Circus tragedy
Elephant charges your car
Put the peanut down

Wanted in eight states
But I only wore her head
As a hat through three

Sans capybaras
A haiku archive despairs;
A problem now solved.

sniffing at your crotch;
you pretend you have no drugs;
beagles see through you.

Drug sniffing canines
Stand at attention, transfixed
When near my bloodstream

Hermaphroditic
Dual genitalia
Duelling for gender

Mezcal fiesta
Absinthe Bacchanalia
Jolly crapulence

at a roadside shrine
before the stony buddha
a firefly burns

handy tip for stick
up guys, post office trash has
sample pantyhose

ash-hole is my name
Hiding, can

interpretation
i am speaking normally
you're not listening

haiku hyperbole
Talking in twisted tongues
speak normally!

get some perspective
collectively we're arseholes
you're just passing through

some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies

that's *ash*, mr nippress
don't capitalise my tag
you sad little man

some entertainment
really does give me the shits
and it burns burns burns

I'm a coprophage
You're filled with impotent rage
Find a new web page

Maestro has a goal
To smell like another mans shit
Ass licking mental

i am an artist
my life's a work in progress
but there isn't much

that's entertainmant
if you can't amuse the crowds
you can annoy them

william is a troll
all hail the erect nippress
he's a sammich short

honky tonk verses
scribbled on a bathroom wall
kilroy writes haiku

too much arse and shit
what is the fascination
with shitty haiku?

An apple turns eyes.
Ignorantly, a sheep sings.
Leaves wake ugly boats.

I stink of ass...
for that is where I
spend most of my
time.
Up another mans hairy
ass..

Yeah
Yeah, I'm from New Orleans
Donations accepted

In summarizing
All internet offerings
I forgot assholes

Wow, maybe it's me
I've enjoyed your company
Love and peace to all

I fuck cowshit

blah, blah, i suck

How can we miss you
If you do not go away
Abracadabra!

Fuck and poop
is all i get nowadays.
Fuck my ass.

You are a moron
Incapable of proper spelling
Grammar, or meter.
Please depart and die.

Blackly, women melt.
The girls clash therefore pears wake.
Spring kisses candles.

Smooth poisons set winds.
Cruelly, hard love clashes.
Black eagerness plays.

I am a penis,
which will not come,
betwen us...
get it? I made a pun!
Ain't I funny?? ha, ha,
ho, ho homosexual!!

I have no balls,
or nuts as you like,
just a patch of,
cellulite

I will grow bored in defending my moniker.
Those devoid of creativity
can suck a fart out of mine ass.

Hey! That's not from me!
Shut the fuck up you asshole!
I don't know Maestro.

Cursed imposters
Who fail to compose haiku
Must be abolished

Maestro is my sunshine,
my gay love slave,
and my hope for all
mankind..

I am a little bitch
because I like to choke
my chicken
in the morning's fresh
light, and dew.

I could write better
With my brian on crystal meth
Brian? Who the fuck...

Sphincter expansion
Comes with the territory
53rd and 3rd

Friday rocks my ass!
My favorite day by far,
Time to get crunked up.

my mom is deadly
coke up her nose means there isnt
any coke in the fridge

All mainlines collapsed
Morphine suppository
Rectal salvation

Poetry and porn
What else does the net provide?
Oh, bomb recipes.

My woman is cold.
Bitter, sub-zero cold. Like
Liquid Nitrogen.

I hear you laughing
when I tell the snowflakes I
need a little time