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29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Temple bells die out.
The fragrant blossoms remain.
A perfect evening!
Haiku # 27487 March 25, 2003 1:25 am ET
by Basho, Matsuo
First autumn morning:
the mirror I stare into
shows my father's face
Haiku # 27486 March 25, 2003 2:09 pm ET
by Murakami, Kijo
Never mentioned pumps
Spring and lots of other things
Never touched my pump
Haiku # 27485 March 26, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
prolific poet
with very little to say
pumps out bulk haiku
Haiku # 27484 April 10, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by ash
Welcoming arms raised
You enfold me in your love
Warm soft musky plunge
(Another for the perves)
Haiku # 27483 March 24, 2003 6:34 am ET
by William Nippress
First spring butterfly
The common cabbage yellow
Bright Florissant hue
Haiku # 27482 March 26, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by William Nippress

the sweet smell of lavender
caused me to ejaculate
and i'm a woman
Haiku # 27481 April 6, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by honeybit
If you want to know
Just what God thinks of money
Look, whom he gives it
Haiku # 27480 March 30, 2003 9:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Take stock of my work
O shivering sad mortals
Bow down to money
Haiku # 27479 March 24, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Lugubriously
She pulls down her tight knickers
Clammy chasms peep
(One for the perves)
Haiku # 27478 March 25, 2003 9:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hurry vacation
Sun-drenched shameless haggard
Energy dropped low
Haiku # 27477 April 12, 2003 12:45 am ET
by William Nippress
So spring is here now
However, it sure is cold
Shivering flowers
Haiku # 27476 April 3, 2003 6:17 am ET
by William Nippress
News photographer
Killed when French secret service
Placed a charge on hull
.
No regard for life
Blew up Rainbow warrior
Berthed In New Zealand
(Lesson; don
Haiku # 27475 April 4, 2003 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Rusting faintly brown
The Green Peace boat, docked tied up
Waiting for French death
Haiku # 27474 March 25, 2003 7:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ten commandments says
Well you should know what it says
I think, not to kill!
(I don
Haiku # 27473 March 30, 2003 6:20 pm ET
by William Nippress
Question Gods Motives
If God had meant us to kill
Would he send Bibles?
Haiku # 27472 March 26, 2003 5:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Howling defiant
Armed Iraqi solders Waite
Death to infidels
Haiku # 27471 March 27, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Have to go out back
Adventurers stumbling pull
My grass needs cutting
Haiku # 27470 March 28, 2003 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Writing these Haiku
Haiku # 27469 March 23, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
On the contrary
Israel is a blasphemy
Run by muderers
Haiku # 27468 March 23, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of We'll vote for the party that blatantly ignores traditional jewish values
I
Haiku # 27467 March 23, 2003 7:17 am ET
by William Nippress
US kills those who have
Weapons of mass destruction
That is their excuse
.
Twenty years ago
Israel has hydrogen bombs
Prisoned Vanunu
(Sorry may have spelt his name wrong)
Haiku # 27466 April 8, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
Is it as a joke?
US foreign policy
Can someone explain?
Haiku # 27465 March 24, 2003 7:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush speeches are great
Rumbling rippling laconic
I
Haiku # 27464 April 3, 2003 10:20 pm ET
by William Nippress
And then you wonder
Why you come under attack
From terrorism?
Haiku # 27463 April 1, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of You murdering bastards, killing OUR troops again
George, you'll suicide?
Kill all tyrants, that you are!
Murdering bastard
Haiku # 27462 April 4, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by A Student of You have remarkable haiku ability for an inbred failure
Your blast is a fake
George W Bush could not write this much too many words
Haiku # 27461 April 2, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You collage pot heads
Can cry all you want but I
will kill all tyrants

Get dead for speaking
Your mind in Iraq; Harvard
is for rich commies

Learn this quick my young
naive fools you will vote for
repubilcans soon

Or would you rather
Live in a country where no
running water is

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
electricty

Go live in Iraq
And see how quickly you miss
Freedom of the press

Go live in Iraq
and see how quickly you miss
great ESPN!

The only reason
Guys protest with women is
To get head and laid

Peace marches are cute
They are more violent than
the M O A B!

Even though you are
all dumb and foolish I will
Promise you this now
I will never gas
My own people because they
Oppose my country
I will never kill
Or castrate or rape for you
speaking your own mind

You all are very
Lucky to live in a FREE
Country don't blow it

Support our troops and
Support liberation and
Support George Bush (me)

Hate the USA?
By all means please leave as soon
as possible. bye.
Haiku # 27460 April 8, 2003 9:14 am ET
by George W. Bush of US of fucking A! (no other country would I rather live)
A threat to world peace?
It seems, by the look of it
That would be George Bush
Haiku # 27459 April 4, 2003 9:19 am ET
by A Student of A Prickly Bush
The war hawk, Bush
Dodged the draft, joined the Guard
Like a big pussy.
Haiku # 27458 April 26, 2008 3:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam's clearly brave
A straight up gangster, Bush would
Have run like a bitch.
Haiku # 27457 February 28, 2008 1:27 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam isn't mad
Did't stay in power that long
By being stupid.
Haiku # 27456 January 23, 2008 9:52 am ET
by sexually frustrated
The Kamikaze
The bravest man ever born
The true patriot.
Haiku # 27455 September 17, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Surrendering troops
Mean nothing in southern part
Baghdad is what counts.
Haiku # 27454 July 14, 2007 3:57 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Wait till we get to
Baghdad, Republican Guard
May slaughter us all.
Haiku # 27453 June 5, 2007 9:21 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Patriotism
Is powerless before the
Suicide Bomber.
Haiku # 27452 April 30, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam is insane
All those surrendering troops
Have to mean something
Haiku # 27451 February 14, 2007 12:06 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Hope the war is as
Bloody as possible, will
make a better film.
Haiku # 27450 November 24, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
All stocked up on chips
dips, soda, and beer for my
"Shock and Awe" party.
Haiku # 27449 September 18, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ah yes, I forgot
We need cheap labor to make
Nike Air Jordans.
Haiku # 27448 July 26, 2006 9:35 am ET
by sexually frustrated
No WMD used
Yet, so remind me again
What is this war for?
Haiku # 27447 May 8, 2006 9:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
So much for quickness
Say hello to guerilla
Warfare, good luck Bush.
Haiku # 27446 February 26, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those crazy British
Colliding their helis in air
You just have to laugh.
Haiku # 27445 December 12, 2005 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The USA had
Better put as much money
Into Iraq as
It is currently
Spending to murder people
Or they'll be stupid
Haiku # 27444 October 25, 2005 5:12 pm ET
by A Student of Rebuild the place with YOUR money, you arseholes
war hits the country
what the brave soldiers shall face
is worth the outcome
Haiku # 27443 May 7, 2005 6:21 pm ET
by mandy of florida
gotta love those french
smelly surrender monkeys
furry-pitted chicks
Haiku # 27442 March 22, 2003 9:53 am ET
by mondongo of outer bologna
Soldier
Haiku # 27441 March 22, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is now freed
Welcome to democracy
Colombia style.
Haiku # 27440 March 21, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
After we take Baghdad
We shall rename the country
Tostitos Nike
Haiku # 27439 March 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
For Christ's sake Dubya!
There's no such thing as a "Smart
Hydrogen Missile."
Haiku # 27438 March 21, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated