the absence of crud
is like a breath of fresh air
worth inspiration
by ash
call me suspicious
but you don't spell properly
and i'm paranoid
by ash
I stoped walking
I notice that the dead leaves
Are green buds on hold
by Willian Nippress for Thea
Hi Janis its me
not mine 33221
33191
by William Nippress
microsoft update
how i wish you'd just install
and stop taunting me
by ash
arise haiku fans
we don't want to bend over
even if we suck
by ash
Janis and Betty,
Mellie, yes, and onjaysun
Let's erase the scourge
by Maestro
Look at the photos,
see on my website it's there.
They are lovely!
by Alex of Staffordshire, England
I always remain
In allegiance with fair ash
And others legit
by Maestro
Haiku for me is
difficult to write I say.
So give me a pen!
by Alex of Newcastle-under-Lyme, England
you act indignant
but we know you're malignant
and still just as lame
by ash (for s.r.)
my goodness s.r.
we couldn't guess who you are
i hope you go far
by ash
null
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
it's not in the name
nor in the crap you exclaim
you're just so damn lame
by ash
Fly, helicopter!
Disappear into the sky
there are no borders
by Mort of Paris
Vector notation
and horrible calculus,
the sky is now black.
by guy studying calculus
confusion is rife
stop putting words in my mouth
use your own organ
by ash
null
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
janis, you de man
i'm so tired of that lame arse
and so is the world
by ash
thank you Janis!
does an exclamation point
count as a syllab
by Anonymous Poet
null
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Adam and Eve ride
their dinosaurs to church, love
that Weekend Update
by onjaysun of frogtown
I am now logging
All the ip addresses
Just thought you should know
by Janis
murdering sun.
motion.
sleep.
by chris naish of canada
Off to the doctor
Nothing he can do for me
'Cept amputation
by Lush
NULL
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
now it's time for bed
can't get you out of my head
guess that's enuff sed
by ash
william's got the hots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots
by ash
blow me a kiss, boy
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire
as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded
but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around
by ash
it's too obvious
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey
by ash
obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
by ash
don't fart while i got
my dick in there harold!
by ash
he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear
by ash
his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
by ash
he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
by ash
for those unknowing
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me
he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial
to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked
by ash
