Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77453 Haiku later...

show us your good stuff
easy to be a critic
making lame noises
Haiku # 33292, November 5, 2005 2:17 am ET
by ash
Rubbish rubbish bin
Throw my rubbish here ok
Bin rubbish all day
Haiku # 33291, November 5, 2005 12:37 am ET
by Morieldrake of Somewhere out there...
s.r. i'm flattered
you piss on my grafitti
as if it mattered
Haiku # 33290, November 4, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
so, if you behave
do you think yourself a slave
here endeth the rave
Haiku # 33289, November 4, 2005 10:22 pm ET
by ash
sigh......! to repeat same
the repetition is lame
whatever your name
Haiku # 33288, November 4, 2005 10:13 pm ET
by ash
two heads are better
the first cut is the deepest
if that's what it takes
Haiku # 33287, November 4, 2005 10:10 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33286, November 4, 2005 8:24 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33285, November 4, 2005 8:20 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33284, November 4, 2005 7:09 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33283, November 4, 2005 7:08 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Where are you Guy Fawkes?
Please come back now and blow up
The House of Commons
Haiku # 33282, November 4, 2005 1:57 pm ET
by old sod
Ring ding ding da-ding
Baa ramba baa baroomba
Do the crazy frog!
Haiku # 33281, November 4, 2005 1:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33280, November 4, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33279, November 4, 2005 1:46 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Waves seashells sandy
beaches eagels above
heads
Haiku # 33278, November 4, 2005 1:05 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
Glass made of paper
lets close it up
so the noise level is contained
Haiku # 33277, November 4, 2005 11:18 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Listen small sound
approces with fear
Haiku # 33276, November 4, 2005 10:54 am ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
Shopping mall Santa
Hangs around like a bad smell
50 days to go!
Haiku # 33275, November 4, 2005 10:23 am ET
by old sod
skipping small pebbles
across a pristine surface
ripples resonate
Haiku # 33274, November 4, 2005 10:01 am ET
by PleineJeine
interesting voice never listen before mushrooms
can do that
Haiku # 33273, November 4, 2005 9:18 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
I looked through your site:
Some of the poems are good
But most of them stink
Haiku # 33272, November 4, 2005 8:59 am ET
by old sod
Indian death
Tragic Highway
Was the lizard really there

Haiku # 33271, November 4, 2005 8:22 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
When door ajar
faces become void
of all logic
Haiku # 33270, November 4, 2005 8:19 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Run and hide
caught the sun at evening tide
Haiku # 33269, November 4, 2005 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
was feeling feeble
hacking crippling barking cough
lots of muck not lame
Haiku # 33268, November 4, 2005 7:57 am ET
by mellie
Silenced is my love
Thea should I continue
Into the unknown
Haiku # 33267, November 4, 2005 4:54 am ET
by William Nippress
changed for the better
hope you're feeling much improved
this site surely is
Haiku # 33266, November 4, 2005 12:19 am ET
by ash
been really butcher's
missing me old china plates
much better here
Haiku # 33265, November 4, 2005 12:14 am ET
by mellie
regards your attacks
sticks and stones may break my bones
but haiku are soft
Haiku # 33264, November 3, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ash
Flip smooth stone
Ripple start end
life or do they
Haiku # 33263, November 3, 2005 4:36 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
Wet puddles SPLASHING!!
birds not at site
windows shut hot soup
Haiku # 33262, November 3, 2005 4:34 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
face in the crowd
did it see me
when all else was lost
Haiku # 33261, November 3, 2005 4:27 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Nightfall stars planets
Moonlight dark burn
man walks without a sound
Haiku # 33260, November 3, 2005 4:27 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
Never sense tommorow
rain sunshine clouds
what did happen then
Haiku # 33259, November 3, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
cows bark sheep roar
pigs purr boots
humans rain listen
Haiku # 33258, November 3, 2005 4:21 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
Aberdeen God
looking back
shadow of his former self
Haiku # 33257, November 3, 2005 4:18 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Texas vote next week,
No marriage for the homos,
Carry me away...
Haiku # 33256, November 3, 2005 4:16 pm ET
by Rons of Austin, TX
Write me a story
draw me a picture
bright and colorfull
pictures
Haiku # 33255, November 3, 2005 4:15 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
Disk burn sun
Venus spots the flare
too bad
Haiku # 33254, November 3, 2005 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
think peacefull think quiet think shout think riot
Haiku # 33253, November 3, 2005 4:09 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
Black cave in here
does it know its fate
surrounded by mystery
Haiku # 33252, November 3, 2005 3:59 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Run badly
Run worse
Run better still
Haiku # 33251, November 3, 2005 3:57 pm ET
by Phil
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Haiku # 33250, November 3, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Wow, nice and quiet
A nice, peaceful time to think
And enjoy haiku
Haiku # 33249, November 3, 2005 12:19 pm ET
by Me of Over here
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Haiku # 33248, November 3, 2005 10:54 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33247, November 3, 2005 9:59 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Flip smooth stone
Ripple start end
life or do they
Haiku # 33246, November 3, 2005 9:25 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Where is our Patron?
Is Janis in Canada?
Or back in US?
Haiku # 33245, November 3, 2005 8:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Its November rain
Warm weather, leaves still clinging
Global warming
Haiku # 33244, November 3, 2005 8:43 am ET
by William Nippress
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Haiku # 33243, November 3, 2005 8:41 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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