Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Adam and Eve ride
their dinosaurs to church, love
that Weekend Update
their dinosaurs to church, love
that Weekend Update
by of frogtown
I am now logging
All the ip addresses
Just thought you should know
All the ip addresses
Just thought you should know
by
Off to the doctor
Nothing he can do for me
'Cept amputation
Nothing he can do for me
'Cept amputation
by
now it's time for bed
can't get you out of my head
guess that's enuff sed
can't get you out of my head
guess that's enuff sed
by
william's got the hots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots
by
blow me a kiss, boy
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire
as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded
but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire
as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded
but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around
by
it's too obvious
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey
by
obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
by
he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear
by
his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
by
he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
by
for those unknowing
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me
he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial
to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me
he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial
to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked
by
his therapist says
william is zabadooey
but slightly less lame
william is zabadooey
but slightly less lame
by
Caribbean dream
Rainforest beautiful
Paradise on earth
Rainforest beautiful
Paradise on earth
by
Thanks guys been away
32984, 32966 and 32752 not mine but appreciated
32984, 32966 and 32752 not mine but appreciated
by
Fish Processors
/Alaska Will train,
90 daycontracts,
$3500-$5000mo
541-563-7329
/Alaska Will train,
90 daycontracts,
$3500-$5000mo
541-563-7329
by
ventriloquist's angst
it's feeling a little queer
my hand up your arse
it's feeling a little queer
my hand up your arse
by
sorry everyone
i'm just not myself lately
and neither is he
i'm just not myself lately
and neither is he
by
call an exorcist
there's someone inside of me
and aren't i spewing
there's someone inside of me
and aren't i spewing
by
sweaty men-balls,
me, lapping at them
gently with my tongue.
me, lapping at them
gently with my tongue.
by
These soporifics
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?
by
as spring approaches
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons
by
Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind
by
Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery
by
some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?
by
Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware
by