Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 57 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

that's entertainment
so many aliases
and all of them lame
Haiku # 33102, October 26, 2005 12:17 am ET
by ash
waste of electrons
instead of inspiration
we get that lame guy
Haiku # 33101, October 26, 2005 12:13 am ET
by ash
yawn..... ho hummmm... what's new ?
oh, nothing much you can see
i wrote some haiku
Haiku # 33100, October 26, 2005 12:09 am ET
by ash
www.smellmyfinger.com
Haiku # 33099, October 25, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33098, October 25, 2005 11:29 pm ET
by ash
www.ballsitchbad.com
Haiku # 33097, October 25, 2005 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
www.hotnastygayass.com
Haiku # 33096, October 25, 2005 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I miei occhi sono bruciati, io non possono vedere, io non possono parlare, io non sono liberi. Ho perso la mia udienza, suono e tutti, non posso sentirsi, io sono una parete. Non posso sentire l'odore di, un germoglio del fiore, non posso toccare, una torta di fango. I miei sensi andati, Im andato da solo, non ho pelle, io non ho ossa.
Haiku # 33095, October 25, 2005 11:25 pm ET
by ASH
Haiku # 33094, October 25, 2005 11:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ich bin von, wo der rote Schmutz den gr
Haiku # 33093, October 25, 2005 11:19 pm ET
by German Ash-hole
If Santa was black
He would have a black bag too.

To carry his stuff in...
and also have black shoes.

His reindeer would be brothas,
With gold teeth
and they would slap around they
ho's when they needed it.

Haiku # 33092, October 25, 2005 11:17 pm ET
by Ash (making black jokes)
I am from where the red dirt meets the green jungle
The mangoes are plucked ripe off the trees
The juice runs clear down my chin
I am from the dark secrets carried in the bowels of slave ships
The rhythm of the Atlantic pushes us towards our destiny
I am from backs burnt from chopping cane
Ebony skin shines reflecting my beauty
I am from the place where palm trees whisper their stories
Nestled between their embraces my ears strain for their wisdom
Now, I am from the brownstones and basketball courts
Where baggy jeans and Timberlands are the standard uniform
I am from where bodegas are on every corner
Coronas are sipped, straw hats are worn, and dominoes are slammed
I am from a little seed that grew into an entire legacy



Haiku # 33091, October 25, 2005 11:13 pm ET
by Morola Adjibodou
Have some respect for the Vietnam Vet for
they are our fathers and friends
They didn't want to go, they didn't even
know the meaning of life or death.
I am the son of an M-16 gun of agent orange and napalm gel
The children whine.......will my daddy come
home, will we ever see him again.....?
Or will we hear from his friend how he came to
a tragic end.....
NO, never again, don't let this happen ever
again...


Haiku # 33090, October 25, 2005 11:12 pm ET
by Some Dumb Redneck of Arkansas
Old boats set wonder.
Summer offers eagerness.
Kindly huge cats wake.
Haiku # 33089, October 25, 2005 11:11 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
cum stain part IV
Haiku # 33088, October 25, 2005 11:08 pm ET
by ash
abstain
from chain
smokaing
Haiku # 33087, October 25, 2005 6:00 pm ET
by cig of please
cum stain . part trois
Haiku # 33086, October 25, 2005 4:15 pm ET
by ash
cum stain . part deux
Haiku # 33085, October 25, 2005 1:41 pm ET
by ash
Yeah, I used to live there
in Melbourne, Florida.
The hurricanes really
sucked because we had
a bunch of them in a
short period of time and
the power was out for a
long time also. But, we
went over to Tampa for
one of them and got to
see Ozzfest at the Ford
Theatre, so not a total
loss. Anywayyyyzzz,
sorry forgot this is for
haiku and not for mad
incessant rambling such
as what I have been
doing here.
Haiku # 33084, October 25, 2005 1:39 pm ET
by My bad! of Florida
Wilma came to me
She left me a tornado,
Chaos and carnage
Haiku # 33083, October 25, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by John of Florida
au contraire, retard
who's got anger issues then ? ash does! i fuck
goats indeed!
Haiku # 33082, October 25, 2005 12:26 pm ET
by ash
cum stain
Haiku # 33081, October 25, 2005 12:24 pm ET
by ash
jameson and me
we get along very well
i love to swallow ball
jizz

