Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #33092
If Santa was black
He would have a black bag too.

To carry his stuff in...
and also have black shoes.

His reindeer would be brothas,
With gold teeth
and they would slap around they
ho's when they needed it.

Haiku #33092
Posted: October 25, 2005 11:17 pm ET
Poet & location: Ash (making black jokes)