william's got the hots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots

blow me a kiss, boy
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire

as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded

but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around

it's too obvious
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey

obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either

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don't fart while i got
my dick in there harold!

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he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear

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his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once

he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame

for those unknowing
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me

he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial

to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked

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his therapist says
william is zabadooey
but slightly less lame

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Caribbean dream
Rainforest beautiful
Paradise on earth

Thanks guys been away
32984, 32966 and 32752 not mine but appreciated

Fish Processors
/Alaska Will train,
90 daycontracts,
$3500-$5000mo
541-563-7329

hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.

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ventriloquist's angst
it's feeling a little queer
my hand up your arse

sorry everyone
i'm just not myself lately
and neither is he

call an exorcist
there's someone inside of me
and aren't i spewing

sweaty men-balls,
me, lapping at them
gently with my tongue.

hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.

These soporifics
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?

as spring approaches
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons

Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind

Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery

some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?

Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware

Terms like recherche
And recondite and abstruse
Are self-referencing

goblins and witches
out and about this weekend
sweetening their teeth

Calumny and lies
Libel and shit which draws flies
BadHaiku's demise?

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Mary, that ain't a
costume..please return pants to
the UPS man

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just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame

explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty

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