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27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Dubya, dubya in the house,
Wearin Saddam's little blouse,
Respectin each others mothers
Haiku # 27536, March 24, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Richard G. Larson of Springfield, Illinois
Actually, that's bull
Maggie thatcher was not nice
But I object to
British involvement
The yanks will kill our soldiers
Just like the last time
Haiku # 27535, March 24, 2003 12:34 pm ET
by Talib of Caged freedom
Greetings dear Janice
Sorry about the war flames
It
Haiku # 27534, March 24, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I wish that you all
Would go easy on the hate
It harshes my buzz
Haiku # 27533, March 24, 2003 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
War is indeed hell
Did no one realize this?
Are people surprised?
Haiku # 27532, March 24, 2003 11:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
I'd rather be lead
By a very evil man
Than a hypocrite
Haiku # 27531, March 24, 2003 7:45 am ET
by A Student of No yanks will be tried for war crimes because Bush ignores international law
jingoism is
another form of brainwash-
ing, think for yourselves!
Haiku # 27530, March 24, 2003 5:00 am ET
by xcdoht775400 tiki dah
But then the sanctions
Screwed Iraq up quite a lot
And were illegal
Haiku # 27529, March 24, 2003 3:17 am ET
by A Student of "He ignores UN resolutions, so we shall too."
Emaciated time line
Much to do so little time
Need a time machine
Haiku # 27528, March 24, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
You're winning the war
But it's not against Saddam
It is against you
Haiku # 27527, March 24, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Saddam is a bad man, George is a hypocrite
Like all old friends should
We have to point out when you
Have so lost your way
Haiku # 27526, March 24, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Look at it this way
You will need more protection
To come from the state
Haiku # 27525, March 24, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of You privilegs will be reduced
I put my name on
I believe in what I say
Got, guts, so put yours
Haiku # 27524, March 24, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
27495
What makes you think I
Haiku # 27523, March 24, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
You misunderstood
I agree with what you said
Except sucking cock
Haiku # 27522, March 24, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Barefoot In Meadow
Came To Very Sudden Stop
Stepped In Fresh Cow Flop.
Haiku # 27521, March 23, 2003 11:17 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida USA
Anyone that cheers
The death of US soldiers
Is quite ignorant.

Janis - is there a way you can
remove my haikus from this site?
I no longer wish to be a part
of such anti-american blarg.
Haiku # 27520, March 23, 2003 8:10 pm ET
by kackarott
nobody wins war
but lots of people get killed
and then it's over
Haiku # 27519, March 23, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by ash
Sooooo Saddam is a good guy even though he kills and tortures his own people?
Best news I've seen so far is that fool falling from that bridge in San Fran.
Peaceful protesters? HA! People for "peace" are awfully violent and don't seem to bathe too much either.
Saddam is against big business because he destroys his country's economy by destroying oil fields?
He is a good guy for parading around our dead soldiers?
He is a good guy because women are more or less flesh for trade and rape?
Sorry I just don't see it.
Also I haven't seen CNN - BBC - FOX taking or showing pictures of dead Iraqi soldiers.
Grow up.
If you people don't like it here why don't you move?
Do you think you could actually speak against the Iraqi gov. and not get shot?
Go ahead and leave and we'll see how quickly you come crawling back.
Haiku # 27518, March 23, 2003 7:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Unites States Of America
Dictatorships rule!
Let me see your raping cock
Saddam - man of dreams
Haiku # 27517, March 23, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated of gushing to be raped by a tyrant
How many of you
Stupid fucks cheer and clap loud
on nine eleven?
Haiku # 27516, March 23, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by Dedicated to the retards of bad haiku of USA!
Big business will win
The american people lose
And Iraq will die
Haiku # 27515, March 23, 2003 6:52 pm ET
by A Student of "There's terrorism going on." Yes, you're bombing them
If we get slaughtered
The terrorists will let us
Be, they'll pity us.
Haiku # 27514, March 23, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Like sporting events
I shall always root for the
Helpless underdog.
Haiku # 27513, March 23, 2003 6:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The big picture is
A U.S. defeat would be
Good for global peace.
Haiku # 27512, March 23, 2003 6:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Police state shall occur
We'll rewrite all history
John Wilkes Booth--now a "terrorist."
Haiku # 27511, March 23, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What absurd wordplay
Anyone now fighting back
Is deemed "terrorist."
Haiku # 27510, March 23, 2003 6:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why are they fighting?
Because we're invading them.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Haiku # 27509, March 23, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Love the propaganda:
"Saddam is losing control,"
We'll see about that.
Haiku # 27508, March 23, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Guerilla warfare
Nobody prepared you for
That, Mr. Marine.
Haiku # 27507, March 23, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What hypocrisy
We film enemy corpses
But cry foul when seeing our own.
Haiku # 27506, March 23, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
America is
No match for the soldier dressed
In civilian garb.
Haiku # 27505, March 23, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
More Marines are dead
Silly U.S., Iraq will
Provide no quarter.
Haiku # 27504, March 23, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why hostile to me,
Have you seen an arabic
To english wordbook?
Haiku # 27503, March 23, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by Talib of Manchester
And terrorism
Will force the U.S. to start
Their new police state
Haiku # 27502, March 23, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by A Student of And then you'll all be screwed
It's not war for oil
It will liberate Iraq
And annoy muslims
Haiku # 27501, March 23, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Nowhere near the USA
Ha ha ha ha ha
Fight the war for your freedom
And see what results!!!!
Haiku # 27500, March 23, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of I really shouldn't be laughing
hopes to sit down with the real ap
with a coffee
so he can personally tell mox
to fuck off
Haiku # 27499, March 23, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by Mox
Well, agreeing with AP,
the poet who wrote the "W" thing
perhaps, is a better writer...
Haiku # 27498, March 23, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by Mox
I want to move on
and seek some kind of era
where we are not distracted

it is a stew of bad craziness
and perhaps the start
of Nostradamus's WWIII
Haiku # 27497, March 23, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, I see the liberal menace
while I agree with a lot of them
have found another scapegoat
Haiku # 27496, March 23, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by Mox
Nippress wishes he
Could suck Saddam's cock and fly
Planes into buildings
Please please Nippress leave
USA move to Iraq
We don't want you here
Uneducated
So called students do not know
Hate crimes of Saddam
Saddam has murdered
More Muslims than anyone
He smiles rapes girls
Bad Haiku dot com
Would never see light of day
With dictatorship
Saddam kills his own
And destroys economy
Oil on fire
Haiku # 27495, March 23, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by A true american of anytown, usa
Perhaps Nipps' monkeys
Could have overthrown Saddam
With fewer losses
Haiku # 27494, June 8, 2008 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Terrorist threat leads to police control
27491 not mine
Haiku # 27493, January 2, 2006 12:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Those monkeys are quick
See how they can generate
So many haiku
Haiku # 27492, April 1, 2003 8:04 pm ET
by A Student of A soon to come police state
we've got to find nips
with weapons of mass haiku
he threatens the peace
Haiku # 27490, March 25, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by ap
The red fruit is sweet
Tempting me to be greedy
Juice runs down my chin
Haiku # 27489, March 28, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
Decaying mobs flee
Trampling the cherry blossom
Chilling imagination
Haiku # 27488, March 25, 2003 8:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Temple bells die out.
The fragrant blossoms remain.
A perfect evening!
Haiku # 27487, March 25, 2003 1:25 am ET
by Basho, Matsuo
First autumn morning:
the mirror I stare into
shows my father's face
Haiku # 27486, March 25, 2003 2:09 pm ET
by Murakami, Kijo
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