Haiku # 33080, October 25, 2005 12:00 pm ET
by ash
jameson and me
we get along very well
i love to swallow
Haiku # 33079, October 25, 2005 8:23 am ET
by ash
he says some rude things
but just between you and me
he doesn't mean them
Haiku # 33078, October 25, 2005 3:08 am ET
by ash
oh lame plagiarist
you really are much too sweet
blow me a wet kiss
Haiku # 33077, October 24, 2005 11:07 pm ET
by ash
outside it may be
raining homosexuals,
but in my heart there's sunshine and RAINBOWS
and flowers for all my
gay truck drifing friends.
Haiku # 33076, October 24, 2005 11:05 pm ET
by ash
lame ash homo
lame ash homo
lame lame lame homo
ash homo ass homo
butt pirate in cases
of ass pilfering
you didn't get that I,
Ash-hole, suck ball
juice.
Haiku # 33075, October 24, 2005 11:03 pm ET
by ash
outside may be rain
but in my heart there's sunshine
and smug forgiveness
Haiku # 33074, October 24, 2005 10:32 pm ET
by ash
lame lame lame lame lame
in case you didn't get that
we all think you're lame
Haiku # 33073, October 24, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by ash
in your religion
you have reached the pinnacle
you're the dalai lame
Haiku # 33072, October 24, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by ash
wow, what an insult
the world is stereotypes
but you're one-track : lame
Haiku # 33071, October 24, 2005 10:29 pm ET
by ash
au contraire, retard
who's got anger issues then ?
you are lame indeed
Haiku # 33070, October 24, 2005 10:28 pm ET
by ash
Stupidity falls.
Playing, false shadows run.
Smooth, flustered girls clash.
Haiku # 33069, October 24, 2005 10:26 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
you're not any god
jesus might have healed the lame
you're past redemption
Haiku # 33068, October 24, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
you should have used MY
you mean to do YOUR bidding
how lame can you get ?
Haiku # 33067, October 24, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by ash
only half a wit
and too many syllables
you really are lame
Haiku # 33066, October 24, 2005 10:16 pm ET
by ash
Sad happiness plays.
Armadas love fragrant men.
Fragrant, burned heat sings.
Haiku # 33065, October 24, 2005 10:14 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp
Haiku # 33064, October 24, 2005 9:56 pm ET
by www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp of www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp
hey! zabadooey is god!
figure if we're sending sites about who is god
and who is not this one's
made for you
Haiku # 33063, October 24, 2005 9:56 pm ET
by ash
hey! zabadooey
figure if we're sending sites
this one's made for you
Haiku # 33062, October 24, 2005 8:59 pm ET
by ash
such a strange echo
my haiku go out okay
yet they come back lame
Haiku # 33061, October 24, 2005 8:51 pm ET
by ash
www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp
Haiku # 33060, October 24, 2005 8:47 pm ET
by www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp of www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp
Ineffectual turd smokers
Anti-Intellectual
ball tokers
like me
Imposters do drool
Haiku # 33059, October 24, 2005 8:45 pm ET
by ash
which haiku aren't mine ?
only a fool couldn't tell
but he can't see that
Haiku # 33058, October 24, 2005 8:44 pm ET
by ash
Ineffectual
Anti-Intellectual
Imposters do drool
Haiku # 33057, October 24, 2005 3:54 pm ET
by Lush
http://www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp
Haiku # 33056, October 24, 2005 2:56 pm ET
by http://www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp of http://www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp
with Dad's sandals = bad
with a World Series ring = good
go little White Sox!!!
Haiku # 33055, October 24, 2005 2:50 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Bono urges Bush
Feed the Kids, Bush urges back
What happen to Cher?
Haiku # 33054, October 24, 2005 2:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx snl) of frogtown
http://www.fartgreetings.com/potatofart.asp
Haiku # 33053, October 24, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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