Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 33215, November 1, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33214, November 1, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33213, November 1, 2005 10:59 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33212, November 1, 2005 10:13 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33211, November 1, 2005 10:06 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33210, November 1, 2005 9:21 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33209, November 1, 2005 9:08 am ET
by ash-HOLIO
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Haiku # 33208, November 1, 2005 9:04 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33207, November 1, 2005 9:03 am ET
by assss(h)
now it's time for bed
can't get you out of my head
guess that's enuff sed
Haiku # 33206, November 1, 2005 8:10 am ET
by ash
william's got the hots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots
Haiku # 33205, November 1, 2005 8:08 am ET
by ash
blow me a kiss, boy
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire

as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded

but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around
Haiku # 33204, November 1, 2005 8:07 am ET
by ash
it's too obvious
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey
Haiku # 33203, November 1, 2005 8:03 am ET
by ash
obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
Haiku # 33202, November 1, 2005 8:01 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33201, November 1, 2005 7:59 am ET
by ash
don't fart while i got
my dick in there harold!
Haiku # 33200, October 31, 2005 11:48 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33199, October 31, 2005 11:41 pm ET
by ash
he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear

Haiku # 33198, October 31, 2005 11:36 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33197, October 31, 2005 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
Haiku # 33196, October 31, 2005 10:38 pm ET
by ash
he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
Haiku # 33195, October 31, 2005 10:27 pm ET
by ash
for those unknowing
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me

he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial

to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked
Haiku # 33194, October 31, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33193, October 31, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33192, October 31, 2005 8:40 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33191, October 31, 2005 8:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
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Haiku # 33189, October 31, 2005 8:38 pm ET
by ash
his therapist says
william is zabadooey
but slightly less lame
Haiku # 33188, October 31, 2005 7:58 pm ET
by !
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Haiku # 33187, October 31, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Caribbean dream
Rainforest beautiful
Paradise on earth
Haiku # 33186, October 31, 2005 12:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thanks guys been away
32984, 32966 and 32752 not mine but appreciated
Haiku # 33185, October 31, 2005 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Fish Processors
/Alaska Will train,
90 daycontracts,
$3500-$5000mo
541-563-7329
Haiku # 33184, October 31, 2005 11:02 am ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33183, October 31, 2005 10:45 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33182, October 31, 2005 10:44 am ET
by ash
ventriloquist's angst
it's feeling a little queer
my hand up your arse
Haiku # 33181, October 31, 2005 7:45 am ET
by ~
sorry everyone
i'm just not myself lately
and neither is he
Haiku # 33180, October 31, 2005 7:04 am ET
by ash
call an exorcist
there's someone inside of me
and aren't i spewing
Haiku # 33179, October 31, 2005 6:47 am ET
by ash
sweaty men-balls,
me, lapping at them
gently with my tongue.
Haiku # 33178, October 30, 2005 6:56 pm ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33177, October 30, 2005 6:46 pm ET
by ash
These soporifics
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?
Haiku # 33176, October 29, 2005 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
as spring approaches
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons
Haiku # 33175, October 29, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by ~
Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind
Haiku # 33174, October 29, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by Lush
Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery
Haiku # 33173, October 29, 2005 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?
Haiku # 33172, October 29, 2005 3:29 am ET
by ~
Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware
Haiku # 33171, October 28, 2005 9:02 pm ET
by Lush
Terms like recherche
And recondite and abstruse
Are self-referencing
Haiku # 33170, October 28, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goblins and witches
out and about this weekend
sweetening their teeth
Haiku # 33169, October 28, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by ^
Calumny and lies
Libel and shit which draws flies
BadHaiku's demise?
Haiku # 33168, October 28, 2005 5:00 pm ET
by Maestro
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Haiku # 33167, October 28, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mary, that ain't a
costume..please return pants to
the UPS man
Haiku # 33166, October 28, 2005 12:04 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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Haiku # 33165, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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