Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 53 Days and 77444 Haiku later...

I commit buggery with
baby sheep
so they count me at
night when they sleep
Haiku # 32965, October 20, 2005 10:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Smoke whirls
After the passage of a train
Young foliage
Haiku # 32964, October 20, 2005 10:07 pm ET
by shiki
poop....

(isn't that genius??)
Haiku # 32963, October 20, 2005 10:00 pm ET
by Ash
A spice loves midday.
Sometimes perhaps, blossom works.
Towers kiss sad earth.
Haiku # 32962, October 20, 2005 9:59 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
evening lark
don't let the field's smoke
annoy you
Haiku # 32961, October 20, 2005 9:19 pm ET
by issa
Behold, you scoundrels
His gynecomastia
Fuck those tits, baby
Haiku # 32960, October 20, 2005 8:27 pm ET
by Lush
Satyriasis
Perennially erect
A pleasant defect
Haiku # 32959, October 20, 2005 6:08 pm ET
by Lush
nasal attachment
amyl nitrate canister
gamboling satyr
Haiku # 32958, October 20, 2005 6:06 pm ET
by Lush
Flaming hot poker
In anus of imposter
Geoffrey Chaucer style
Haiku # 32957, October 20, 2005 4:21 pm ET
by Lush
The played breasts retire.
Autumn startles a jury.
Ice wakes the cities.
Haiku # 32956, October 20, 2005 3:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Hatred leaves water.
The asses burn and mouths wait.
Wisdom carouses.
Haiku # 32955, October 20, 2005 3:02 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
260 billion
To fix cesspool New Orleans
Just keep it a swamp
Haiku # 32954, October 20, 2005 12:27 pm ET
by John of Florida
Honey, gotta drop
the kids off at the pier...still
against abortion?
Haiku # 32953, October 20, 2005 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
1,
I just pooped
2
I have sex with gerbils
3
I fucked some guy at
the park
Haiku # 32951, October 20, 2005 10:45 am ET
by Lush
Tough frogs bend earth.
Fluttering, the red priests wake.
The shadows loiter.
Haiku # 32950, October 20, 2005 10:41 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
my ash hurts
from being poked by fat
gay truck drivers!!
Haiku # 32949, October 20, 2005 10:29 am ET
by Ash
A grotto flutters.
Oxen set and the lakes splash.
The armies stop eyes.
Haiku # 32948, October 20, 2005 6:16 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of ZABADOOEYVILLE
Let's talk about love,
and clouds, and sunshine,and rain.
First I'll go, then you...
Haiku # 32947, October 20, 2005 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one hundred haiku,
and not a word has been said
about love, has there?
Haiku # 32946, October 20, 2005 2:35 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
Pulsating blossoms.
Jellyfish on the ebb tide,
drifting aimlessly
Haiku # 32945, October 20, 2005 2:30 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
With dreams of big ones,
old timers baited their hooks.
Flying gulls laughing
Haiku # 32944, October 20, 2005 2:27 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor
I try to listen.
Hearing's a different thing.
Did a tree just fall?
Haiku # 32943, October 20, 2005 2:23 am ET
by Sergio of Sao Palo
As the day unfolds,
the nights dark secrets follow.
Do you dare also?
Haiku # 32942, October 20, 2005 2:12 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
Hey zabadooey
Are you quite new at haiku?
you can count can't you?
Haiku # 32941, October 20, 2005 2:02 am ET
by Walter of Gibralter
Haiku forever.
Zabadooey doesn't count.
Perverted bastard!
Haiku # 32940, October 20, 2005 1:32 am ET
by Sling blade of Earth
Nuke the web perverts
They can't count and they don't count
I'll not be dismayed
Haiku # 32939, October 20, 2005 1:25 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
some just like guys
like me, Ash-hole!
Haiku # 32938, October 19, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by Ash
Cold mouths flutter.
Eagerness bends the prayers.
A stone burns wisdom.
Haiku # 32937, October 19, 2005 10:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Hijakc haiku,
I am Ash-hole,
Ass Face,
Shit Face,
Ball Smoker,
Nut Choker,
Ash-Holio
Haiku # 32936, October 19, 2005 10:02 pm ET
by Ash
Shoopa
Haiku # 32935, October 19, 2005 9:59 pm ET
by Lush
Fried ham, cookie dough,
hot shit and stank ho's
coming over for a
PAARRTAYYY!!
Haiku # 32933, October 19, 2005 9:50 pm ET
by Lush
Circus tent...
Think about it....
Haiku # 32932, October 19, 2005 9:44 pm ET
by Lush
hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it
Haiku # 32931, October 19, 2005 9:43 pm ET
by ASH-HOLE!!
smell of Chinese food
permeates office, 'fraid be
back in an hour
Haiku # 32930, October 19, 2005 4:52 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Prosthesis fetish
Please, roll in the amputees
Ripe orifices
Haiku # 32929, October 19, 2005 4:30 pm ET
by Lush
Your words of wisdom
are but a burnt offering.
All thats left is ash
Haiku # 32928, October 19, 2005 1:00 pm ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
hijack the maestro
real talent reveals itself
and you don't have it
Haiku # 32927, October 19, 2005 4:40 am ET
by ash
We're as good as dead
The invisible swordsman
Won't forget a face
Haiku # 32926, October 19, 2005 3:05 am ET
by LordSlack
Circus tragedy
Elephant charges your car
Put the peanut down
Haiku # 32925, October 19, 2005 3:04 am ET
by LordSlack of Shuttytown
Wanted in eight states
But I only wore her head
As a hat through three
Haiku # 32924, October 19, 2005 3:03 am ET
by LordSlack of Shuttytown
Sans capybaras
A haiku archive despairs;
A problem now solved.
Haiku # 32923, October 19, 2005 2:40 am ET
by gary of urbana
sniffing at your crotch;
you pretend you have no drugs;
beagles see through you.
Haiku # 32922, October 19, 2005 2:31 am ET
by darwin of the hms beagle
Drug sniffing canines
Stand at attention, transfixed
When near my bloodstream
Haiku # 32921, October 18, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by Lush
Hermaphroditic
Dual genitalia
Duelling for gender
Haiku # 32920, October 18, 2005 8:42 pm ET
by Lush
Mezcal fiesta
Absinthe Bacchanalia
Jolly crapulence
Haiku # 32919, October 18, 2005 7:03 pm ET
by Lush
at a roadside shrine
before the stony buddha
a firefly burns
Haiku # 32918, October 18, 2005 6:12 pm ET
by buson
handy tip for stick
up guys, post office trash has
sample pantyhose
Haiku # 32917, October 18, 2005 1:54 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
ash-hole is my name
Hiding, can
Haiku # 32916, October 18, 2005 12:44 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
interpretation
i am speaking normally
you're not listening
Haiku # 32915, October 18, 2005 9:10 am ET
by ash
haiku hyperbole
Talking in twisted tongues
speak normally!
Haiku # 32914, October 18, 2005 5:12 am ET
by Big Al of UK
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