Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
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explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
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accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
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just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
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in any event
there's no time like the present
to be prescient
there's no time like the present
to be prescient
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in the event that
something eventful happens
reinvent yourself
something eventful happens
reinvent yourself
by of ...nothing
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
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The cruel nuns wake.
Smoothly quaking, the mouths splash.
Frogs stroke heaven.
Smoothly quaking, the mouths splash.
Frogs stroke heaven.
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and yes you are prey
the most likely to be caught
are the very lame
the most likely to be caught
are the very lame
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could it be humour ?
see the subtle homonym
from a meat eater
see the subtle homonym
from a meat eater
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Earth plays yet smoke works.
A lemon fears poetry.
The vampires loiter.
A lemon fears poetry.
The vampires loiter.
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i wrote all of that
i am so responsible
you are just so lame
i am so responsible
you are just so lame
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Walking hatred falls.
The knights catch slickly fair snow.
Stars break for clouds sing.
The knights catch slickly fair snow.
Stars break for clouds sing.
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Jungles clash lemons.
Quietly, papers carouse.
Asses hate judges.
Quietly, papers carouse.
Asses hate judges.
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The lakes clash the mouths.
Hands retire and short girls wake.
Cold clashes landscapes.
Hands retire and short girls wake.
Cold clashes landscapes.
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how very fishy
a stinky assistant
my grandma has
a cock bigger than
my pussy!
a stinky assistant
my grandma has
a cock bigger than
my pussy!
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A petal flutters.
The plundered triumphs carouse.
Cities plunder ice.
The plundered triumphs carouse.
Cities plunder ice.
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how very helpful
a lexicon assistant
grandma has a cock
a lexicon assistant
grandma has a cock
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The pianos walk.
Truth strokes heat then the fish work.
Fragrant, short smoke sings.
Truth strokes heat then the fish work.
Fragrant, short smoke sings.
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Stanzas bend arrows.
Fish cruelly love wisdom.
Towers leave a pear.
Fish cruelly love wisdom.
Towers leave a pear.
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"The FDA, due to the current state of their regulations, has taken the position that virtually all shipments of prescription drugs imported from a Canadian pharmacy by a U.S. consumer will violate the law."
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this is the one i really like
though..
www.hotnastygayass.com
though..
www.hotnastygayass.com
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the world is sticky
the change of seasons is near
it's summer coming
the change of seasons is near
it's summer coming
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i guess you meant wrath
but premature as you are
rath's appropriate
but premature as you are
rath's appropriate
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count your syllables
after all, what's in a name
when the content's lame
after all, what's in a name
when the content's lame
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This site is starting to suck,
Because of the ash imposter
I guess if your life is so boring
Being someone else is better
Because of the ash imposter
I guess if your life is so boring
Being someone else is better
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foggy morning, nasty sky
one tough of writeing haiku
he neve knew of http://ujas.org
one tough of writeing haiku
he neve knew of http://ujas.org
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maybe he's asleep
or just talking to himself
i hope he stays there
or just talking to himself
i hope he stays there
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