Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 48 Days and 77440 Haiku later...

Too bored to write here
my feet propped against the wall
I should cook some toast
Haiku # 32805, October 7, 2005 11:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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Haiku # 32804, October 7, 2005 10:00 pm ET
by art gecko of decco
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Haiku # 32803, October 7, 2005 9:47 pm ET
by Dark Supernova of Scotia
Installment numero two
Haiku # 32802, October 7, 2005 7:48 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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Haiku # 32801, October 7, 2005 6:12 pm ET
by Singularity of Black Hole
Serial haiku
Haiku # 32800, October 7, 2005 4:52 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Mescaline within
Avuncular coyote
Fed me peyote
Haiku # 32799, October 7, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
O2 is a fat man
he is eating all day
when he is not drinking and smoking doobies
Haiku # 32798, October 7, 2005 12:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
He's talking about the movie
"the Ring"
That movie was DUMB!
Haiku # 32797, October 7, 2005 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MAESTRO HAS ISSUES.
HE'S A CRAZY BASTARD.
READ PREVIOUS HAIKUS!
Haiku # 32796, October 7, 2005 12:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pop it in the VCR.
Deadly tape.
SEVEN DAYS!
Haiku # 32795, October 7, 2005 12:42 pm ET
by Maestro is weird
I surely hope
that 02 is not into
submitting haikus!
Haiku # 32794, October 7, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ha ha ha
you crack me up!
no cap tonight =o(
Haiku # 32793, October 7, 2005 12:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did you take off cause you're sick
Or because it's Tony's birthday
Are you ok??
Haiku # 32792, October 7, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Jo
I am bored.
Nothing's on TV.
Except for Judge Mathis.
Haiku # 32791, October 7, 2005 12:12 pm ET
by LORA of NY
Tsunami poems suck
That is so old news stupid
Why did you write that
Haiku # 32790, October 7, 2005 11:59 am ET
by Jo
WATCH OUT FOR THE WAVE
SUCKED IN BY SEA
TSUNAMI
Haiku # 32789, October 7, 2005 11:53 am ET
by Joelle of Ann Arbor
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY
Haiku # 32788, October 7, 2005 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I AM COUGHING UP A LUNG
BEING SICK BLOWS..
PURPLE MONKEY CROTCH
Haiku # 32787, October 7, 2005 11:45 am ET
by LORA of NY
i feel weak
this cold that julie gave me reeks.
japs are strange!
Haiku # 32786, October 7, 2005 11:44 am ET
by LORA of NY
Got a new Hyundai
Right here in this envelope
Am I cool again?
Haiku # 32785, October 7, 2005 11:17 am ET
by Johnny Nice of Astoria, NY
Red candy is good
Yum a jellybean it's red
I like puppies too
Haiku # 32784, October 7, 2005 11:08 am ET
by Jo
Yo yo yo A'ight
This is the shit my homeboy
Chllin, writin poems
Haiku # 32783, October 7, 2005 11:04 am ET
by Jo
Never say "rabbit"
They can cause deadly landslides
And that would be bad
Haiku # 32782, October 7, 2005 10:32 am ET
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
White face red lipstick
Walks toward me with no cash
Crazy bag lady
Haiku # 32781, October 7, 2005 10:24 am ET
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
Our next door neighbor
Burying a car with snow
Whose owner is nuts
Haiku # 32780, October 7, 2005 10:21 am ET
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
Five bucks a frappe
I give to the Cypriots
Chumblumblumblumblum
Haiku # 32779, October 7, 2005 10:11 am ET
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
very drowzy now
but i will attempt one more
haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Haiku # 32778, October 7, 2005 2:51 am ET
by zzz of zzz
waiting for this pill
to kill my insomnia
diphenhydramine
Haiku # 32777, October 7, 2005 2:26 am ET
by Bill of Imjusta
on the road again
i just can't wait to get on...
(#@! help me out Willie)
Haiku # 32776, October 7, 2005 2:16 am ET
by Nelson of Mary Jane Ave
bored with posturing
who's aboard satan's vessel
come set sail with us
Haiku # 32775, October 7, 2005 1:18 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Talk of red herring
Sharpens the olde appetite
Judicial fish fry
Haiku # 32774, October 7, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Understand Griswold
And the amendment fourteen
Care for a debate?
Haiku # 32773, October 7, 2005 12:42 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh, legal eagle
Please reserve your non-haiku
For other fora
Haiku # 32772, October 6, 2005 11:51 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
"Privacy issue,"
said the Court, "I sure wish you
would not wave that pink fichu

on ruling miscue.
Griswold v. Connecticut
was frenetic, but

the Court said, "T'was smut.
Nothing would do - we're outplayed,
just like Roe v. Wade."
Haiku # 32771, October 6, 2005 9:44 pm ET
by Legal Eagle (K)not
Bowers v. Hardwick
Couldn't restrain a hard prick
Biased laws shant stick
Haiku # 32770, October 6, 2005 7:02 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Civil rights for all
except for sex by gay menz
Harriet Miers
Haiku # 32769, October 6, 2005 10:52 am ET
by Texasbian of TX
fortune cookie lies
eggrolls disappear inside
Orient yourself
Haiku # 32768, October 6, 2005 10:42 am ET
by Ronnie B. of Austin, TX
Bulbs, palatte of color,
tearing my back a hole of fear
Wings disolve, dirt plant
Haiku # 32767, October 6, 2005 9:41 am ET
by Steve of Illinois
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32766, October 6, 2005 9:39 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
alligator stuck
in python's esophagus
Monty, what the f***k?
Haiku # 32765, October 5, 2005 9:49 pm ET
by Ever Glade of Everglades
little nubbin
a respectable flow ripples
my dour expression
Haiku # 32764, October 5, 2005 9:08 pm ET
by Nip Tucker of Los Angeles
Carbona, not glue
Huffing aficionado
Routinely blotto
Haiku # 32763, October 5, 2005 4:12 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Rampant persiflage
A portrait in frippery
Seek dictionary
Haiku # 32762, October 5, 2005 2:23 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I hereby adopt
Native American name:
Peevish when sober
Haiku # 32761, October 5, 2005 2:21 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
With prehensile tail
I could snatch shit from the floor
Without bending down
Haiku # 32760, October 5, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
'member when many
words scared little bad haiku
and she went away
Haiku # 32759, October 5, 2005 2:00 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown (sad times)
The day seems wasted
If I have not offended
Someone with Haiku
Haiku # 32758, October 5, 2005 1:13 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
foreign url's
stretched across my monitor
xenophobia
Haiku # 32757, October 5, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ash
[url=http://www.imq.cn]
Haiku # 32756, October 5, 2005 5:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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