Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Saddam's clearly brave
A straight up gangster, Bush would
Have run like a bitch.
Haiku # 27457, February 28, 2008 1:27 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam isn't mad
Did't stay in power that long
By being stupid.
Haiku # 27456, January 23, 2008 9:52 am ET
by sexually frustrated
The Kamikaze
The bravest man ever born
The true patriot.
Haiku # 27455, September 17, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Surrendering troops
Mean nothing in southern part
Baghdad is what counts.
Haiku # 27454, July 14, 2007 3:57 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Wait till we get to
Baghdad, Republican Guard
May slaughter us all.
Haiku # 27453, June 5, 2007 9:21 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Patriotism
Is powerless before the
Suicide Bomber.
Haiku # 27452, April 30, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam is insane
All those surrendering troops
Have to mean something
Haiku # 27451, February 14, 2007 12:06 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Hope the war is as
Bloody as possible, will
make a better film.
Haiku # 27450, November 24, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
All stocked up on chips
dips, soda, and beer for my
"Shock and Awe" party.
Haiku # 27449, September 18, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ah yes, I forgot
We need cheap labor to make
Nike Air Jordans.
Haiku # 27448, July 26, 2006 9:35 am ET
by sexually frustrated
No WMD used
Yet, so remind me again
What is this war for?
Haiku # 27447, May 8, 2006 9:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated
So much for quickness
Say hello to guerilla
Warfare, good luck Bush.
Haiku # 27446, February 26, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Those crazy British
Colliding their helis in air
You just have to laugh.
Haiku # 27445, December 12, 2005 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The USA had
Better put as much money
Into Iraq as
It is currently
Spending to murder people
Or they'll be stupid
Haiku # 27444, October 25, 2005 5:12 pm ET
by A Student of Rebuild the place with YOUR money, you arseholes
war hits the country
what the brave soldiers shall face
is worth the outcome
Haiku # 27443, May 7, 2005 6:21 pm ET
by mandy of florida
gotta love those french
smelly surrender monkeys
furry-pitted chicks
Haiku # 27442, March 22, 2003 9:53 am ET
by mondongo of outer bologna
Soldier
Haiku # 27441, March 22, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is now freed
Welcome to democracy
Colombia style.
Haiku # 27440, March 21, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
After we take Baghdad
We shall rename the country
Tostitos Nike
Haiku # 27439, March 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
For Christ's sake Dubya!
There's no such thing as a "Smart
Hydrogen Missile."
Haiku # 27438, March 21, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn these shrooms are good
There, do you see it Ishmael
White whale at the prow!
Haiku # 27437, March 21, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, wasting time on
line in this age of instant
warfare and powdered bombs

what's news?
Haiku # 27436, March 21, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
U.S. already
reaping rewards of Iraq
No Red Carpet Joan
Haiku # 27435, March 21, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (and her little dog Melissa too!)
Please say its not so
Just heard US missiles cost
$1000,000 dollars each
.
Doubt priorities
Are there any poor people
In the good old US?
.
Are they all treated?
Equal opportunity
The poor and the sick
.
Do the poor die for
Lack of medical health care?
Military spend?
(I heard on TV just how much. Do you know? I suggest you find out)
Haiku # 27434, March 21, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 27433, March 21, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, how I would rage
Against the loveless machine
If I could find it
Haiku # 27432, March 21, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
When we have their oil
Will it cover bloody hands?
Blot memories, too?
Haiku # 27431, March 21, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Oh, we're the monkey
And we're getting spanked right now
Freedoms forgotten
Haiku # 27430, March 21, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Think of pretty things
Alchemist ripened flowers
They cannot hurt us

It
Haiku # 27429, March 21, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
you call us losers
for writing haiku's...yet you
write them here as well...
Haiku # 27428, March 21, 2003 9:08 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
terra nullius
then the oil belongs to george
it worked over here
Haiku # 27427, March 20, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by ash (of australia)
In reality
I think you will find, you fool
Reality sucks
Haiku # 27426, March 20, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by A Student of How to make chemical weapons
hey! LOSERS, yeah YOU
don't you guys have lives AT ALL?
push away your chairs
Haiku # 27425, March 20, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by suggestion for you...try REALITY
By logical thought
Zionism is simply
Anti-semitic
Haiku # 27422, March 20, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of God did not say "Kill as many arabs as is possible."
Brilliant formula
Materialism is
Now our one true God.
Haiku # 27419, March 20, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How can we respect
A people who profiteered
In their own sick temples?
Haiku # 27416, March 20, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Blair Bushes lap dog?
Please, that's ignorant
Bush is Sharon's bitch.
Haiku # 27415, March 20, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lower Manhattan?
All of it is owned and run
By the Zionists.
Haiku # 27414, March 20, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Greedy Zionists
That's what we are fighting for
No more Zog Machine.
Haiku # 27410, March 20, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If Romans turn up
Then I fight and turn them back
Same for the U.S.
Haiku # 27409, March 20, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The Redman turned up
.
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The British turned up
.
Former owners right
They said my land my houses
We will take them back
.
American dream
Do you not see why they fight?
Got it? Palestine!
(Thought I'd better spell it out)
Haiku # 27408, March 20, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
From up high above
God stares down laughing at us
The cosmic mistake.
Haiku # 27407, March 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Pray for mutual
Destruction on both forces
Maybe then we'll learn.
Haiku # 27406, March 20, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Music of the spheres
Cronus quartet plays sun rings
From the great void
Haiku # 27405, March 20, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
Solar system noise
Soundboard of the universe
Harmonics from space
Haiku # 27404, March 20, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
But Dubya, you can't!
I suppose you are quite right
They're not family
Haiku # 27403, March 20, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of Yay!! Kill more innocent people in the name of freedom!!
Dubba promised BONK
but just went bink, come on man
go like BERSERKER!
Haiku # 27402, March 20, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by onjaysun (America At Annoyance)
Did something happen
in Iraq? I was watching
Survivor and I don't get NBC,CNN,
ABC,MSNBC,HEADLINE NEWS,C-SPAN,TELEMUNDO,FOXNEWS,ESPN,
LIFETIME,PBS,SPEEDVISION,FOOD
NETWORK,GOLF CHANNEL,QVC OR
CABLE 10 AURORA ILLINOIS CABLE ACCESS
Haiku # 27401, March 20, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by onjaysun (sirens going off, yeah we get it)
My hole is now dug
miles beneath this fertile soil
plugged with cork stopper
Haiku # 27400, March 20, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Free the iraqis
From their oppressive leader
And send them to Hell
Haiku # 27399, March 20, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by A Student of Evil, non-americans, not even people
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