coax me from my shell
no need to butter me up
i know you want me

an i for an eye
take a good look at yourself
cornea than sum

Detached retinae
Dispatched by my retinue
The blind leading none

love flows in torrens
adelaide oh adelaide
where i first got laid

Haiku Haiku High
Haiku Haiku Haiku Coo
Haiku Haiku High

mimi in new york
rides the stripper pole at night
blogs away the day

i'm moved by movies
as regular as clockwork
my bowels are wringing

when the wave hits me
ill be dreaming of robots
who forgot bagels?

Vellocet, me droogs
Fuels ultraviolence
Skull smashing splendor

Bravo luminol
Enhancing luminescence
Upon bloody sheets

methylphenidate
makes me less jittery than
long macchiatto

Haiku book review
Tetherballs of Bougainville
Ingenious satire

No ADHD
Just mail order Adderall
I am ever so high

Postmodern nonsense

my submerged bottom
uranus under neptune
in the cold briny

Too bored to write here
my feet propped against the wall
I should cook some toast

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Installment numero two

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Serial haiku

Mescaline within
Avuncular coyote
Fed me peyote

O2 is a fat man
he is eating all day
when he is not drinking and smoking doobies

He's talking about the movie
"the Ring"
That movie was DUMB!

MAESTRO HAS ISSUES.
HE'S A CRAZY BASTARD.
READ PREVIOUS HAIKUS!

Pop it in the VCR.
Deadly tape.
SEVEN DAYS!

I surely hope
that 02 is not into
submitting haikus!

ha ha ha
you crack me up!
no cap tonight =o(

Did you take off cause you're sick
Or because it's Tony's birthday
Are you ok??

I am bored.
Nothing's on TV.
Except for Judge Mathis.

Tsunami poems suck
That is so old news stupid
Why did you write that

WATCH OUT FOR THE WAVE
SUCKED IN BY SEA
TSUNAMI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY

I AM COUGHING UP A LUNG
BEING SICK BLOWS..
PURPLE MONKEY CROTCH

i feel weak
this cold that julie gave me reeks.
japs are strange!

Got a new Hyundai
Right here in this envelope
Am I cool again?

Red candy is good
Yum a jellybean it's red
I like puppies too

Yo yo yo A'ight
This is the shit my homeboy
Chllin, writin poems

Never say "rabbit"
They can cause deadly landslides
And that would be bad

White face red lipstick
Walks toward me with no cash
Crazy bag lady

Our next door neighbor
Burying a car with snow
Whose owner is nuts

Five bucks a frappe
I give to the Cypriots
Chumblumblumblumblum

very drowzy now
but i will attempt one more
haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

waiting for this pill
to kill my insomnia
diphenhydramine

on the road again
i just can't wait to get on...
(#@! help me out Willie)

bored with posturing
who's aboard satan's vessel
come set sail with us

Talk of red herring
Sharpens the olde appetite
Judicial fish fry

Understand Griswold
And the amendment fourteen
Care for a debate?

Oh, legal eagle
Please reserve your non-haiku
For other fora

"Privacy issue,"
said the Court, "I sure wish you
would not wave that pink fichu

on ruling miscue.
Griswold v. Connecticut
was frenetic, but

the Court said, "T'was smut.
Nothing would do - we're outplayed,
just like Roe v. Wade."