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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
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Haiku # 33192 ↗ October 31, 2005 8:40 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33191 ↗ October 31, 2005 8:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
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Haiku # 33189 ↗ October 31, 2005 8:38 pm ET
by ash
his therapist says
william is zabadooey
but slightly less lame
Haiku # 33188 ↗ October 31, 2005 7:58 pm ET
by !
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Haiku # 33187 ↗ October 31, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Caribbean dream
Rainforest beautiful
Paradise on earth
Haiku # 33186 ↗ October 31, 2005 12:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thanks guys been away
32984, 32966 and 32752 not mine but appreciated
Haiku # 33185 ↗ October 31, 2005 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Fish Processors
/Alaska Will train,
90 daycontracts,
$3500-$5000mo
541-563-7329
Haiku # 33184 ↗ October 31, 2005 11:02 am ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33183 ↗ October 31, 2005 10:45 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33182 ↗ October 31, 2005 10:44 am ET
by ash
ventriloquist's angst
it's feeling a little queer
my hand up your arse
Haiku # 33181 ↗ October 31, 2005 7:45 am ET
by ~
sorry everyone
i'm just not myself lately
and neither is he
Haiku # 33180 ↗ October 31, 2005 7:04 am ET
by ash
call an exorcist
there's someone inside of me
and aren't i spewing
Haiku # 33179 ↗ October 31, 2005 6:47 am ET
by ash
sweaty men-balls,
me, lapping at them
gently with my tongue.
Haiku # 33178 ↗ October 30, 2005 6:56 pm ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33177 ↗ October 30, 2005 6:46 pm ET
by ash
These soporifics
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?
Haiku # 33176 ↗ October 29, 2005 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
as spring approaches
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons
Haiku # 33175 ↗ October 29, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by ~
Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind
Haiku # 33174 ↗ October 29, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by Lush
Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery
Haiku # 33173 ↗ October 29, 2005 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?
Haiku # 33172 ↗ October 29, 2005 3:29 am ET
by ~
Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware
Haiku # 33171 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:02 pm ET
by Lush
Terms like recherche
And recondite and abstruse
Are self-referencing
Haiku # 33170 ↗ October 28, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goblins and witches
out and about this weekend
sweetening their teeth
Haiku # 33169 ↗ October 28, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by ^
Calumny and lies
Libel and shit which draws flies
BadHaiku's demise?
Haiku # 33168 ↗ October 28, 2005 5:00 pm ET
by Maestro
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Haiku # 33167 ↗ October 28, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mary, that ain't a
costume..please return pants to
the UPS man
Haiku # 33166 ↗ October 28, 2005 12:04 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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Haiku # 33159 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:37 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33158 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
Haiku # 33157 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
Haiku # 33156 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ~
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Haiku # 33155 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33154 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
Haiku # 33153 ↗ October 28, 2005 3:04 am ET
by ~
just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
Haiku # 33152 ↗ October 28, 2005 1:58 am ET
by ^
in any event
there's no time like the present
to be prescient
Haiku # 33151 ↗ October 28, 2005 12:57 am ET
by ~
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Haiku # 33150 ↗ October 27, 2005 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the event that
something eventful happens
reinvent yourself
Haiku # 33149 ↗ October 27, 2005 9:01 pm ET
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