Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 53 Days and 77444 Haiku later...

Nuke the web perverts
They can't count and they don't count
I'll not be dismayed
Haiku # 32939, October 20, 2005 1:25 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
some just like guys
like me, Ash-hole!
Haiku # 32938, October 19, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by Ash
Cold mouths flutter.
Eagerness bends the prayers.
A stone burns wisdom.
Haiku # 32937, October 19, 2005 10:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Hijakc haiku,
I am Ash-hole,
Ass Face,
Shit Face,
Ball Smoker,
Nut Choker,
Ash-Holio
Haiku # 32936, October 19, 2005 10:02 pm ET
by Ash
Shoopa
Haiku # 32935, October 19, 2005 9:59 pm ET
by Lush
Fried ham, cookie dough,
hot shit and stank ho's
coming over for a
PAARRTAYYY!!
Haiku # 32933, October 19, 2005 9:50 pm ET
by Lush
Circus tent...
Think about it....
Haiku # 32932, October 19, 2005 9:44 pm ET
by Lush
hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it
Haiku # 32931, October 19, 2005 9:43 pm ET
by ASH-HOLE!!
smell of Chinese food
permeates office, 'fraid be
back in an hour
Haiku # 32930, October 19, 2005 4:52 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Prosthesis fetish
Please, roll in the amputees
Ripe orifices
Haiku # 32929, October 19, 2005 4:30 pm ET
by Lush
Your words of wisdom
are but a burnt offering.
All thats left is ash
Haiku # 32928, October 19, 2005 1:00 pm ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it
Haiku # 32927, October 19, 2005 4:40 am ET
by ash
We're as good as dead
The invisible swordsman
Won't forget a face
Haiku # 32926, October 19, 2005 3:05 am ET
by LordSlack
Circus tragedy
Elephant charges your car
Put the peanut down
Haiku # 32925, October 19, 2005 3:04 am ET
by LordSlack of Shuttytown
Wanted in eight states
But I only wore her head
As a hat through three
Haiku # 32924, October 19, 2005 3:03 am ET
by LordSlack of Shuttytown
Sans capybaras
A haiku archive despairs;
A problem now solved.
Haiku # 32923, October 19, 2005 2:40 am ET
by gary of urbana
sniffing at your crotch;
you pretend you have no drugs;
beagles see through you.
Haiku # 32922, October 19, 2005 2:31 am ET
by darwin of the hms beagle
Drug sniffing canines
Stand at attention, transfixed
When near my bloodstream
Haiku # 32921, October 18, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by Lush
Hermaphroditic
Dual genitalia
Duelling for gender
Haiku # 32920, October 18, 2005 8:42 pm ET
by Lush
Mezcal fiesta
Absinthe Bacchanalia
Jolly crapulence
Haiku # 32919, October 18, 2005 7:03 pm ET
by Lush
at a roadside shrine
before the stony buddha
a firefly burns
Haiku # 32918, October 18, 2005 6:12 pm ET
by buson
handy tip for stick
up guys, post office trash has
sample pantyhose
Haiku # 32917, October 18, 2005 1:54 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
ash-hole is my name
Hiding, can
Haiku # 32916, October 18, 2005 12:44 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
interpretation
i am speaking normally
you're not listening
Haiku # 32915, October 18, 2005 9:10 am ET
by ash
haiku hyperbole
Talking in twisted tongues
speak normally!
Haiku # 32914, October 18, 2005 5:12 am ET
by Big Al of UK
get some perspective
collectively we're arseholes
you're just passing through
Haiku # 32913, October 18, 2005 12:15 am ET
by ash
some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
Haiku # 32912, October 18, 2005 12:12 am ET
by ash
that's *ash*, mr nippress
don't capitalise my tag
you sad little man
Haiku # 32911, October 18, 2005 12:01 am ET
by ash
some entertainment
really does give me the shits
and it burns burns burns
Haiku # 32910, October 17, 2005 6:56 pm ET
by mellie
I'm a coprophage
You're filled with impotent rage
Find a new web page
Haiku # 32909, October 17, 2005 5:13 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Maestro has a goal
To smell like another mans shit
Ass licking mental
Haiku # 32907, October 17, 2005 12:24 pm ET
by Ash
i am an artist
my life's a work in progress
but there isn't much
Haiku # 32906, October 17, 2005 9:46 am ET
by ash
that's entertainmant
if you can't amuse the crowds
you can annoy them
Haiku # 32905, October 17, 2005 9:39 am ET
by ash
william is a troll
all hail the erect nippress
he's a sammich short
Haiku # 32904, October 17, 2005 9:36 am ET
by ash (of zabadooey will steal my name and write lame haiku any moment)
honky tonk verses
scribbled on a bathroom wall
kilroy writes haiku
Haiku # 32903, October 16, 2005 7:46 pm ET
by passin thru
too much arse and shit
what is the fascination
with shitty haiku?
Haiku # 32902, October 16, 2005 11:32 am ET
by mellie
An apple turns eyes.
Ignorantly, a sheep sings.
Leaves wake ugly boats.
Haiku # 32901, October 16, 2005 10:46 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
I stink of ass...
for that is where I
spend most of my
time.
Up another mans hairy
ass..
Haiku # 32900, October 16, 2005 10:44 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Yeah
Yeah, I'm from New Orleans
Donations accepted
Haiku # 32899, October 16, 2005 2:04 am ET
by Travis Miller of Clearwater, FL
In summarizing
All internet offerings
I forgot assholes
Haiku # 32898, October 15, 2005 8:52 pm ET
by Maestro loathes Zabadooey
Wow, maybe it's me
I've enjoyed your company
Love and peace to all
Haiku # 32897, October 15, 2005 5:05 pm ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
I fuck cowshit
Haiku # 32896, October 15, 2005 1:04 pm ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
blah, blah, i suck
Haiku # 32895, October 15, 2005 12:56 pm ET
by -d-rizzo
How can we miss you
If you do not go away
Abracadabra!
Haiku # 32894, October 15, 2005 10:13 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
Fuck and poop
is all i get nowadays.
Fuck my ass.
Haiku # 32893, October 15, 2005 3:51 am ET
by -d-rizzo
You are a moron
Incapable of proper spelling
Grammar, or meter.
Please depart and die.
Haiku # 32892, October 14, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by Council of for execution of ZABADOOEY
Blackly, women melt.
The girls clash therefore pears wake.
Spring kisses candles.
Haiku # 32891, October 14, 2005 11:13 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Smooth poisons set winds.
Cruelly, hard love clashes.
Black eagerness plays.
Haiku # 32890, October 14, 2005 11:12 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
I am a penis,
which will not come,
betwen us...
get it? I made a pun!
Ain't I funny?? ha, ha,
ho, ho homosexual!!
Haiku # 32889, October 14, 2005 11:10 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I have no balls,
or nuts as you like,
just a patch of,
cellulite
Haiku # 32888, October 14, 2005 11:08 pm ET
by Frenchy
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