You can supersize
That war for only thirty
Billion dollars more.
by sexually frustrated
Bought an SUV
Not for camping but to drive
Myself to Wendy's.
by sexually frustrated
This means you fat boy
By being overweight you
You put us at risk.
by sexually frustrated
All the fatties should
Pay "fat tax" for depleting
Our world food supplies.
by sexually frustrated
They sacrifice them
Selves so that you obese pricks
Can drive Suburbans.
by sexually frustrated
voice my dissent here
government still ignores me
bless democracy
by ash
Voice your dissent to
your elected government.
That means death elsewhere.
by Bubba Zephyr
u.s. isn't weak
woefully simplistic - yes!
but then, might makes right
by ash
In 1000 years
We will laugh at this era
from our domes on mars.
by Anonymous Poet
America has
issues, yes. But being weak?
That's not one of them.
by Bubba Zephyr
Buildings collapse on
9/11 and you thought
there wouldn't be war?
by Bubba Zephyr
"Don't eat brown acid"
Heard all over at Woodstock.
"Oh NOW they tell me".
by Bubba Zephyr
LSD reaches
The epicenter of all
Creative mindscapes.
by sexually frustrated
On my fourth plateau
My body does not exist
All is energy.
by sexually frustrated
Psychodelics rock
Wasn't for acid I would
Be mighty pissed off.
by sexually frustrated
Drop some acid
And pop open the third eye
It's all meaningless.
by sexually frustrated
U.S. working on
"Precision Guided Nuclear
Warhead"--God bless double speak.
by sexually frustrated
the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas
by ash
I can't believe this!
We actually have to fight!
Oh shit! We're all screwed
by sexually frustrated
This is our mindset--
"How dare they resist our force
They must be cheating."
by sexually frustrated
guess they misjudged it
all hail the liberators
oops! hail of bullets
by ash
you can believe us
our weapons are accurate
like our press reports
by ash
We feel offended
That the Iraqi soldiers
Should even fight back.
by sexually frustrated
Take no prisoners
A war should be a war, not
A sporting event.
by sexually frustrated
i don't quite get it -
if we censor the corpses
then nobody died ?
by ash
show no prisoners
don't broadcast them body parts
we want a clean war
by ash
Militant lesbos
Should all be drafted to fight
Those bitches scare me.
by sexually frustrated
Females are useless
Can't fight alongside woman
When you want to fuck her.
by sexually frustrated
The iraqis will
Think that they have killed them
And be unaware
by A Student of Actually, that's incredibly unlikely
Look at me dancing
around the fallen 'copter!
Ooops! Now I'm on fire.
by Anonymous Poet
Scarper, like abscond
But not associated with
Guilt quite so much
by A Student of "He has weapons of mass destruction, it's a pneumatic poking device."
Women can fight but
What happens when they begin
Menstruating?
by sexually frustrated
Me mad at Iraq?
Nah. That's like being mad at
retarded people.
by Bubba Zephyr
Limited vocab
Enlighten me as to what
Is the word "scarper."
by sexually frustrated
What a waste of life
All those morons over there
Dying for nothing.
by sexually frustrated
Women can fight too
They wouldn't need tanks as such
Saddam would scarper
by A Student of When you believe in things that you don't understand and you suffer...
Why do I use "our"
Instead of "are", I'm insane
Excuse the grammar.
by sexually frustrated
To show our loyalty
Let's be Americans and
eat and gain more weight.
by sexually frustrated
Our obesity we wear
Like an American flag
Rice cakes our the foe.
by sexually frustrated
If we lose weight
Stop filling our fat faces
The terrorists win.
by sexually frustrated
We do not fight fair
But bad mouth the Iraqis
For breaking the rules.
by sexually frustrated
Easy to be brave
Having superior weapons
This is courageous?
by sexually frustrated
I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.
by sexually frustrated
Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.
by sexually frustrated
We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.
by sexually frustrated
Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.
by sexually frustrated
Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.
by sexually frustrated
Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles
by sexually frustrated
When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.
by sexually frustrated
george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield,IL
