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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Sheila Newton, evil, deceitful
Awful mom and person in general
Why is she still here?
Haiku # 27548 March 24, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From what you imply
You believe that Bush can think?
You have been mislead
Haiku # 27547 March 24, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by A Student of Jibber Jabber
On every channel
It's war twenty-four/seven.
God bless my porn tapes!
Haiku # 27546 March 24, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Sheila Newton, left her kids
What a horrible person,
Maybe she will burn...
Haiku # 27545 March 24, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
Silly whore,
Look what you did
Haiku # 27544 March 24, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
surrounded by baloney sammiches,
oh wait a minute,
thats just iraqis...hahahaha
Haiku # 27543 March 24, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkyfield, illinois
sadam not antichrist
BUSH IS EVIL BASTAGE
sadam is too stupid to fight
Haiku # 27542 March 24, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by richard larson of sptinkyfield illinois
sadam is not antichrist
BUSH IS
sadam not smart enough to be
Haiku # 27541 March 24, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by richard larson of stinkfield, Il
The 5th Dimension
sang "What goes up, must come down"
That goes for flak too.
Haiku # 27540 March 24, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Soon, our fickle world
will forget the war and say
"Change the channel please"
Haiku # 27539 March 24, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr of Chicago
Dub and Dick on the
Road To Baghdad like Bob and
Bing without the laughs
Haiku # 27538 March 24, 2003 3:05 pm ET
by onjaysun (and Saddam in that little Dorothy Lamour burqa number)
We went to war for no reason,
Economics maybe
No reason to kill innocents...
Haiku # 27537 March 24, 2003 2:51 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illnois
Dubya, dubya in the house,
Wearin Saddam's little blouse,
Respectin each others mothers
Haiku # 27536 March 24, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Actually, that's bull
Maggie thatcher was not nice
But I object to
British involvement
The yanks will kill our soldiers
Just like the last time
Haiku # 27535 March 24, 2003 12:34 pm ET
by Talib of Caged freedom
Greetings dear Janice
Sorry about the war flames
It
Haiku # 27534 March 24, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I wish that you all
Would go easy on the hate
It harshes my buzz
Haiku # 27533 March 24, 2003 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
War is indeed hell
Did no one realize this?
Are people surprised?
Haiku # 27532 March 24, 2003 11:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
I'd rather be lead
By a very evil man
Than a hypocrite
Haiku # 27531 March 24, 2003 7:45 am ET
by A Student of No yanks will be tried for war crimes because Bush ignores international law
jingoism is
another form of brainwash-
ing, think for yourselves!
Haiku # 27530 March 24, 2003 5:00 am ET
by xcdoht775400 tiki dah
But then the sanctions
Screwed Iraq up quite a lot
And were illegal
Haiku # 27529 March 24, 2003 3:17 am ET
by A Student of "He ignores UN resolutions, so we shall too."
Emaciated time line
Much to do so little time
Need a time machine
Haiku # 27528 March 24, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
You're winning the war
But it's not against Saddam
It is against you
Haiku # 27527 March 24, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Saddam is a bad man, George is a hypocrite
Like all old friends should
We have to point out when you
Have so lost your way
Haiku # 27526 March 24, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Look at it this way
You will need more protection
To come from the state
Haiku # 27525 March 24, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of You privilegs will be reduced
I put my name on
I believe in what I say
Got, guts, so put yours
Haiku # 27524 March 24, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
27495
What makes you think I
Haiku # 27523 March 24, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
You misunderstood
I agree with what you said
Except sucking cock
Haiku # 27522 March 24, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Barefoot In Meadow
Came To Very Sudden Stop
Stepped In Fresh Cow Flop.
Haiku # 27521 March 23, 2003 11:17 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida USA
Anyone that cheers
The death of US soldiers
Is quite ignorant.

Janis - is there a way you can
remove my haikus from this site?
I no longer wish to be a part
of such anti-american blarg.
Haiku # 27520 March 23, 2003 8:10 pm ET
by kackarott
nobody wins war
but lots of people get killed
and then it's over
Haiku # 27519 March 23, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by ash
Sooooo Saddam is a good guy even though he kills and tortures his own people?
Best news I've seen so far is that fool falling from that bridge in San Fran.
Peaceful protesters? HA! People for "peace" are awfully violent and don't seem to bathe too much either.
Saddam is against big business because he destroys his country's economy by destroying oil fields?
He is a good guy for parading around our dead soldiers?
He is a good guy because women are more or less flesh for trade and rape?
Sorry I just don't see it.
Also I haven't seen CNN - BBC - FOX taking or showing pictures of dead Iraqi soldiers.
Grow up.
If you people don't like it here why don't you move?
Do you think you could actually speak against the Iraqi gov. and not get shot?
Go ahead and leave and we'll see how quickly you come crawling back.
Haiku # 27518 March 23, 2003 7:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Unites States Of America
Dictatorships rule!
Let me see your raping cock
Saddam - man of dreams
Haiku # 27517 March 23, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated of gushing to be raped by a tyrant
How many of you
Stupid fucks cheer and clap loud
on nine eleven?
Haiku # 27516 March 23, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by Dedicated to the retards of bad haiku of USA!
Big business will win
The american people lose
And Iraq will die
Haiku # 27515 March 23, 2003 6:52 pm ET
by A Student of "There's terrorism going on." Yes, you're bombing them
If we get slaughtered
The terrorists will let us
Be, they'll pity us.
Haiku # 27514 March 23, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Like sporting events
I shall always root for the
Helpless underdog.
Haiku # 27513 March 23, 2003 6:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The big picture is
A U.S. defeat would be
Good for global peace.
Haiku # 27512 March 23, 2003 6:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Police state shall occur
We'll rewrite all history
John Wilkes Booth--now a "terrorist."
Haiku # 27511 March 23, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What absurd wordplay
Anyone now fighting back
Is deemed "terrorist."
Haiku # 27510 March 23, 2003 6:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why are they fighting?
Because we're invading them.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Haiku # 27509 March 23, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Love the propaganda:
"Saddam is losing control,"
We'll see about that.
Haiku # 27508 March 23, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Guerilla warfare
Nobody prepared you for
That, Mr. Marine.
Haiku # 27507 March 23, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What hypocrisy
We film enemy corpses
But cry foul when seeing our own.
Haiku # 27506 March 23, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
America is
No match for the soldier dressed
In civilian garb.
Haiku # 27505 March 23, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
More Marines are dead
Silly U.S., Iraq will
Provide no quarter.
Haiku # 27504 March 23, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why hostile to me,
Have you seen an arabic
To english wordbook?
Haiku # 27503 March 23, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Talib of Manchester
And terrorism
Will force the U.S. to start
Their new police state
Haiku # 27502 March 23, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by A Student of And then you'll all be screwed
It's not war for oil
It will liberate Iraq
And annoy muslims
Haiku # 27501 March 23, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Nowhere near the USA
Ha ha ha ha ha
Fight the war for your freedom
And see what results!!!!
Haiku # 27500 March 23, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of I really shouldn't be laughing
hopes to sit down with the real ap
with a coffee
so he can personally tell mox
to fuck off
Haiku # 27499 March 23, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by Mox
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