Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 51 Days and 77441 Haiku later...

Maestro is my sunshine,
my gay love slave,
and my hope for all
mankind..
Haiku # 32884, October 14, 2005 10:52 pm ET
by Frenchy
I am a little bitch
because I like to choke
my chicken
in the morning's fresh
light, and dew.
Haiku # 32883, October 14, 2005 10:51 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I could write better
With my brian on crystal meth
Brian? Who the fuck...
Haiku # 32882, October 14, 2005 8:32 pm ET
by Cist of Toronto ON Canada
Sphincter expansion
Comes with the territory
53rd and 3rd
Haiku # 32881, October 14, 2005 5:56 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Friday rocks my ass!
My favorite day by far,
Time to get crunked up.
Haiku # 32880, October 14, 2005 5:28 pm ET
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
my mom is deadly
coke up her nose means there isnt
any coke in the fridge
Haiku # 32879, October 14, 2005 5:06 pm ET
by florintino of 43431
All mainlines collapsed
Morphine suppository
Rectal salvation
Haiku # 32878, October 14, 2005 4:35 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Poetry and porn
What else does the net provide?
Oh, bomb recipes.
Haiku # 32877, October 14, 2005 3:24 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
My woman is cold.
Bitter, sub-zero cold. Like
Liquid Nitrogen.
Haiku # 32876, October 14, 2005 1:36 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I hear you laughing
when I tell the snowflakes I
need a little time
Haiku # 32875, October 14, 2005 12:42 pm ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
In my dreams I am
falling in autumn leaves and
love laughing, laughing
Haiku # 32874, October 14, 2005 11:43 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
You can't write haiku
You have been forbidden by
my mean chihuahua
Haiku # 32873, October 14, 2005 12:11 am ET
by Fifi
Who can't write haiku?
Its' easier than writing
Really long poems
Haiku # 32872, October 14, 2005 12:02 am ET
by brian elkey of South Korea
Don't grow up too fast.
Someday you will have to pay
someone to bathe you.
Haiku # 32871, October 13, 2005 6:29 pm ET
by Frenchy
A teaspoon of cream
is a much better deal than
licking a dead fish.
Haiku # 32870, October 13, 2005 6:29 pm ET
by Frenchy
I'm lightening up.
Trying not to be sober.
Hooray! It's working!
Haiku # 32869, October 13, 2005 6:28 pm ET
by Frenchy
I have lost my "S"
This one simple change means that
now I'm just inane.
Haiku # 32868, October 13, 2005 6:28 pm ET
by Frenchy
Mimi in new york,
Great writer, excellent blog!
Just finished August...
Haiku # 32867, October 13, 2005 6:27 pm ET
by Frenchy
Better to be a
Smart ass rather than a dumb
ass, so says mother.
Haiku # 32866, October 13, 2005 5:24 pm ET
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
Prior two haiku
Are not those of the maestro
You are an asshole
Haiku # 32865, October 13, 2005 5:15 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I worship the Viet Cong
because they tortured
soldiers
Real good-like!
Haiku # 32864, October 13, 2005 4:40 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I am a communist,
Pinko, Lefty spy...
All of you will
surely die
Haiku # 32863, October 13, 2005 4:38 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32862, October 13, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32861, October 13, 2005 4:21 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Folded shit stained sheets
Into putrid Rorschach Test
Saw bottle of booze
Haiku # 32860, October 13, 2005 4:18 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Awoke this morning
To delirium tremens
Shat myself and wept
Haiku # 32859, October 13, 2005 4:15 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Capitalism
Inevitability
Cannibalism
Haiku # 32858, October 13, 2005 2:06 pm ET
by The Time Keeper of Everywhere
Googled for Haiku
Stumbled onto a porn site
not much poetry
Haiku # 32857, October 13, 2005 1:31 pm ET
by Mr. Wonderful of WA
Counting grains of sand
should take up most of my day
I could use some help
Haiku # 32856, October 13, 2005 12:32 pm ET
by Mr. Wonderful of Earth
Wal-mart sex oil sales
Up during "sex holidays."
Cheap lube for my menz!
Haiku # 32855, October 13, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by UnclRons of Atown
It say's,"Bad Haiku"
Can't all be as good as you.
Excuse my mistake
Haiku # 32854, October 13, 2005 11:49 am ET
by Some Bum of Gig Harbor WA
"er" is seventh. Bah!
Counting can be hard without
Seven lil' fing"er"s.
Haiku # 32853, October 13, 2005 11:18 am ET
by Count Haikula of Austin, TX
Riding for Jesus
Twist the throttle wide open
and say all your prayers
Haiku # 32852, October 13, 2005 11:14 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Headless fish laying
stinking on the sun drenched pier
Didn't make it home
Haiku # 32851, October 13, 2005 11:11 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Counting syllables
One, two, three, four, five, seven
What happened to six?
Haiku # 32850, October 13, 2005 11:05 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Why cross the wide road?
To get to the other side...
Watch out for bird flew.
Haiku # 32849, October 13, 2005 10:54 am ET
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
The pterodactyl
is past like the rest and all ~
it's not poetic.
Haiku # 32848, October 13, 2005 7:58 am ET
by Metric Dinosaur
The double dactyl,
Like "gastrointestinal"
Is most poetic
Haiku # 32847, October 12, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
a clever arsehole
delivering smart humour
must be a wisecrack
Haiku # 32846, October 12, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 32845, October 12, 2005 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All the way down here
She smells like soaked garbage
Personal hygeine
Haiku # 32844, October 11, 2005 5:37 pm ET
by Rapunzel
Bored with your body?
Await metempsychosis
Might return a slug
Haiku # 32843, October 11, 2005 5:03 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
TRIBUTE:
The crack of the bat
Also, the crack of my ass
I hate baseball games
Haiku # 32842, October 11, 2005 4:22 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Yikes! Synaesthesia
Didn't even drop today
Maniac flashback
Haiku # 32841, October 11, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
rollerskating rink
national developer
black liberace
Haiku # 32840, October 11, 2005 4:00 pm ET
by joseph of delacunize@hotmail.com
as one might expect
puppetry of the penis
hails from down under
Haiku # 32839, October 11, 2005 12:33 am ET
by ash
the english can spell
as well as australians
but not those yankees
Haiku # 32838, October 11, 2005 12:32 am ET
by ash
turning japanese
think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
Haiku # 32837, October 11, 2005 12:31 am ET
by ash (having an attack of the vapours himself)
Turning Japanese
Sweaty palm between my knees
The Vapors, not Squeeze
Haiku # 32836, October 10, 2005 10:54 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
.|.
Haiku # 32835, October 10, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by Puppy Tree of The Pines
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