Easy to be brave
Having superior weapons
This is courageous?

I get the feeling
That the ignorant rednecks
Our running this war.

Why do our generals
All have thick redneck accents?
It's quite frightening.

We just don't realize
That we shall reap no rewards
From this dumb campaign.

Those Pentagon guys
Continue their chest beating
They'll lie at all costs.

Look at our forces
Hiding behind tanks and planes
They fight like women.

Those prisoners of war
Now have electrodes attached
To their testicles

When our troops our dead
I'll ejaculate into
My soiled underwear.

george wallace is god...
what bird brain shot him anyhow?
he is god, like m and m candies are

mango, the monkey boy is gone,
i love him, he is my lover,
i am richard larson of springfield..

jibba jabba
hahaha
dis is good

cops got em

where wankstah' and tUpAc and Jabba da Hood, and Phelix da Phat?

respect our viet cong captors
from that war, they tortured us,
real nice and good-like

Monkey boy,
where are you,
my soul mate

.....WELL, IS IT OR NOT?
YOU KNOW...FREAKYMODEAKY..
ONE WORD..WAZ UP?

FREAKYMODEAKKY
IS ONE WORD
AINT IT?

I am a bad person,
everyone should hate me,
Dont talk to me

bush is a robot
bush is the robot
bush is YOUR robot

Sheila Newton, evil, deceitful
Awful mom and person in general
Why is she still here?

From what you imply
You believe that Bush can think?
You have been mislead

On every channel
It's war twenty-four/seven.
God bless my porn tapes!

Sheila Newton, left her kids
What a horrible person,
Maybe she will burn...

Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Silly whore,
Look what you did

surrounded by baloney sammiches,
oh wait a minute,
thats just iraqis...hahahaha

sadam not antichrist
BUSH IS EVIL BASTAGE
sadam is too stupid to fight

sadam is not antichrist
BUSH IS
sadam not smart enough to be

The 5th Dimension
sang "What goes up, must come down"
That goes for flak too.

Soon, our fickle world
will forget the war and say
"Change the channel please"

Dub and Dick on the
Road To Baghdad like Bob and
Bing without the laughs

We went to war for no reason,
Economics maybe
No reason to kill innocents...

Dubya, dubya in the house,
Wearin Saddam's little blouse,
Respectin each others mothers

Actually, that's bull
Maggie thatcher was not nice
But I object to
British involvement
The yanks will kill our soldiers
Just like the last time

Greetings dear Janice
Sorry about the war flames
It

I wish that you all
Would go easy on the hate
It harshes my buzz

War is indeed hell
Did no one realize this?
Are people surprised?

I'd rather be lead
By a very evil man
Than a hypocrite

jingoism is
another form of brainwash-
ing, think for yourselves!

But then the sanctions
Screwed Iraq up quite a lot
And were illegal

Emaciated time line
Much to do so little time
Need a time machine

You're winning the war
But it's not against Saddam
It is against you

Like all old friends should
We have to point out when you
Have so lost your way

Look at it this way
You will need more protection
To come from the state

I put my name on
I believe in what I say
Got, guts, so put yours

27495
What makes you think I

You misunderstood
I agree with what you said
Except sucking cock

Barefoot In Meadow
Came To Very Sudden Stop
Stepped In Fresh Cow Flop.

Anyone that cheers
The death of US soldiers
Is quite ignorant.

Janis - is there a way you can
remove my haikus from this site?
I no longer wish to be a part
of such anti-american blarg.

nobody wins war
but lots of people get killed
and then it's over

Sooooo Saddam is a good guy even though he kills and tortures his own people?
Best news I've seen so far is that fool falling from that bridge in San Fran.
Peaceful protesters? HA! People for "peace" are awfully violent and don't seem to bathe too much either.
Saddam is against big business because he destroys his country's economy by destroying oil fields?
He is a good guy for parading around our dead soldiers?
He is a good guy because women are more or less flesh for trade and rape?
Sorry I just don't see it.
Also I haven't seen CNN - BBC - FOX taking or showing pictures of dead Iraqi soldiers.
Grow up.
If you people don't like it here why don't you move?
Do you think you could actually speak against the Iraqi gov. and not get shot?
Go ahead and leave and we'll see how quickly you come crawling back.

Dictatorships rule!
Let me see your raping cock
Saddam - man of dreams