Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77453 Haiku later...

Flip smooth stone
Ripple start end
life or do they
Haiku # 33263, November 3, 2005 4:36 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
Wet puddles SPLASHING!!
birds not at site
windows shut hot soup
Haiku # 33262, November 3, 2005 4:34 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
face in the crowd
did it see me
when all else was lost
Haiku # 33261, November 3, 2005 4:27 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Nightfall stars planets
Moonlight dark burn
man walks without a sound
Haiku # 33260, November 3, 2005 4:27 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
Never sense tommorow
rain sunshine clouds
what did happen then
Haiku # 33259, November 3, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
cows bark sheep roar
pigs purr boots
humans rain listen
Haiku # 33258, November 3, 2005 4:21 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
Aberdeen God
looking back
shadow of his former self
Haiku # 33257, November 3, 2005 4:18 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Texas vote next week,
No marriage for the homos,
Carry me away...
Haiku # 33256, November 3, 2005 4:16 pm ET
by Rons of Austin, TX
Write me a story
draw me a picture
bright and colorfull
pictures
Haiku # 33255, November 3, 2005 4:15 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
Disk burn sun
Venus spots the flare
too bad
Haiku # 33254, November 3, 2005 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
think peacefull think quiet think shout think riot
Haiku # 33253, November 3, 2005 4:09 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
Black cave in here
does it know its fate
surrounded by mystery
Haiku # 33252, November 3, 2005 3:59 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Run badly
Run worse
Run better still
Haiku # 33251, November 3, 2005 3:57 pm ET
by Phil
null
Haiku # 33250, November 3, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Wow, nice and quiet
A nice, peaceful time to think
And enjoy haiku
Haiku # 33249, November 3, 2005 12:19 pm ET
by Me of Over here
null
Haiku # 33248, November 3, 2005 10:54 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33247, November 3, 2005 9:59 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Flip smooth stone
Ripple start end
life or do they
Haiku # 33246, November 3, 2005 9:25 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Where is our Patron?
Is Janis in Canada?
Or back in US?
Haiku # 33245, November 3, 2005 8:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Its November rain
Warm weather, leaves still clinging
Global warming
Haiku # 33244, November 3, 2005 8:43 am ET
by William Nippress
null
Haiku # 33243, November 3, 2005 8:41 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Thick as a brick me
Can
Haiku # 33242, November 3, 2005 8:38 am ET
by William Nippress
the absence of crud
is like a breath of fresh air
worth inspiration
Haiku # 33241, November 3, 2005 8:19 am ET
by ash
call me suspicious
but you don't spell properly
and i'm paranoid
Haiku # 33240, November 3, 2005 8:17 am ET
by ash
I stoped walking
I notice that the dead leaves
Are green buds on hold
Haiku # 33239, November 3, 2005 7:27 am ET
by Willian Nippress for Thea
Hi Janis its me
not mine 33221
33191
Haiku # 33238, November 3, 2005 7:21 am ET
by William Nippress
microsoft update
how i wish you'd just install
and stop taunting me
Haiku # 33237, November 3, 2005 6:42 am ET
by ash
arise haiku fans
we don't want to bend over
even if we suck
Haiku # 33236, November 2, 2005 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Janis and Betty,
Mellie, yes, and onjaysun
Let's erase the scourge
Haiku # 33235, November 2, 2005 8:59 pm ET
by Maestro
Look at the photos,
see on my website it's there.
They are lovely!
Haiku # 33234, November 2, 2005 8:59 pm ET
by Alex of Staffordshire, England
I always remain
In allegiance with fair ash
And others legit
Haiku # 33233, November 2, 2005 8:57 pm ET
by Maestro
Haiku for me is
difficult to write I say.
So give me a pen!
Haiku # 33232, November 2, 2005 8:55 pm ET
by Alex of Newcastle-under-Lyme, England
you act indignant
but we know you're malignant
and still just as lame
Haiku # 33231, November 2, 2005 7:49 pm ET
by ash (for s.r.)
my goodness s.r.
we couldn't guess who you are
i hope you go far
Haiku # 33230, November 2, 2005 7:31 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33229, November 2, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
it's not in the name
nor in the crap you exclaim
you're just so damn lame
Haiku # 33228, November 2, 2005 5:48 am ET
by ash
Fly, helicopter!
Disappear into the sky
there are no borders
Haiku # 33227, November 2, 2005 5:07 am ET
by Mort of Paris
Vector notation
and horrible calculus,
the sky is now black.
Haiku # 33226, November 2, 2005 1:31 am ET
by guy studying calculus
confusion is rife
stop putting words in my mouth
use your own organ
Haiku # 33225, November 2, 2005 1:11 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33224, November 1, 2005 11:13 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
janis, you de man
i'm so tired of that lame arse
and so is the world
Haiku # 33223, November 1, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by ash
thank you Janis!
does an exclamation point
count as a syllab
Haiku # 33222, November 1, 2005 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
null
Haiku # 33221, November 1, 2005 7:26 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Adam and Eve ride
their dinosaurs to church, love
that Weekend Update
Haiku # 33220, November 1, 2005 5:38 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
I am now logging
All the ip addresses
Just thought you should know
Haiku # 33219, November 1, 2005 5:18 pm ET
by Janis
murdering sun.
motion.
sleep.
Haiku # 33218, November 1, 2005 2:40 pm ET
by chris naish of canada
Off to the doctor
Nothing he can do for me
'Cept amputation
Haiku # 33217, November 1, 2005 2:04 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 33216, November 1, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
Haiku # 33215, November 1, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
Haiku # 33214, November 1, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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