Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77450 Haiku later...

regards your attacks
sticks and stones may break my bones
but haiku are soft
Haiku # 33264, November 3, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ash
Flip smooth stone
Ripple start end
life or do they
Haiku # 33263, November 3, 2005 4:36 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
Wet puddles SPLASHING!!
birds not at site
windows shut hot soup
Haiku # 33262, November 3, 2005 4:34 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
face in the crowd
did it see me
when all else was lost
Haiku # 33261, November 3, 2005 4:27 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Nightfall stars planets
Moonlight dark burn
man walks without a sound
Haiku # 33260, November 3, 2005 4:27 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
Never sense tommorow
rain sunshine clouds
what did happen then
Haiku # 33259, November 3, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
cows bark sheep roar
pigs purr boots
humans rain listen
Haiku # 33258, November 3, 2005 4:21 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
Aberdeen God
looking back
shadow of his former self
Haiku # 33257, November 3, 2005 4:18 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Texas vote next week,
No marriage for the homos,
Carry me away...
Haiku # 33256, November 3, 2005 4:16 pm ET
by Rons of Austin, TX
Write me a story
draw me a picture
bright and colorfull
pictures
Haiku # 33255, November 3, 2005 4:15 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
Disk burn sun
Venus spots the flare
too bad
Haiku # 33254, November 3, 2005 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
think peacefull think quiet think shout think riot
Haiku # 33253, November 3, 2005 4:09 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
Black cave in here
does it know its fate
surrounded by mystery
Haiku # 33252, November 3, 2005 3:59 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Run badly
Run worse
Run better still
Haiku # 33251, November 3, 2005 3:57 pm ET
by Phil
null
Haiku # 33250, November 3, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Wow, nice and quiet
A nice, peaceful time to think
And enjoy haiku
Haiku # 33249, November 3, 2005 12:19 pm ET
by Me of Over here
null
Haiku # 33248, November 3, 2005 10:54 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33247, November 3, 2005 9:59 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Flip smooth stone
Ripple start end
life or do they
Haiku # 33246, November 3, 2005 9:25 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Where is our Patron?
Is Janis in Canada?
Or back in US?
Haiku # 33245, November 3, 2005 8:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Its November rain
Warm weather, leaves still clinging
Global warming
Haiku # 33244, November 3, 2005 8:43 am ET
by William Nippress
null
Haiku # 33243, November 3, 2005 8:41 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Thick as a brick me
Can
Haiku # 33242, November 3, 2005 8:38 am ET
by William Nippress
the absence of crud
is like a breath of fresh air
worth inspiration
Haiku # 33241, November 3, 2005 8:19 am ET
by ash
call me suspicious
but you don't spell properly
and i'm paranoid
Haiku # 33240, November 3, 2005 8:17 am ET
by ash
I stoped walking
I notice that the dead leaves
Are green buds on hold
Haiku # 33239, November 3, 2005 7:27 am ET
by Willian Nippress for Thea
Hi Janis its me
not mine 33221
33191
Haiku # 33238, November 3, 2005 7:21 am ET
by William Nippress
microsoft update
how i wish you'd just install
and stop taunting me
Haiku # 33237, November 3, 2005 6:42 am ET
by ash
arise haiku fans
we don't want to bend over
even if we suck
Haiku # 33236, November 2, 2005 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Janis and Betty,
Mellie, yes, and onjaysun
Let's erase the scourge
Haiku # 33235, November 2, 2005 8:59 pm ET
by Maestro
Look at the photos,
see on my website it's there.
They are lovely!
Haiku # 33234, November 2, 2005 8:59 pm ET
by Alex of Staffordshire, England
I always remain
In allegiance with fair ash
And others legit
Haiku # 33233, November 2, 2005 8:57 pm ET
by Maestro
Haiku for me is
difficult to write I say.
So give me a pen!
Haiku # 33232, November 2, 2005 8:55 pm ET
by Alex of Newcastle-under-Lyme, England
you act indignant
but we know you're malignant
and still just as lame
Haiku # 33231, November 2, 2005 7:49 pm ET
by ash (for s.r.)
my goodness s.r.
we couldn't guess who you are
i hope you go far
Haiku # 33230, November 2, 2005 7:31 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33229, November 2, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
it's not in the name
nor in the crap you exclaim
you're just so damn lame
Haiku # 33228, November 2, 2005 5:48 am ET
by ash
Fly, helicopter!
Disappear into the sky
there are no borders
Haiku # 33227, November 2, 2005 5:07 am ET
by Mort of Paris
Vector notation
and horrible calculus,
the sky is now black.
Haiku # 33226, November 2, 2005 1:31 am ET
by guy studying calculus
confusion is rife
stop putting words in my mouth
use your own organ
Haiku # 33225, November 2, 2005 1:11 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33224, November 1, 2005 11:13 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
janis, you de man
i'm so tired of that lame arse
and so is the world
Haiku # 33223, November 1, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by ash
thank you Janis!
does an exclamation point
count as a syllab
Haiku # 33222, November 1, 2005 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
null
Haiku # 33221, November 1, 2005 7:26 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Adam and Eve ride
their dinosaurs to church, love
that Weekend Update
Haiku # 33220, November 1, 2005 5:38 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
I am now logging
All the ip addresses
Just thought you should know
Haiku # 33219, November 1, 2005 5:18 pm ET
by Janis
murdering sun.
motion.
sleep.
Haiku # 33218, November 1, 2005 2:40 pm ET
by chris naish of canada
Off to the doctor
Nothing he can do for me
'Cept amputation
Haiku # 33217, November 1, 2005 2:04 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 33216, November 1, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
Haiku # 33215, November 1, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >