Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 48 Days and 77440 Haiku later...

Why cross the wide road?
To get to the other side...
Watch out for bird flew.
Haiku # 32849, October 13, 2005 10:54 am ET
by UnclRons of Austin, TX
The pterodactyl
is past like the rest and all ~
it's not poetic.
Haiku # 32848, October 13, 2005 7:58 am ET
by Metric Dinosaur
The double dactyl,
Like "gastrointestinal"
Is most poetic
Haiku # 32847, October 12, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
a clever arsehole
delivering smart humour
must be a wisecrack
Haiku # 32846, October 12, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 32845, October 12, 2005 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All the way down here
She smells like soaked garbage
Personal hygeine
Haiku # 32844, October 11, 2005 5:37 pm ET
by Rapunzel
Bored with your body?
Await metempsychosis
Might return a slug
Haiku # 32843, October 11, 2005 5:03 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
TRIBUTE:
The crack of the bat
Also, the crack of my ass
I hate baseball games
Haiku # 32842, October 11, 2005 4:22 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Yikes! Synaesthesia
Didn't even drop today
Maniac flashback
Haiku # 32841, October 11, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
rollerskating rink
national developer
black liberace
Haiku # 32840, October 11, 2005 4:00 pm ET
by joseph of delacunize@hotmail.com
as one might expect
puppetry of the penis
hails from down under
Haiku # 32839, October 11, 2005 12:33 am ET
by ash
the english can spell
as well as australians
but not those yankees
Haiku # 32838, October 11, 2005 12:32 am ET
by ash
turning japanese
think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
Haiku # 32837, October 11, 2005 12:31 am ET
by ash (having an attack of the vapours himself)
Turning Japanese
Sweaty palm between my knees
The Vapors, not Squeeze
Haiku # 32836, October 10, 2005 10:54 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
.|.
Haiku # 32835, October 10, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by Puppy Tree of The Pines
..
Haiku # 32834, October 10, 2005 9:28 pm ET
by dash
Only worthwhile show:
Puppetry of the Penis
Grab it if you can
Haiku # 32833, October 10, 2005 5:03 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Lack of grey and/or
Subject matter has left me
Grasping for straws, here.
Haiku # 32832, October 10, 2005 3:21 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Emotionally
Inept, and the results are
Broadway-themed haikus?
Haiku # 32831, October 10, 2005 2:50 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
CABARET: Where life,
Along with Adam Pascal's
Ass, is beautiful.
Haiku # 32830, October 10, 2005 2:41 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
RENT: Where one can see
Fighting lesbians become
Stellar thespians.
Haiku # 32829, October 10, 2005 2:23 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
if Jesus married
wife nags "get a job" maybe
cross was sweet relief
Haiku # 32828, October 10, 2005 1:16 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown thx scott dunn
so much food she just
couldn't stop but that's okay
little muffin top
Haiku # 32827, October 10, 2005 1:06 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Unleash the hashish
One way flight to TVLand
Why leave the bedroom?
Haiku # 32826, October 10, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
you know the form ash
spinach and olive oil
fight to the finish
Haiku # 32825, October 10, 2005 11:26 am ET
by mellie
popeye knew the count
dominant with his beatings
iamb what iamb
Haiku # 32824, October 10, 2005 10:02 am ET
by ash
like eating oysters
sliding over tongue down throat
salty sexy smooth
Haiku # 32823, October 10, 2005 9:57 am ET
by mellie
your poems blind me
bedazzled and bamboozled
white cane bad haiku
Haiku # 32822, October 10, 2005 9:47 am ET
by mellie
like eating raw fish
you'll find your taste for it grows
with experience
Haiku # 32821, October 10, 2005 9:46 am ET
by ash
coax me from my shell
no need to butter me up
i know you want me
Haiku # 32820, October 10, 2005 8:38 am ET
by ash
an i for an eye
take a good look at yourself
cornea than sum
Haiku # 32819, October 10, 2005 7:35 am ET
by ash
Detached retinae
Dispatched by my retinue
The blind leading none
Haiku # 32818, October 9, 2005 5:14 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
love flows in torrens
adelaide oh adelaide
where i first got laid
Haiku # 32817, October 9, 2005 5:07 am ET
by ash
Haiku Haiku High
Haiku Haiku Haiku Coo
Haiku Haiku High
Haiku # 32816, October 9, 2005 3:52 am ET
by Zzt of Adelaide, Aust.
mimi in new york
rides the stripper pole at night
blogs away the day
Haiku # 32815, October 9, 2005 1:01 am ET
by Mimi of New York by way of the UK
i'm moved by movies
as regular as clockwork
my bowels are wringing
Haiku # 32814, October 9, 2005 12:20 am ET
by ash
when the wave hits me
ill be dreaming of robots
who forgot bagels?
Haiku # 32813, October 8, 2005 11:30 pm ET
by jew
Vellocet, me droogs
Fuels ultraviolence
Skull smashing splendor
Haiku # 32812, October 8, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Bravo luminol
Enhancing luminescence
Upon bloody sheets
Haiku # 32811, October 8, 2005 10:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
methylphenidate
makes me less jittery than
long macchiatto
Haiku # 32810, October 8, 2005 7:59 pm ET
by ash
Haiku book review
Tetherballs of Bougainville
Ingenious satire
Haiku # 32809, October 8, 2005 3:40 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
No ADHD
Just mail order Adderall
I am ever so high
Haiku # 32808, October 8, 2005 3:36 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Postmodern nonsense
Haiku # 32807, October 8, 2005 3:35 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
my submerged bottom
uranus under neptune
in the cold briny
Haiku # 32806, October 8, 2005 8:40 am ET
by ash
Too bored to write here
my feet propped against the wall
I should cook some toast
Haiku # 32805, October 7, 2005 11:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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Haiku # 32804, October 7, 2005 10:00 pm ET
by art gecko of decco
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Haiku # 32803, October 7, 2005 9:47 pm ET
by Dark Supernova of Scotia
Installment numero two
Haiku # 32802, October 7, 2005 7:48 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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Haiku # 32801, October 7, 2005 6:12 pm ET
by Singularity of Black Hole
Serial haiku
Haiku # 32800, October 7, 2005 4:52 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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