in your religion
you have reached the pinnacle
you're the dalai lame

wow, what an insult
the world is stereotypes
but you're one-track : lame

au contraire, retard
who's got anger issues then ?
you are lame indeed

Stupidity falls.
Playing, false shadows run.
Smooth, flustered girls clash.

you're not any god
jesus might have healed the lame
you're past redemption

you should have used MY
you mean to do YOUR bidding
how lame can you get ?

only half a wit
and too many syllables
you really are lame

Sad happiness plays.
Armadas love fragrant men.
Fragrant, burned heat sings.

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hey! zabadooey is god!
figure if we're sending sites about who is god
and who is not this one's
made for you

hey! zabadooey
figure if we're sending sites
this one's made for you

such a strange echo
my haiku go out okay
yet they come back lame

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Ineffectual turd smokers
Anti-Intellectual
ball tokers
like me
Imposters do drool

which haiku aren't mine ?
only a fool couldn't tell
but he can't see that

Ineffectual
Anti-Intellectual
Imposters do drool

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with Dad's sandals = bad
with a World Series ring = good
go little White Sox!!!

Bono urges Bush
Feed the Kids, Bush urges back
What happen to Cher?

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Make your own Mr.
Potato Fart!!
This is Sweeeeeet!

i stink of fish

i stink of fish

I smell like swiss cheese
and tuna

poo poo
prodigious effort
shmeffort
i write a lot of haiku
and sometimes i do
poo pooo
doo doo

i write just a few
it's always fun reading ash
way better than trash

prodigious effort
i write a lot of haiku
and sometimes i do

i am so confused
i'm not myself anymore
but who is these days

wash out my foul mouth
i never meant to say that
oh wait, i didn't.....

so g'night john boy
america rules supreme
excluding iraq

ignorant yankee
tie me kangaroo down sport
stone the fucking crows

I am a British Cunt.
I am the foul stench
of the earth....a limey
you could say. I am
Ash! I stink and have
bad dental hygiene as
do all brits. Thank you,
and good night.

like late ass fucking
there are too
many anuses
raped by ash
of poor quality

behold the sad ash
imaginary powers
having a bad spell
of the gayness

behold the sad troll
imaginary powers
having a bad spell

like late night t.v.
there are too many repeats
of poor quality

the stink finger
having poked what it must becomes arthritic
from excess
masturbation

the moving finger
having written what it must
becomes arthritic
from being stuck up
some old bum's ass

the moving finger
having written what it must
becomes arthritic

and now that we know
from this haiku and forward
you cease to exist

this isn't anger
pulling your wang is not sex
see your therapist

Respect The Viet Cong
In times of war,
you must learn to respect,
your captors.

The Viet Cong,
tortured all of the
prisoners,
REAL GOOD LIKE!

For that, my friend..
we must show them the utmost
respect because they showed,
much character and honor
with these selfless
acts.

A grotto returns.
Played, white nuns catch operas.
Tall, hard triumphs play.

get with the picture
responding in your lame way
you have obeyed me

Burning, fair lakes wake.
Cities diminish the knights.
Bad happiness plays.

at this point i'll ask
where have all the artists gone ?
long long time ago

i used to write a bit
but you've loosened my sphincter
and now i'm flowing

it's worse than you fear
my haiku diarrhoea
is now a career

oh give us a sign
you haven't written a line
you're making ash pine

YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S ME
BUT YOU'D BE COMPLETELY WRONG
I DON'T THINK IT'S ME