Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
now it's time for bed
can't get you out of my head
guess that's enuff sed
Haiku # 33206 November 1, 2005 8:10 am ET
by ash
william's got the hots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots
Haiku # 33205 November 1, 2005 8:08 am ET
by ash
blow me a kiss, boy
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire

as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded

but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around
Haiku # 33204 November 1, 2005 8:07 am ET
by ash
it's too obvious
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey
Haiku # 33203 November 1, 2005 8:03 am ET
by ash
obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
Haiku # 33202 November 1, 2005 8:01 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33201 November 1, 2005 7:59 am ET
by ash
don't fart while i got
my dick in there harold!
Haiku # 33200 October 31, 2005 11:48 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33199 October 31, 2005 11:41 pm ET
by ash
he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear

Haiku # 33198 October 31, 2005 11:36 pm ET
by ash
33197
Haiku # 33197 October 31, 2005 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
Haiku # 33196 October 31, 2005 10:38 pm ET
by ash
he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
Haiku # 33195 October 31, 2005 10:27 pm ET
by ash
for those unknowing
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me

he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial

to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked
Haiku # 33194 October 31, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33193 October 31, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33192 October 31, 2005 8:40 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33191 October 31, 2005 8:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
null
Haiku # 33189 October 31, 2005 8:38 pm ET
by ash
his therapist says
william is zabadooey
but slightly less lame
Haiku # 33188 October 31, 2005 7:58 pm ET
by !
NULL
Haiku # 33187 October 31, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Caribbean dream
Rainforest beautiful
Paradise on earth
Haiku # 33186 October 31, 2005 12:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thanks guys been away
32984, 32966 and 32752 not mine but appreciated
Haiku # 33185 October 31, 2005 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Fish Processors
/Alaska Will train,
90 daycontracts,
$3500-$5000mo
541-563-7329
Haiku # 33184 October 31, 2005 11:02 am ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33183 October 31, 2005 10:45 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33182 October 31, 2005 10:44 am ET
by ash
ventriloquist's angst
it's feeling a little queer
my hand up your arse
Haiku # 33181 October 31, 2005 7:45 am ET
by ~
sorry everyone
i'm just not myself lately
and neither is he
Haiku # 33180 October 31, 2005 7:04 am ET
by ash
call an exorcist
there's someone inside of me
and aren't i spewing
Haiku # 33179 October 31, 2005 6:47 am ET
by ash
sweaty men-balls,
me, lapping at them
gently with my tongue.
Haiku # 33178 October 30, 2005 6:56 pm ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33177 October 30, 2005 6:46 pm ET
by ash
These soporifics
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?
Haiku # 33176 October 29, 2005 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
as spring approaches
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons
Haiku # 33175 October 29, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by ~
Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind
Haiku # 33174 October 29, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by Lush
Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery
Haiku # 33173 October 29, 2005 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?
Haiku # 33172 October 29, 2005 3:29 am ET
by ~
Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware
Haiku # 33171 October 28, 2005 9:02 pm ET
by Lush
Terms like recherche
And recondite and abstruse
Are self-referencing
Haiku # 33170 October 28, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goblins and witches
out and about this weekend
sweetening their teeth
Haiku # 33169 October 28, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by ^
Calumny and lies
Libel and shit which draws flies
BadHaiku's demise?
Haiku # 33168 October 28, 2005 5:00 pm ET
by Maestro
NULL
Haiku # 33167 October 28, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mary, that ain't a
costume..please return pants to
the UPS man
Haiku # 33166 October 28, 2005 12:04 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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Haiku # 33161 October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33160 October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33159 October 28, 2005 9:37 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
Haiku # 33158 October 28, 2005 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
Haiku # 33157 October 28, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
Haiku # 33156 October 28, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ~