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Haiku # 33160, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33159, October 28, 2005 9:37 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33158, October 28, 2005 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
Haiku # 33157, October 28, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
Haiku # 33156, October 28, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ~
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Haiku # 33155, October 28, 2005 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33154, October 28, 2005 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
Haiku # 33153, October 28, 2005 3:04 am ET
by ~
just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
Haiku # 33152, October 28, 2005 1:58 am ET
by ^
in any event
there's no time like the present
to be prescient
Haiku # 33151, October 28, 2005 12:57 am ET
by ~
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Haiku # 33150, October 27, 2005 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the event that
something eventful happens
reinvent yourself
Haiku # 33149, October 27, 2005 9:01 pm ET
by or something... of ...nothing
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Haiku # 33148, October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33146, October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33145, October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33144, October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33143, October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33142, October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33140, October 27, 2005 8:56 pm ET
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Haiku # 33139, October 27, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
Haiku # 33138, October 27, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The cruel nuns wake.
Smoothly quaking, the mouths splash.
Frogs stroke heaven.
Haiku # 33137, October 27, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and yes you are prey
the most likely to be caught
are the very lame
Haiku # 33136, October 27, 2005 10:30 am ET
by ash
could it be humour ?
see the subtle homonym
from a meat eater
Haiku # 33135, October 27, 2005 10:27 am ET
by ash
Earth plays yet smoke works.
A lemon fears poetry.
The vampires loiter.
Haiku # 33134, October 27, 2005 7:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i wrote all of that
i am so responsible
you are just so lame
Haiku # 33133, October 27, 2005 2:53 am ET
by ash
Walking hatred falls.
The knights catch slickly fair snow.
Stars break for clouds sing.
Haiku # 33132, October 26, 2005 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jungles clash lemons.
Quietly, papers carouse.
Asses hate judges.
Haiku # 33131, October 26, 2005 10:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The lakes clash the mouths.
Hands retire and short girls wake.
Cold clashes landscapes.
Haiku # 33130, October 26, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33129, October 26, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
how very fishy
a stinky assistant
my grandma has
a cock bigger than
my pussy!
Haiku # 33128, October 26, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by (s)mellie
A petal flutters.
The plundered triumphs carouse.
Cities plunder ice.
Haiku # 33127, October 26, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
unoriginal
totally uninspiring
and as always, lame
Haiku # 33126, October 26, 2005 7:42 pm ET
by anonymous critic
how very helpful
a lexicon assistant
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 33125, October 26, 2005 12:58 pm ET
by mellie
The pianos walk.
Truth strokes heat then the fish work.
Fragrant, short smoke sings.
Haiku # 33124, October 26, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of NULL
Stanzas bend arrows.
Fish cruelly love wisdom.
Towers leave a pear.
Haiku # 33123, October 26, 2005 12:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of NULL
"The FDA, due to the current state of their regulations, has taken the position that virtually all shipments of prescription drugs imported from a Canadian pharmacy by a U.S. consumer will violate the law."
Haiku # 33122, October 26, 2005 12:15 pm ET
by ash
www.gaymen.com
Haiku # 33121, October 26, 2005 12:05 pm ET
by ash
this is the one i really like
though..
www.hotnastygayass.com

Haiku # 33120, October 26, 2005 9:52 am ET
by ash
the world is sticky
the change of seasons is near
it's summer coming
Haiku # 33119, October 26, 2005 7:54 am ET
by ash
i guess you meant wrath
but premature as you are
rath's appropriate
Haiku # 33118, October 26, 2005 7:52 am ET
by lexicon assistant
count your syllables
after all, what's in a name
when the content's lame
Haiku # 33117, October 26, 2005 7:47 am ET
by ash
This site is starting to suck,
Because of the ash imposter
I guess if your life is so boring
Being someone else is better
Haiku # 33116, October 26, 2005 7:31 am ET
by outta here
foggy morning, nasty sky
one tough of writeing haiku
he neve knew of http://ujas.org
Haiku # 33115, October 26, 2005 6:02 am ET
by jizz
maybe he's asleep
or just talking to himself
i hope he stays there
Haiku # 33114, October 26, 2005 3:47 am ET
by ash
sadly impotent
you who has such great power
can't manage hotlinks

Haiku # 33113, October 26, 2005 1:11 am ET
by ash
eyes front, soldier boy
Attention Private Nippress
stop fondling your gun
Haiku # 33112, October 26, 2005 1:01 am ET
by 21st Michigan Infantry
Water engulfs me
Soft encompassing wetness
Sound vanished calm

Water bears away
Thoughts turn to life absolute
Refreshing feelings

Rise up and stand tall
With eyes seeing creation
Resolve not to lose

Determined go
Forward with woes departed
Life
Haiku # 33111, October 26, 2005 12:57 am ET
by William Nippress
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