Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 48 Days and 77440 Haiku later...

TRIBUTE:
The crack of the bat
Also, the crack of my ass
I hate baseball games
Haiku # 32842, October 11, 2005 4:22 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Yikes! Synaesthesia
Didn't even drop today
Maniac flashback
Haiku # 32841, October 11, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
rollerskating rink
national developer
black liberace
Haiku # 32840, October 11, 2005 4:00 pm ET
by joseph of delacunize@hotmail.com
as one might expect
puppetry of the penis
hails from down under
Haiku # 32839, October 11, 2005 12:33 am ET
by ash
the english can spell
as well as australians
but not those yankees
Haiku # 32838, October 11, 2005 12:32 am ET
by ash
turning japanese
think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
Haiku # 32837, October 11, 2005 12:31 am ET
by ash (having an attack of the vapours himself)
Turning Japanese
Sweaty palm between my knees
The Vapors, not Squeeze
Haiku # 32836, October 10, 2005 10:54 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
.|.
Haiku # 32835, October 10, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by Puppy Tree of The Pines
..
Haiku # 32834, October 10, 2005 9:28 pm ET
by dash
Only worthwhile show:
Puppetry of the Penis
Grab it if you can
Haiku # 32833, October 10, 2005 5:03 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Lack of grey and/or
Subject matter has left me
Grasping for straws, here.
Haiku # 32832, October 10, 2005 3:21 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Emotionally
Inept, and the results are
Broadway-themed haikus?
Haiku # 32831, October 10, 2005 2:50 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
CABARET: Where life,
Along with Adam Pascal's
Ass, is beautiful.
Haiku # 32830, October 10, 2005 2:41 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
RENT: Where one can see
Fighting lesbians become
Stellar thespians.
Haiku # 32829, October 10, 2005 2:23 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
if Jesus married
wife nags "get a job" maybe
cross was sweet relief
Haiku # 32828, October 10, 2005 1:16 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown thx scott dunn
so much food she just
couldn't stop but that's okay
little muffin top
Haiku # 32827, October 10, 2005 1:06 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Unleash the hashish
One way flight to TVLand
Why leave the bedroom?
Haiku # 32826, October 10, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
you know the form ash
spinach and olive oil
fight to the finish
Haiku # 32825, October 10, 2005 11:26 am ET
by mellie
popeye knew the count
dominant with his beatings
iamb what iamb
Haiku # 32824, October 10, 2005 10:02 am ET
by ash
like eating oysters
sliding over tongue down throat
salty sexy smooth
Haiku # 32823, October 10, 2005 9:57 am ET
by mellie
your poems blind me
bedazzled and bamboozled
white cane bad haiku
Haiku # 32822, October 10, 2005 9:47 am ET
by mellie
like eating raw fish
you'll find your taste for it grows
with experience
Haiku # 32821, October 10, 2005 9:46 am ET
by ash
coax me from my shell
no need to butter me up
i know you want me
Haiku # 32820, October 10, 2005 8:38 am ET
by ash
an i for an eye
take a good look at yourself
cornea than sum
Haiku # 32819, October 10, 2005 7:35 am ET
by ash
Detached retinae
Dispatched by my retinue
The blind leading none
Haiku # 32818, October 9, 2005 5:14 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
love flows in torrens
adelaide oh adelaide
where i first got laid
Haiku # 32817, October 9, 2005 5:07 am ET
by ash
Haiku Haiku High
Haiku Haiku Haiku Coo
Haiku Haiku High
Haiku # 32816, October 9, 2005 3:52 am ET
by Zzt of Adelaide, Aust.
mimi in new york
rides the stripper pole at night
blogs away the day
Haiku # 32815, October 9, 2005 1:01 am ET
by Mimi of New York by way of the UK
i'm moved by movies
as regular as clockwork
my bowels are wringing
Haiku # 32814, October 9, 2005 12:20 am ET
by ash
when the wave hits me
ill be dreaming of robots
who forgot bagels?
Haiku # 32813, October 8, 2005 11:30 pm ET
by jew
Vellocet, me droogs
Fuels ultraviolence
Skull smashing splendor
Haiku # 32812, October 8, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Bravo luminol
Enhancing luminescence
Upon bloody sheets
Haiku # 32811, October 8, 2005 10:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
methylphenidate
makes me less jittery than
long macchiatto
Haiku # 32810, October 8, 2005 7:59 pm ET
by ash
Haiku book review
Tetherballs of Bougainville
Ingenious satire
Haiku # 32809, October 8, 2005 3:40 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
No ADHD
Just mail order Adderall
I am ever so high
Haiku # 32808, October 8, 2005 3:36 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Postmodern nonsense
Haiku # 32807, October 8, 2005 3:35 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
my submerged bottom
uranus under neptune
in the cold briny
Haiku # 32806, October 8, 2005 8:40 am ET
by ash
Too bored to write here
my feet propped against the wall
I should cook some toast
Haiku # 32805, October 7, 2005 11:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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Haiku # 32804, October 7, 2005 10:00 pm ET
by art gecko of decco
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Haiku # 32803, October 7, 2005 9:47 pm ET
by Dark Supernova of Scotia
Installment numero two
Haiku # 32802, October 7, 2005 7:48 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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Haiku # 32801, October 7, 2005 6:12 pm ET
by Singularity of Black Hole
Serial haiku
Haiku # 32800, October 7, 2005 4:52 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Mescaline within
Avuncular coyote
Fed me peyote
Haiku # 32799, October 7, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
O2 is a fat man
he is eating all day
when he is not drinking and smoking doobies
Haiku # 32798, October 7, 2005 12:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
He's talking about the movie
"the Ring"
That movie was DUMB!
Haiku # 32797, October 7, 2005 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MAESTRO HAS ISSUES.
HE'S A CRAZY BASTARD.
READ PREVIOUS HAIKUS!
Haiku # 32796, October 7, 2005 12:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pop it in the VCR.
Deadly tape.
SEVEN DAYS!
Haiku # 32795, October 7, 2005 12:42 pm ET
by Maestro is weird
I surely hope
that 02 is not into
submitting haikus!
Haiku # 32794, October 7, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ha ha ha
you crack me up!
no cap tonight =o(
Haiku # 32793, October 7, 2005 12:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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