Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

alligator stuck
in python's esophagus
Monty, what the f***k?

little nubbin
a respectable flow ripples
my dour expression

Carbona, not glue
Huffing aficionado
Routinely blotto

Rampant persiflage
A portrait in frippery
Seek dictionary

I hereby adopt
Native American name:
Peevish when sober

With prehensile tail
I could snatch shit from the floor
Without bending down

'member when many
words scared little bad haiku
and she went away

The day seems wasted
If I have not offended
Someone with Haiku

foreign url's
stretched across my monitor
xenophobia

[url=http://www.imq.cn]

it's a disorder
many personalities
and yet no person

i talk to myself
but that's of no consequence
as i don't listen

some things never change
like sociopathic traits
unfortunately

I am a large pencil-neck
geek. I suck and should
be done away with.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

He made us all laugh
TV's poet laureate
With his four-line verse





Thanks for all the laughs
We will miss you and all your
Four-line poems of wit

Sipped paregoric
From the skull of poor Yorick
Erstwhile dysphoric

New parents, timely
reminder, just not enough
Nipsey's in the world

ketamine vortex
though once a prize horse's ass
now i'm most tranquil

abdominal pain
was it something that I ate?
milk of magnesia

he's had the last laugh
all things must come to an end
it's goodnight from him

Comedian dead
That guy from that show that time
Ronnie Barker falls

back at work again
earning a good hourly rate
writing bad haiku

Laughing hard at work
Maestro of Manhattan is
going to get me sacked.

Bullies in disguise
Abuse their authority
Hide behind a badge

Gnome and I escape
Alcatraz, sharks-schmarks..it's the
Ferry flies that bite!

ash, my fair wordsmith
get thee to a punnery
whilst I don leeches

the bile stained maestro
de-liver us your humour
mellow not yellow

Touch

Autumnal rapture
Vertiginous color schemes
LSD and me

Preceding poet
Comprehends not irony
Nor novelty... trite

Beauty doth reside
within the beholder's eye.
Yours must be jaundiced.

Three cheers for beauty
All else is speculative
To hell with reason

Asymmetrical
And laden with soft features
No one shall love you

Devoid of talent
Forced to play the triangle
No future for you

oligarchy reigns
'neath democratic facade
vote with a bullet

Rendered so morose
By ashen ruminations
Someone throw a pie

reminiscences
torn fragments of a lifetime
which was often ripped

the wisdom of age
is youthful stupidity
warped by slow motion

this life is a yawn
first youthful vigour deserts
then you die slowly

Green Bay FudgePackers
And the Pittsburgh Butt Pirates
Calgary Flamers

This humidity
Has volumized my ass hair
Into a bouffant

Sharp analysis
Of a stabbing anal cyst
For the annals, sis

...then would you believe
he's off and haunting the Chief...
Control just goes on...

Agent 86
CONTROL's top spy. KAOS foe.
Maxwell Smart is dead.


-- dedicated to Actor Don Adams who died on September 25, 2005.
"I asked you not to tell me that"

Saturday, had fun
lost O'Hare, cheated toll and
back in Californ'

Friday, Yard sales with
Aunt, Sears Tower, Chrome bean, rode
Loop and cookie dough

Thursday, with Uncle
spiked cars, funeral home golf,
Volo cars, Sox lose