Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 48 Days and 77440 Haiku later...

like eating raw fish
you'll find your taste for it grows
with experience
Haiku # 32821, October 10, 2005 9:46 am ET
by ash
coax me from my shell
no need to butter me up
i know you want me
Haiku # 32820, October 10, 2005 8:38 am ET
by ash
an i for an eye
take a good look at yourself
cornea than sum
Haiku # 32819, October 10, 2005 7:35 am ET
by ash
Detached retinae
Dispatched by my retinue
The blind leading none
Haiku # 32818, October 9, 2005 5:14 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
love flows in torrens
adelaide oh adelaide
where i first got laid
Haiku # 32817, October 9, 2005 5:07 am ET
by ash
Haiku Haiku High
Haiku Haiku Haiku Coo
Haiku Haiku High
Haiku # 32816, October 9, 2005 3:52 am ET
by Zzt of Adelaide, Aust.
mimi in new york
rides the stripper pole at night
blogs away the day
Haiku # 32815, October 9, 2005 1:01 am ET
by Mimi of New York by way of the UK
i'm moved by movies
as regular as clockwork
my bowels are wringing
Haiku # 32814, October 9, 2005 12:20 am ET
by ash
when the wave hits me
ill be dreaming of robots
who forgot bagels?
Haiku # 32813, October 8, 2005 11:30 pm ET
by jew
Vellocet, me droogs
Fuels ultraviolence
Skull smashing splendor
Haiku # 32812, October 8, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Bravo luminol
Enhancing luminescence
Upon bloody sheets
Haiku # 32811, October 8, 2005 10:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
methylphenidate
makes me less jittery than
long macchiatto
Haiku # 32810, October 8, 2005 7:59 pm ET
by ash
Haiku book review
Tetherballs of Bougainville
Ingenious satire
Haiku # 32809, October 8, 2005 3:40 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
No ADHD
Just mail order Adderall
I am ever so high
Haiku # 32808, October 8, 2005 3:36 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Postmodern nonsense
Haiku # 32807, October 8, 2005 3:35 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
my submerged bottom
uranus under neptune
in the cold briny
Haiku # 32806, October 8, 2005 8:40 am ET
by ash
Too bored to write here
my feet propped against the wall
I should cook some toast
Haiku # 32805, October 7, 2005 11:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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Haiku # 32804, October 7, 2005 10:00 pm ET
by art gecko of decco
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Haiku # 32803, October 7, 2005 9:47 pm ET
by Dark Supernova of Scotia
Installment numero two
Haiku # 32802, October 7, 2005 7:48 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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Haiku # 32801, October 7, 2005 6:12 pm ET
by Singularity of Black Hole
Serial haiku
Haiku # 32800, October 7, 2005 4:52 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Mescaline within
Avuncular coyote
Fed me peyote
Haiku # 32799, October 7, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
O2 is a fat man
he is eating all day
when he is not drinking and smoking doobies
Haiku # 32798, October 7, 2005 12:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
He's talking about the movie
"the Ring"
That movie was DUMB!
Haiku # 32797, October 7, 2005 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MAESTRO HAS ISSUES.
HE'S A CRAZY BASTARD.
READ PREVIOUS HAIKUS!
Haiku # 32796, October 7, 2005 12:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pop it in the VCR.
Deadly tape.
SEVEN DAYS!
Haiku # 32795, October 7, 2005 12:42 pm ET
by Maestro is weird
I surely hope
that 02 is not into
submitting haikus!
Haiku # 32794, October 7, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ha ha ha
you crack me up!
no cap tonight =o(
Haiku # 32793, October 7, 2005 12:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did you take off cause you're sick
Or because it's Tony's birthday
Are you ok??
Haiku # 32792, October 7, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Jo
I am bored.
Nothing's on TV.
Except for Judge Mathis.
Haiku # 32791, October 7, 2005 12:12 pm ET
by LORA of NY
Tsunami poems suck
That is so old news stupid
Why did you write that
Haiku # 32790, October 7, 2005 11:59 am ET
by Jo
WATCH OUT FOR THE WAVE
SUCKED IN BY SEA
TSUNAMI
Haiku # 32789, October 7, 2005 11:53 am ET
by Joelle of Ann Arbor
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY
Haiku # 32788, October 7, 2005 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I AM COUGHING UP A LUNG
BEING SICK BLOWS..
PURPLE MONKEY CROTCH
Haiku # 32787, October 7, 2005 11:45 am ET
by LORA of NY
i feel weak
this cold that julie gave me reeks.
japs are strange!
Haiku # 32786, October 7, 2005 11:44 am ET
by LORA of NY
Got a new Hyundai
Right here in this envelope
Am I cool again?
Haiku # 32785, October 7, 2005 11:17 am ET
by Johnny Nice of Astoria, NY
Red candy is good
Yum a jellybean it's red
I like puppies too
Haiku # 32784, October 7, 2005 11:08 am ET
by Jo
Yo yo yo A'ight
This is the shit my homeboy
Chllin, writin poems
Haiku # 32783, October 7, 2005 11:04 am ET
by Jo
Never say "rabbit"
They can cause deadly landslides
And that would be bad
Haiku # 32782, October 7, 2005 10:32 am ET
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
White face red lipstick
Walks toward me with no cash
Crazy bag lady
Haiku # 32781, October 7, 2005 10:24 am ET
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
Our next door neighbor
Burying a car with snow
Whose owner is nuts
Haiku # 32780, October 7, 2005 10:21 am ET
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
Five bucks a frappe
I give to the Cypriots
Chumblumblumblumblum
Haiku # 32779, October 7, 2005 10:11 am ET
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
very drowzy now
but i will attempt one more
haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Haiku # 32778, October 7, 2005 2:51 am ET
by zzz of zzz
waiting for this pill
to kill my insomnia
diphenhydramine
Haiku # 32777, October 7, 2005 2:26 am ET
by Bill of Imjusta
on the road again
i just can't wait to get on...
(#@! help me out Willie)
Haiku # 32776, October 7, 2005 2:16 am ET
by Nelson of Mary Jane Ave
bored with posturing
who's aboard satan's vessel
come set sail with us
Haiku # 32775, October 7, 2005 1:18 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Talk of red herring
Sharpens the olde appetite
Judicial fish fry
Haiku # 32774, October 7, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Understand Griswold
And the amendment fourteen
Care for a debate?
Haiku # 32773, October 7, 2005 12:42 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh, legal eagle
Please reserve your non-haiku
For other fora
Haiku # 32772, October 6, 2005 11:51 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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