if Jesus married
wife nags "get a job" maybe
cross was sweet relief
by onjaysun of frogtown thx scott dunn
so much food she just
couldn't stop but that's okay
little muffin top
by onjaysun of frogtown
Unleash the hashish
One way flight to TVLand
Why leave the bedroom?
by Maestro of Manhattan
you know the form ash
spinach and olive oil
fight to the finish
by mellie
popeye knew the count
dominant with his beatings
iamb what iamb
by ash
like eating oysters
sliding over tongue down throat
salty sexy smooth
by mellie
your poems blind me
bedazzled and bamboozled
white cane bad haiku
by mellie
like eating raw fish
you'll find your taste for it grows
with experience
by ash
coax me from my shell
no need to butter me up
i know you want me
by ash
an i for an eye
take a good look at yourself
cornea than sum
by ash
Detached retinae
Dispatched by my retinue
The blind leading none
by Maestro of Manhattan
love flows in torrens
adelaide oh adelaide
where i first got laid
by ash
Haiku Haiku High
Haiku Haiku Haiku Coo
Haiku Haiku High
by Zzt of Adelaide, Aust.
mimi in new york
rides the stripper pole at night
blogs away the day
by Mimi of New York by way of the UK
i'm moved by movies
as regular as clockwork
my bowels are wringing
by ash
when the wave hits me
ill be dreaming of robots
who forgot bagels?
by jew
Vellocet, me droogs
Fuels ultraviolence
Skull smashing splendor
by Maestro of Manhattan
Bravo luminol
Enhancing luminescence
Upon bloody sheets
by Maestro of Manhattan
methylphenidate
makes me less jittery than
long macchiatto
by ash
Haiku book review
Tetherballs of Bougainville
Ingenious satire
by Maestro of Manhattan
No ADHD
Just mail order Adderall
I am ever so high
by Maestro of Manhattan
Postmodern nonsense
by Maestro of Manhattan
my submerged bottom
uranus under neptune
in the cold briny
by ash
Too bored to write here
my feet propped against the wall
I should cook some toast
by Betty LeBomb
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by art gecko of decco
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by Dark Supernova of Scotia
Installment numero two
by Maestro of Manhattan
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by Singularity of Black Hole
Serial haiku
by Maestro of Manhattan
Mescaline within
Avuncular coyote
Fed me peyote
by Maestro of Manhattan
O2 is a fat man
he is eating all day
when he is not drinking and smoking doobies
by Anonymous Poet
He's talking about the movie
"the Ring"
That movie was DUMB!
by Anonymous Poet
MAESTRO HAS ISSUES.
HE'S A CRAZY BASTARD.
READ PREVIOUS HAIKUS!
by Anonymous Poet
Pop it in the VCR.
Deadly tape.
SEVEN DAYS!
by Maestro is weird
I surely hope
that 02 is not into
submitting haikus!
by Anonymous Poet
ha ha ha
you crack me up!
no cap tonight =o(
by Anonymous Poet
Did you take off cause you're sick
Or because it's Tony's birthday
Are you ok??
by Jo
I am bored.
Nothing's on TV.
Except for Judge Mathis.
by LORA of NY
Tsunami poems suck
That is so old news stupid
Why did you write that
by Jo
WATCH OUT FOR THE WAVE
SUCKED IN BY SEA
TSUNAMI
by Joelle of Ann Arbor
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY
by Anonymous Poet
I AM COUGHING UP A LUNG
BEING SICK BLOWS..
PURPLE MONKEY CROTCH
by LORA of NY
i feel weak
this cold that julie gave me reeks.
japs are strange!
by LORA of NY
Got a new Hyundai
Right here in this envelope
Am I cool again?
by Johnny Nice of Astoria, NY
Red candy is good
Yum a jellybean it's red
I like puppies too
by Jo
Yo yo yo A'ight
This is the shit my homeboy
Chllin, writin poems
by Jo
Never say "rabbit"
They can cause deadly landslides
And that would be bad
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
White face red lipstick
Walks toward me with no cash
Crazy bag lady
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
Our next door neighbor
Burying a car with snow
Whose owner is nuts
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
Five bucks a frappe
I give to the Cypriots
Chumblumblumblumblum
by Soukera of Astoria, NY
