Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 55 Days and 77444 Haiku later...

Whydo poor white trash smell like cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are Dale Earnhardt fans who live in beat up mobile homes and smoke one hits all day!!
Ha, haahaaaa!!
haaaaaa
Haiku # 32984, October 22, 2005 1:01 am ET
by William Nippress
ash is an exceptional case of gay
Haiku # 32983, October 22, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Ash
ash is an exceptional case of gay
Haiku # 32982, October 22, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Lush
ash is an exceptional case of gay
Haiku # 32981, October 22, 2005 12:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
With dick in hand
I come for all the hot
sweaty mens in the
haiku.
Haiku # 32980, October 21, 2005 8:49 pm ET
by Lush
Idle doggerel
Amid the lame in haiku
And perverse blank verse
Haiku # 32979, October 21, 2005 5:51 pm ET
by Lush
To all imposters
[expletive deleted] you!
You're so wearisome
Haiku # 32978, October 21, 2005 4:17 pm ET
by Arbiter
THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL
denial ain't just a river
in egypt....ha,haa,
ho, ho, homosexual

Haiku # 32977, October 21, 2005 11:49 am ET
by ashfuck
i have a dick in my ass
but that doesn't bother me i'm a psychopath
known as ash hole :)

Haiku # 32976, October 21, 2005 11:29 am ET
by Ash
ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay
and ASH is my homo
gay boyfriend who
smokes my pole
Haiku # 32975, October 21, 2005 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i have no talent
but that doesn't bother me
i'm a psychopath
Haiku # 32974, October 21, 2005 8:46 am ET
by ash (in a zabadooey moment)
ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay
Haiku # 32973, October 21, 2005 8:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wish he was a horse
zabadooey is so lame
they'd have to shoot him
but i am the horse
whisperer....
and would have to
whisper hot sexual
gayness into his fuzzy
little horsie ears
because I am Ash
Haiku # 32972, October 21, 2005 8:04 am ET
by Ash
THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL
Haiku # 32971, October 21, 2005 1:24 am ET
by YOU KNOW WHO I AM
wish he was a horse
zabadooey is so lame
they'd have to shoot him
Haiku # 32970, October 21, 2005 1:04 am ET
by ash
ultraviolet is an exceptional case of gay
Haiku # 32969, October 20, 2005 11:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello sailor boy!!
(wink, wink)
Haiku # 32968, October 20, 2005 10:55 pm ET
by Lush
woman
Haiku # 32967, October 20, 2005 10:12 pm ET
by chiyo ni
Come to me little infant
cows. I will tell you a
story of how I loved
your mother and begat
you into this world
y
Haiku # 32966, October 20, 2005 10:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
I commit buggery with
baby sheep
so they count me at
night when they sleep
Haiku # 32965, October 20, 2005 10:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Smoke whirls
After the passage of a train
Young foliage
Haiku # 32964, October 20, 2005 10:07 pm ET
by shiki
poop....

(isn't that genius??)
Haiku # 32963, October 20, 2005 10:00 pm ET
by Ash
A spice loves midday.
Sometimes perhaps, blossom works.
Towers kiss sad earth.
Haiku # 32962, October 20, 2005 9:59 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
evening lark
don't let the field's smoke
annoy you
Haiku # 32961, October 20, 2005 9:19 pm ET
by issa
Behold, you scoundrels
His gynecomastia
Fuck those tits, baby
Haiku # 32960, October 20, 2005 8:27 pm ET
by Lush
Satyriasis
Perennially erect
A pleasant defect
Haiku # 32959, October 20, 2005 6:08 pm ET
by Lush
nasal attachment
amyl nitrate canister
gamboling satyr
Haiku # 32958, October 20, 2005 6:06 pm ET
by Lush
Flaming hot poker
In anus of imposter
Geoffrey Chaucer style
Haiku # 32957, October 20, 2005 4:21 pm ET
by Lush
The played breasts retire.
Autumn startles a jury.
Ice wakes the cities.
Haiku # 32956, October 20, 2005 3:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Hatred leaves water.
The asses burn and mouths wait.
Wisdom carouses.
Haiku # 32955, October 20, 2005 3:02 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
260 billion
To fix cesspool New Orleans
Just keep it a swamp
Haiku # 32954, October 20, 2005 12:27 pm ET
by John of Florida
Honey, gotta drop
the kids off at the pier...still
against abortion?
Haiku # 32953, October 20, 2005 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
1,
I just pooped
2
I have sex with gerbils
3
I fucked some guy at
the park
Haiku # 32951, October 20, 2005 10:45 am ET
by Lush
Tough frogs bend earth.
Fluttering, the red priests wake.
The shadows loiter.
Haiku # 32950, October 20, 2005 10:41 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
my ash hurts
from being poked by fat
gay truck drivers!!
Haiku # 32949, October 20, 2005 10:29 am ET
by Ash
A grotto flutters.
Oxen set and the lakes splash.
The armies stop eyes.
Haiku # 32948, October 20, 2005 6:16 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of ZABADOOEYVILLE
Let's talk about love,
and clouds, and sunshine,and rain.
First I'll go, then you...
Haiku # 32947, October 20, 2005 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one hundred haiku,
and not a word has been said
about love, has there?
Haiku # 32946, October 20, 2005 2:35 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
Pulsating blossoms.
Jellyfish on the ebb tide,
drifting aimlessly
Haiku # 32945, October 20, 2005 2:30 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
With dreams of big ones,
old timers baited their hooks.
Flying gulls laughing
Haiku # 32944, October 20, 2005 2:27 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor
I try to listen.
Hearing's a different thing.
Did a tree just fall?
Haiku # 32943, October 20, 2005 2:23 am ET
by Sergio of Sao Palo
As the day unfolds,
the nights dark secrets follow.
Do you dare also?
Haiku # 32942, October 20, 2005 2:12 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
Hey zabadooey
Are you quite new at haiku?
you can count can't you?
Haiku # 32941, October 20, 2005 2:02 am ET
by Walter of Gibralter
Haiku forever.
Zabadooey doesn't count.
Perverted bastard!
Haiku # 32940, October 20, 2005 1:32 am ET
by Sling blade of Earth
Nuke the web perverts
They can't count and they don't count
I'll not be dismayed
Haiku # 32939, October 20, 2005 1:25 am ET
by Scott Heffernan of Gig Harbor WA
some poets are wise
some poets are otherwise
some just attract flies
some just like guys
like me, Ash-hole!
Haiku # 32938, October 19, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by Ash
Cold mouths flutter.
Eagerness bends the prayers.
A stone burns wisdom.
Haiku # 32937, October 19, 2005 10:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Hijakc haiku,
I am Ash-hole,
Ass Face,
Shit Face,
Ball Smoker,
Nut Choker,
Ash-Holio
Haiku # 32936, October 19, 2005 10:02 pm ET
by Ash
Shoopa
Haiku # 32935, October 19, 2005 9:59 pm ET
by Lush
Fried ham, cookie dough,
hot shit and stank ho's
coming over for a
PAARRTAYYY!!
Haiku # 32933, October 19, 2005 9:50 pm ET
by Lush
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