i used to write a bit
but you've loosened my sphincter
and now i'm flowing
by incontinent for zabadooey
it's worse than you fear
my haiku diarrhoea
is now a career
by ash
oh give us a sign
you haven't written a line
you're making ash pine
by everybody loves zabadooey
YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S ME
BUT YOU'D BE COMPLETELY WRONG
I DON'T THINK IT'S ME
by THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GOD THAN ZABADOOEY
i've been far too long
thinking about your haiku
you're so exciting
by priapic for zabadooey
spark up my flintstone
oh zabadabadooey
my rocks are ready
by hanna barbera
where art thou, our prince ?
we crave capital delights
from the haiku god
by waitimg for zabadooey
this site is silly
and they keep adding more on
and then some moron
by ash
I DON'T WANT HAIKU
I WANT TO WRITE COMPLETE CRAP
I NEED THERAPY
by extract from "the rantings of zabadooey"
this wasn't by me
i am not responsible
nor for the others
by not zabadooey
all hail the master
zabadooey the new god
the world is perfect
by in awe of zabadooey
new name for the site
it's zabadooey haiku
he's famous at last
(p.s. if you can't think of anything,
copy any of the other haiku,
he really likes that technique)
by ash
i want hot action
let's use this site for traction
faecal impaction
by multitudes behind zabadooey
not to say you're loose
the pacific rim looks small
compared to your hole
by proctologists for zabadooey
it's a religion
we worship at your big feet
and midline structures
by gay minions of zabadooey
you need a promo ?
contact the major-domo
tell her you're homo
by advice to zabadooey
you're so very droll
you can fill my heart and soul
and my fartin' hole
by a BIG fan of zabadooey
he is just so gay
though he's far too shy to say
he likes it that way
by ash (for zabadooey)
yo ! the zab-meister
even if words may fail you
i can fill your mouth
by ash
zabadooey sucks
but i can't gain his favours
though i fantasize
by ash
in my excitement
you and i were together
the way you want it
by ash
don't deny your heart
sweet mem'ries when we're apart
'specially when youi fart
by ash
don't be shy big guy
you'd love to give it a try
i bet you'd get bi
by ash
blah, blah....pbbbbbttt!
(neat, huh?)
by ash
i'm a coprophile
and zabbie is a real hunk
i think i'm in love
by ash
i am overwhelmed
your verse is too eloquent
how about a kiss ?
by ash
Will you shit on my face?
I am a fecalpheliac.
I eat shit for a living
and suck male anus
the stinkier the better!
Yaaaayyy meeee!!
by ashfucklip
rimming male anus
pleases me
gotta go masturbate
by ashfucklip
look up a failed poet,
william mcgonagal,
he sucks ball
juice like you
by ashfucklip
i am a dumb fuck
by Anonymous Poet of ash
take a pinch of sad
add a touch of homophobe
then subtract talent
you know what they say
where there's a will, it's the way
he's the uber-gay
by ash
lame, lame, go away
plagiarise another day
zabadooey's gay
by ash
trite doppleganger
beating on his small whanger
failed poontanger
by ash
though he tries to flame
zabadooey is quite lame
he's always the same
by ash
will, will, such a dill
swine who turns my pearls to swill
*so* run of the mill
by ash
poor pathetic shit
stealing names and tits,
it is such a shit
wish you'd take your clit
by Ash
poor pathetic will
stealing names is such a thrill
wish you'd take your pill
by ash
Ok, who just
took a shit up
in here?
by poojie of ohio
poop
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh, what has become
Of the caustic wit, LeBomb?
I miss you dearly.
by Maestro of Manhattan
The judges bite leaves.
Hell moves the ships for sheep wake.
The fair lakes splash truth.
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Whydo poor white trash smell like cigarette smoke and fried food?
Probably 'cause most of em are Dale Earnhardt fans who live in beat up mobile homes and smoke one hits all day!!
Ha, haahaaaa!!
haaaaaa
by William Nippress
ash is an exceptional case of gay
by Ash
ash is an exceptional case of gay
by Lush
ash is an exceptional case of gay
by Anonymous Poet
With dick in hand
I come for all the hot
sweaty mens in the
haiku.
by Lush
Idle doggerel
Amid the lame in haiku
And perverse blank verse
by Lush
To all imposters
[expletive deleted] you!
You're so wearisome
by Arbiter
THAT WASN'T ME TOO
I APPEAR HOMOPHOBIC
BUT IT'S DENIAL
denial ain't just a river
in egypt....ha,haa,
ho, ho, homosexual
by ashfuck
i have a dick in my ass
but that doesn't bother me i'm a psychopath
known as ash hole :)
by Ash
