Flaming hot poker
In anus of imposter
Geoffrey Chaucer style
by Lush
The played breasts retire.
Autumn startles a jury.
Ice wakes the cities.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Hatred leaves water.
The asses burn and mouths wait.
Wisdom carouses.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
260 billion
To fix cesspool New Orleans
Just keep it a swamp
by John of Florida
Honey, gotta drop
the kids off at the pier...still
against abortion?
by onjaysun of frogtown
1,
I just pooped
2
I have sex with gerbils
3
I fucked some guy at
the park
by Lush
Tough frogs bend earth.
Fluttering, the red priests wake.
The shadows loiter.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
my ash hurts
from being poked by fat
gay truck drivers!!
by Ash
A grotto flutters.
Oxen set and the lakes splash.
The armies stop eyes.
by ZABADOOEY of ZABADOOEYVILLE
Let's talk about love,
and clouds, and sunshine,and rain.
First I'll go, then you...
by Anonymous Poet
one hundred haiku,
and not a word has been said
about love, has there?
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
Pulsating blossoms.
Jellyfish on the ebb tide,
drifting aimlessly
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
With dreams of big ones,
old timers baited their hooks.
Flying gulls laughing
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor
I try to listen.
Hearing's a different thing.
Did a tree just fall?
by Sergio of Sao Palo
As the day unfolds,
the nights dark secrets follow.
Do you dare also?
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
Hey zabadooey
Are you quite new at haiku?
you can count can't you?
by Walter of Gibralter
Haiku forever.
Zabadooey doesn't count.
Perverted bastard!
by Sling blade of Earth
Nuke the web perverts
They can't count and they don't count
I'll not be dismayed
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
some just like guys
like me, Ash-hole!
by Ash
Cold mouths flutter.
Eagerness bends the prayers.
A stone burns wisdom.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Hijakc haiku,
I am Ash-hole,
Ass Face,
Shit Face,
Ball Smoker,
Nut Choker,
Ash-Holio
by Ash
Fried ham, cookie dough,
hot shit and stank ho's
coming over for a
PAARRTAYYY!!
by Lush
Circus tent...
Think about it....
by Lush
hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it
by ASH-HOLE!!
smell of Chinese food
permeates office, 'fraid be
back in an hour
by onjaysun of frogtown
Prosthesis fetish
Please, roll in the amputees
Ripe orifices
by Lush
Your words of wisdom
are but a burnt offering.
All thats left is ash
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it
by ash
We're as good as dead
The invisible swordsman
Won't forget a face
by LordSlack
Circus tragedy
Elephant charges your car
Put the peanut down
by LordSlack of Shuttytown
Wanted in eight states
But I only wore her head
As a hat through three
by LordSlack of Shuttytown
Sans capybaras
A haiku archive despairs;
A problem now solved.
by gary of urbana
sniffing at your crotch;
you pretend you have no drugs;
beagles see through you.
by darwin of the hms beagle
Drug sniffing canines
Stand at attention, transfixed
When near my bloodstream
by Lush
Hermaphroditic
Dual genitalia
Duelling for gender
by Lush
Mezcal fiesta
Absinthe Bacchanalia
Jolly crapulence
by Lush
at a roadside shrine
before the stony buddha
a firefly burns
by buson
handy tip for stick
up guys, post office trash has
sample pantyhose
by onjaysun of frogtown
ash-hole is my name
Hiding, can
by Maestro of Manhattan
interpretation
i am speaking normally
you're not listening
by ash
haiku hyperbole
Talking in twisted tongues
speak normally!
by Big Al of UK
get some perspective
collectively we're arseholes
you're just passing through
by ash
some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
by ash
that's *ash*, mr nippress
don't capitalise my tag
you sad little man
by ash
some entertainment
really does give me the shits
and it burns burns burns
by mellie
I'm a coprophage
You're filled with impotent rage
Find a new web page
by Maestro of Manhattan
Maestro has a goal
To smell like another mans shit
Ass licking mental
by Ash
i am an artist
my life's a work in progress
but there isn't much
by ash
that's entertainmant
if you can't amuse the crowds
you can annoy them
by ash
