Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 51 Days and 77441 Haiku later...

Blackly, women melt.
The girls clash therefore pears wake.
Spring kisses candles.
Haiku # 32891, October 14, 2005 11:13 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Smooth poisons set winds.
Cruelly, hard love clashes.
Black eagerness plays.
Haiku # 32890, October 14, 2005 11:12 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
I am a penis,
which will not come,
betwen us...
get it? I made a pun!
Ain't I funny?? ha, ha,
ho, ho homosexual!!
Haiku # 32889, October 14, 2005 11:10 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I have no balls,
or nuts as you like,
just a patch of,
cellulite
Haiku # 32888, October 14, 2005 11:08 pm ET
by Frenchy
I will grow bored in defending my moniker.
Those devoid of creativity
can suck a fart out of mine ass.
Haiku # 32887, October 14, 2005 11:04 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Hey! That's not from me!
Shut the fuck up you asshole!
I don't know Maestro.
Haiku # 32886, October 14, 2005 11:02 pm ET
by Frenchy
Cursed imposters
Who fail to compose haiku
Must be abolished
Haiku # 32885, October 14, 2005 11:02 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Maestro is my sunshine,
my gay love slave,
and my hope for all
mankind..
Haiku # 32884, October 14, 2005 10:52 pm ET
by Frenchy
I am a little bitch
because I like to choke
my chicken
in the morning's fresh
light, and dew.
Haiku # 32883, October 14, 2005 10:51 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I could write better
With my brian on crystal meth
Brian? Who the fuck...
Haiku # 32882, October 14, 2005 8:32 pm ET
by Cist of Toronto ON Canada
Sphincter expansion
Comes with the territory
53rd and 3rd
Haiku # 32881, October 14, 2005 5:56 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Friday rocks my ass!
My favorite day by far,
Time to get crunked up.
Haiku # 32880, October 14, 2005 5:28 pm ET
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
my mom is deadly
coke up her nose means there isnt
any coke in the fridge
Haiku # 32879, October 14, 2005 5:06 pm ET
by florintino of 43431
All mainlines collapsed
Morphine suppository
Rectal salvation
Haiku # 32878, October 14, 2005 4:35 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Poetry and porn
What else does the net provide?
Oh, bomb recipes.
Haiku # 32877, October 14, 2005 3:24 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
My woman is cold.
Bitter, sub-zero cold. Like
Liquid Nitrogen.
Haiku # 32876, October 14, 2005 1:36 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I hear you laughing
when I tell the snowflakes I
need a little time
Haiku # 32875, October 14, 2005 12:42 pm ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
In my dreams I am
falling in autumn leaves and
love laughing, laughing
Haiku # 32874, October 14, 2005 11:43 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
You can't write haiku
You have been forbidden by
my mean chihuahua
Haiku # 32873, October 14, 2005 12:11 am ET
by Fifi
Who can't write haiku?
Its' easier than writing
Really long poems
Haiku # 32872, October 14, 2005 12:02 am ET
by brian elkey of South Korea
Don't grow up too fast.
Someday you will have to pay
someone to bathe you.
Haiku # 32871, October 13, 2005 6:29 pm ET
by Frenchy
A teaspoon of cream
is a much better deal than
licking a dead fish.
Haiku # 32870, October 13, 2005 6:29 pm ET
by Frenchy
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
Haiku # 32869, October 13, 2005 6:28 pm ET
by Frenchy
I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
Haiku # 32868, October 13, 2005 6:28 pm ET
by Frenchy
Mimi in new york,
Great writer, excellent blog!
Just finished August...
Haiku # 32867, October 13, 2005 6:27 pm ET
by Frenchy
Better to be a
Smart ass rather than a dumb
ass, so says mother.
Haiku # 32866, October 13, 2005 5:24 pm ET
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
Prior two haiku
Are not those of the maestro
You are an asshole
Haiku # 32865, October 13, 2005 5:15 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I worship the Viet Cong
because they tortured
soldiers
Real good-like!
Haiku # 32864, October 13, 2005 4:40 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I am a communist,
Pinko, Lefty spy...
All of you will
surely die
Haiku # 32863, October 13, 2005 4:38 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32862, October 13, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32861, October 13, 2005 4:21 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Folded shit stained sheets
Into putrid Rorschach Test
Saw bottle of booze
Haiku # 32860, October 13, 2005 4:18 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Awoke this morning
To delirium tremens
Shat myself and wept
Haiku # 32859, October 13, 2005 4:15 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Capitalism
Inevitability
Cannibalism
Haiku # 32858, October 13, 2005 2:06 pm ET
by The Time Keeper of Everywhere
Googled for Haiku
Stumbled onto a porn site
not much poetry
Haiku # 32857, October 13, 2005 1:31 pm ET
by Mr. Wonderful of WA
Counting grains of sand
should take up most of my day
I could use some help
Haiku # 32856, October 13, 2005 12:32 pm ET
by Mr. Wonderful of Earth
Wal-mart sex oil sales
Up during "sex holidays."
Cheap lube for my menz!
Haiku # 32855, October 13, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by UnclRons of Atown
It say's,"Bad Haiku"
Can't all be as good as you.
Excuse my mistake
Haiku # 32854, October 13, 2005 11:49 am ET
by Some Bum of Gig Harbor WA
"er" is seventh. Bah!
Counting can be hard without
Seven lil' fing"er"s.
Haiku # 32853, October 13, 2005 11:18 am ET
by Count Haikula of Austin, TX
Riding for Jesus
Twist the throttle wide open
and say all your prayers
Haiku # 32852, October 13, 2005 11:14 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Headless fish laying
stinking on the sun drenched pier
Didn't make it home
Haiku # 32851, October 13, 2005 11:11 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Counting syllables
One, two, three, four, five, seven
What happened to six?
Haiku # 32850, October 13, 2005 11:05 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Why cross the wide road?
To get to the other side...
Watch out for bird flew.
Haiku # 32849, October 13, 2005 10:54 am ET
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
The pterodactyl
is past like the rest and all ~
it's not poetic.
Haiku # 32848, October 13, 2005 7:58 am ET
by Metric Dinosaur
The double dactyl,
Like "gastrointestinal"
Is most poetic
Haiku # 32847, October 12, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
a clever arsehole
delivering smart humour
must be a wisecrack
Haiku # 32846, October 12, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 32845, October 12, 2005 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All the way down here
She smells like soaked garbage
Personal hygeine
Haiku # 32844, October 11, 2005 5:37 pm ET
by Rapunzel
Bored with your body?
Await metempsychosis
Might return a slug
Haiku # 32843, October 11, 2005 5:03 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
TRIBUTE:
The crack of the bat
Also, the crack of my ass
I hate baseball games
Haiku # 32842, October 11, 2005 4:22 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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