Idle doggerel
Amid the lame in haiku
And perverse blank verse

To all imposters
[expletive deleted] you!
You're so wearisome

THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL
denial ain't just a river
in egypt....ha,haa,
ho, ho, homosexual

i have a dick in my ass
but that doesn't bother me i'm a psychopath
known as ash hole :)

ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay
and ASH is my homo
gay boyfriend who
smokes my pole

i have no talent
but that doesn't bother me
i'm a psychopath

ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay

wish he was a horse
zabadooey is so lame
they'd have to shoot him
but i am the horse
whisperer....
and would have to
whisper hot sexual
gayness into his fuzzy
little horsie ears
because I am Ash

THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL

wish he was a horse
zabadooey is so lame
they'd have to shoot him

ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay

Hello sailor boy!!
(wink, wink)

woman

Come to me little infant
cows. I will tell you a
story of how I loved
your mother and begat
you into this world
y

I commit buggery with
baby sheep
so they count me at
night when they sleep

Smoke whirls
After the passage of a train
Young foliage

poop....

(isn't that genius??)

A spice loves midday.
Sometimes perhaps, blossom works.
Towers kiss sad earth.

evening lark
don't let the field's smoke
annoy you

Behold, you scoundrels
His gynecomastia
Fuck those tits, baby

Satyriasis
Perennially erect
A pleasant defect

nasal attachment
amyl nitrate canister
gamboling satyr

Flaming hot poker
In anus of imposter
Geoffrey Chaucer style

The played breasts retire.
Autumn startles a jury.
Ice wakes the cities.

Hatred leaves water.
The asses burn and mouths wait.
Wisdom carouses.

260 billion
To fix cesspool New Orleans
Just keep it a swamp

Honey, gotta drop
the kids off at the pier...still
against abortion?

1,
I just pooped
2
I have sex with gerbils
3
I fucked some guy at
the park

Tough frogs bend earth.
Fluttering, the red priests wake.
The shadows loiter.

my ash hurts
from being poked by fat
gay truck drivers!!

A grotto flutters.
Oxen set and the lakes splash.
The armies stop eyes.

Let's talk about love,
and clouds, and sunshine,and rain.
First I'll go, then you...

one hundred haiku,
and not a word has been said
about love, has there?

Pulsating blossoms.
Jellyfish on the ebb tide,
drifting aimlessly

With dreams of big ones,
old timers baited their hooks.
Flying gulls laughing

I try to listen.
Hearing's a different thing.
Did a tree just fall?

As the day unfolds,
the nights dark secrets follow.
Do you dare also?

Hey zabadooey
Are you quite new at haiku?
you can count can't you?

Haiku forever.
Zabadooey doesn't count.
Perverted bastard!

Nuke the web perverts
They can't count and they don't count
I'll not be dismayed

some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
some just like guys
like me, Ash-hole!

Cold mouths flutter.
Eagerness bends the prayers.
A stone burns wisdom.

Hijakc haiku,
I am Ash-hole,
Ass Face,
Shit Face,
Ball Smoker,
Nut Choker,
Ash-Holio

Shoopa

Fried ham, cookie dough,
hot shit and stank ho's
coming over for a
PAARRTAYYY!!

Circus tent...
Think about it....

hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it

smell of Chinese food
permeates office, 'fraid be
back in an hour

Prosthesis fetish
Please, roll in the amputees
Ripe orifices

Your words of wisdom
are but a burnt offering.
All thats left is ash