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Haiku # 33165, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33159, October 28, 2005 9:37 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33158, October 28, 2005 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
Haiku # 33157, October 28, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
Haiku # 33156, October 28, 2005 9:23 am ET
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Haiku # 33155, October 28, 2005 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33154, October 28, 2005 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
Haiku # 33153, October 28, 2005 3:04 am ET
by ~
just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
Haiku # 33152, October 28, 2005 1:58 am ET
by ^
in any event
there's no time like the present
to be prescient
Haiku # 33151, October 28, 2005 12:57 am ET
by ~
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Haiku # 33150, October 27, 2005 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the event that
something eventful happens
reinvent yourself
Haiku # 33149, October 27, 2005 9:01 pm ET
by or something... of ...nothing
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Haiku # 33148, October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33139, October 27, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
Haiku # 33138, October 27, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The cruel nuns wake.
Smoothly quaking, the mouths splash.
Frogs stroke heaven.
Haiku # 33137, October 27, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and yes you are prey
the most likely to be caught
are the very lame
Haiku # 33136, October 27, 2005 10:30 am ET
by ash
could it be humour ?
see the subtle homonym
from a meat eater
Haiku # 33135, October 27, 2005 10:27 am ET
by ash
Earth plays yet smoke works.
A lemon fears poetry.
The vampires loiter.
Haiku # 33134, October 27, 2005 7:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i wrote all of that
i am so responsible
you are just so lame
Haiku # 33133, October 27, 2005 2:53 am ET
by ash
Walking hatred falls.
The knights catch slickly fair snow.
Stars break for clouds sing.
Haiku # 33132, October 26, 2005 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jungles clash lemons.
Quietly, papers carouse.
Asses hate judges.
Haiku # 33131, October 26, 2005 10:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The lakes clash the mouths.
Hands retire and short girls wake.
Cold clashes landscapes.
Haiku # 33130, October 26, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33129, October 26, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
how very fishy
a stinky assistant
my grandma has
a cock bigger than
my pussy!
Haiku # 33128, October 26, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by (s)mellie
A petal flutters.
The plundered triumphs carouse.
Cities plunder ice.
Haiku # 33127, October 26, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
unoriginal
totally uninspiring
and as always, lame
Haiku # 33126, October 26, 2005 7:42 pm ET
by anonymous critic
how very helpful
a lexicon assistant
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 33125, October 26, 2005 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
The pianos walk.
Truth strokes heat then the fish work.
Fragrant, short smoke sings.
Haiku # 33124, October 26, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of NULL
Stanzas bend arrows.
Fish cruelly love wisdom.
Towers leave a pear.
Haiku # 33123, October 26, 2005 12:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of NULL
"The FDA, due to the current state of their regulations, has taken the position that virtually all shipments of prescription drugs imported from a Canadian pharmacy by a U.S. consumer will violate the law."
Haiku # 33122, October 26, 2005 12:15 pm ET
by ash
www.gaymen.com
Haiku # 33121, October 26, 2005 12:05 pm ET
by ash
this is the one i really like
though..
www.hotnastygayass.com

Haiku # 33120, October 26, 2005 9:52 am ET
by ash
the world is sticky
the change of seasons is near
it's summer coming
Haiku # 33119, October 26, 2005 7:54 am ET
by ash
i guess you meant wrath
but premature as you are
rath's appropriate
Haiku # 33118, October 26, 2005 7:52 am ET
by lexicon assistant
count your syllables
after all, what's in a name
when the content's lame
Haiku # 33117, October 26, 2005 7:47 am ET
by ash
This site is starting to suck,
Because of the ash imposter
I guess if your life is so boring
Being someone else is better
Haiku # 33116, October 26, 2005 7:31 am ET
by outta here
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