ain't just a river
in egypt....ha,haa,
ho, ho, homosexual

i have a dick in my ass
but that doesn't bother me i'm a psychopath
known as ash hole :)

ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay
and ASH is my homo
gay boyfriend who
smokes my pole

i have no talent
but that doesn't bother me
i'm a psychopath

ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay

wish he was a horse
zabadooey is so lame
they'd have to shoot him
but i am the horse
whisperer....
and would have to
whisper hot sexual
gayness into his fuzzy
little horsie ears
because I am Ash

THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL

wish he was a horse
zabadooey is so lame
they'd have to shoot him

ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay

Hello sailor boy!!
(wink, wink)

woman

Come to me little infant
cows. I will tell you a
story of how I loved
your mother and begat
you into this world
y

I commit buggery with
baby sheep
so they count me at
night when they sleep

Smoke whirls
After the passage of a train
Young foliage

poop....

(isn't that genius??)

A spice loves midday.
Sometimes perhaps, blossom works.
Towers kiss sad earth.

evening lark
don't let the field's smoke
annoy you

Behold, you scoundrels
His gynecomastia
Fuck those tits, baby

Satyriasis
Perennially erect
A pleasant defect

nasal attachment
amyl nitrate canister
gamboling satyr

Flaming hot poker
In anus of imposter
Geoffrey Chaucer style

The played breasts retire.
Autumn startles a jury.
Ice wakes the cities.

Hatred leaves water.
The asses burn and mouths wait.
Wisdom carouses.