As the day unfolds,
the nights dark secrets follow.
Do you dare also?
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
Hey zabadooey
Are you quite new at haiku?
you can count can't you?
by Walter of Gibralter
Haiku forever.
Zabadooey doesn't count.
Perverted bastard!
by Sling blade of Earth
Nuke the web perverts
They can't count and they don't count
I'll not be dismayed
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
some just like guys
like me, Ash-hole!
by Ash
Cold mouths flutter.
Eagerness bends the prayers.
A stone burns wisdom.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Hijakc haiku,
I am Ash-hole,
Ass Face,
Shit Face,
Ball Smoker,
Nut Choker,
Ash-Holio
by Ash
Fried ham, cookie dough,
hot shit and stank ho's
coming over for a
PAARRTAYYY!!
by Lush
Circus tent...
Think about it....
by Lush
hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it
by ASH-HOLE!!
smell of Chinese food
permeates office, 'fraid be
back in an hour
by onjaysun of frogtown
Prosthesis fetish
Please, roll in the amputees
Ripe orifices
by Lush
Your words of wisdom
are but a burnt offering.
All thats left is ash
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it
by ash
We're as good as dead
The invisible swordsman
Won't forget a face
by LordSlack
Circus tragedy
Elephant charges your car
Put the peanut down
by LordSlack of Shuttytown
Wanted in eight states
But I only wore her head
As a hat through three
by LordSlack of Shuttytown
Sans capybaras
A haiku archive despairs;
A problem now solved.
by gary of urbana
sniffing at your crotch;
you pretend you have no drugs;
beagles see through you.
by darwin of the hms beagle
Drug sniffing canines
Stand at attention, transfixed
When near my bloodstream
by Lush
Hermaphroditic
Dual genitalia
Duelling for gender
by Lush
Mezcal fiesta
Absinthe Bacchanalia
Jolly crapulence
by Lush
at a roadside shrine
before the stony buddha
a firefly burns
by buson
handy tip for stick
up guys, post office trash has
sample pantyhose
by onjaysun of frogtown
ash-hole is my name
Hiding, can
by Maestro of Manhattan
interpretation
i am speaking normally
you're not listening
by ash
haiku hyperbole
Talking in twisted tongues
speak normally!
by Big Al of UK
get some perspective
collectively we're arseholes
you're just passing through
by ash
some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
by ash
that's *ash*, mr nippress
don't capitalise my tag
you sad little man
by ash
some entertainment
really does give me the shits
and it burns burns burns
by mellie
I'm a coprophage
You're filled with impotent rage
Find a new web page
by Maestro of Manhattan
Maestro has a goal
To smell like another mans shit
Ass licking mental
by Ash
i am an artist
my life's a work in progress
but there isn't much
by ash
that's entertainmant
if you can't amuse the crowds
you can annoy them
by ash
william is a troll
all hail the erect nippress
he's a sammich short
by ash (of zabadooey will steal my name and write lame haiku any moment)
honky tonk verses
scribbled on a bathroom wall
kilroy writes haiku
by passin thru
too much arse and shit
what is the fascination
with shitty haiku?
by mellie
An apple turns eyes.
Ignorantly, a sheep sings.
Leaves wake ugly boats.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
I stink of ass...
for that is where I
spend most of my
time.
Up another mans hairy
ass..
by Maestro of Manhattan
Yeah
Yeah, I'm from New Orleans
Donations accepted
by Travis Miller of Clearwater, FL
In summarizing
All internet offerings
I forgot assholes
by Maestro loathes Zabadooey
Wow, maybe it's me
I've enjoyed your company
Love and peace to all
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
I fuck cowshit
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
blah, blah, i suck
by -d-rizzo
How can we miss you
If you do not go away
Abracadabra!
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Fuck and poop
is all i get nowadays.
Fuck my ass.
by -d-rizzo
You are a moron
Incapable of proper spelling
Grammar, or meter.
Please depart and die.
by Council of for execution of ZABADOOEY
Blackly, women melt.
The girls clash therefore pears wake.
Spring kisses candles.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
