I AM COUGHING UP A LUNG
BEING SICK BLOWS..
PURPLE MONKEY CROTCH

i feel weak
this cold that julie gave me reeks.
japs are strange!

Got a new Hyundai
Right here in this envelope
Am I cool again?

Red candy is good
Yum a jellybean it's red
I like puppies too

Yo yo yo A'ight
This is the shit my homeboy
Chllin, writin poems

Never say "rabbit"
They can cause deadly landslides
And that would be bad

White face red lipstick
Walks toward me with no cash
Crazy bag lady

Our next door neighbor
Burying a car with snow
Whose owner is nuts

Five bucks a frappe
I give to the Cypriots
Chumblumblumblumblum

very drowzy now
but i will attempt one more
haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

waiting for this pill
to kill my insomnia
diphenhydramine

on the road again
i just can't wait to get on...
(#@! help me out Willie)

bored with posturing
who's aboard satan's vessel
come set sail with us

Talk of red herring
Sharpens the olde appetite
Judicial fish fry

Understand Griswold
And the amendment fourteen
Care for a debate?

Oh, legal eagle
Please reserve your non-haiku
For other fora

"Privacy issue,"
said the Court, "I sure wish you
would not wave that pink fichu

on ruling miscue.
Griswold v. Connecticut
was frenetic, but

the Court said, "T'was smut.
Nothing would do - we're outplayed,
just like Roe v. Wade."

Bowers v. Hardwick
Couldn't restrain a hard prick
Biased laws shant stick

Civil rights for all
except for sex by gay menz
Harriet Miers

fortune cookie lies
eggrolls disappear inside
Orient yourself

Bulbs, palatte of color,
tearing my back a hole of fear
Wings disolve, dirt plant

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

alligator stuck
in python's esophagus
Monty, what the f***k?

little nubbin
a respectable flow ripples
my dour expression

Carbona, not glue
Huffing aficionado
Routinely blotto

Rampant persiflage
A portrait in frippery
Seek dictionary

I hereby adopt
Native American name:
Peevish when sober

With prehensile tail
I could snatch shit from the floor
Without bending down

'member when many
words scared little bad haiku
and she went away

The day seems wasted
If I have not offended
Someone with Haiku

foreign url's
stretched across my monitor
xenophobia

[url=http://www.imq.cn]

it's a disorder
many personalities
and yet no person

i talk to myself
but that's of no consequence
as i don't listen

some things never change
like sociopathic traits
unfortunately

I am a large pencil-neck
geek. I suck and should
be done away with.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

He made us all laugh
TV's poet laureate
With his four-line verse





Thanks for all the laughs
We will miss you and all your
Four-line poems of wit

Sipped paregoric
From the skull of poor Yorick
Erstwhile dysphoric

New parents, timely
reminder, just not enough
Nipsey's in the world

ketamine vortex
though once a prize horse's ass
now i'm most tranquil

abdominal pain
was it something that I ate?
milk of magnesia

he's had the last laugh
all things must come to an end
it's goodnight from him

Comedian dead
That guy from that show that time
Ronnie Barker falls

back at work again
earning a good hourly rate
writing bad haiku

Laughing hard at work
Maestro of Manhattan is
going to get me sacked.

Bullies in disguise
Abuse their authority
Hide behind a badge

Gnome and I escape
Alcatraz, sharks-schmarks..it's the
Ferry flies that bite!

ash, my fair wordsmith
get thee to a punnery
whilst I don leeches