Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
After we take Baghdad
We shall rename the country
Tostitos Nike
Haiku # 27439 March 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
For Christ's sake Dubya!
There's no such thing as a "Smart
Hydrogen Missile."
Haiku # 27438 March 21, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn these shrooms are good
There, do you see it Ishmael
White whale at the prow!
Haiku # 27437 March 21, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, wasting time on
line in this age of instant
warfare and powdered bombs

what's news?
Haiku # 27436 March 21, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
U.S. already
reaping rewards of Iraq
No Red Carpet Joan
Haiku # 27435 March 21, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (and her little dog Melissa too!)
Please say its not so
Just heard US missiles cost
$1000,000 dollars each
.
Doubt priorities
Are there any poor people
In the good old US?
.
Are they all treated?
Equal opportunity
The poor and the sick
.
Do the poor die for
Lack of medical health care?
Military spend?
(I heard on TV just how much. Do you know? I suggest you find out)
Haiku # 27434 March 21, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 27433 March 21, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, how I would rage
Against the loveless machine
If I could find it
Haiku # 27432 March 21, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
When we have their oil
Will it cover bloody hands?
Blot memories, too?
Haiku # 27431 March 21, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Oh, we're the monkey
And we're getting spanked right now
Freedoms forgotten
Haiku # 27430 March 21, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Think of pretty things
Alchemist ripened flowers
They cannot hurt us

It
Haiku # 27429 March 21, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
you call us losers
for writing haiku's...yet you
write them here as well...
Haiku # 27428 March 21, 2003 9:08 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
terra nullius
then the oil belongs to george
it worked over here
Haiku # 27427 March 20, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by ash (of australia)
In reality
I think you will find, you fool
Reality sucks
Haiku # 27426 March 20, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by A Student of How to make chemical weapons
hey! LOSERS, yeah YOU
don't you guys have lives AT ALL?
push away your chairs
Haiku # 27425 March 20, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by suggestion for you...try REALITY
By logical thought
Zionism is simply
Anti-semitic
Haiku # 27422 March 20, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of God did not say "Kill as many arabs as is possible."
Brilliant formula
Materialism is
Now our one true God.
Haiku # 27419 March 20, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How can we respect
A people who profiteered
In their own sick temples?
Haiku # 27416 March 20, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Blair Bushes lap dog?
Please, that's ignorant
Bush is Sharon's bitch.
Haiku # 27415 March 20, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If Romans turn up
Then I fight and turn them back
Same for the U.S.
Haiku # 27409 March 20, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The Redman turned up
.
So what would you do?
If after two hundred years
The British turned up
.
Former owners right
They said my land my houses
We will take them back
.
American dream
Do you not see why they fight?
Got it? Palestine!
(Thought I'd better spell it out)
Haiku # 27408 March 20, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
From up high above
God stares down laughing at us
The cosmic mistake.
Haiku # 27407 March 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Pray for mutual
Destruction on both forces
Maybe then we'll learn.
Haiku # 27406 March 20, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Music of the spheres
Cronus quartet plays sun rings
From the great void
Haiku # 27405 March 20, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
Solar system noise
Soundboard of the universe
Harmonics from space
Haiku # 27404 March 20, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
But Dubya, you can't!
I suppose you are quite right
They're not family
Haiku # 27403 March 20, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of Yay!! Kill more innocent people in the name of freedom!!
Dubba promised BONK
but just went bink, come on man
go like BERSERKER!
Haiku # 27402 March 20, 2003 12:56 pm ET
by onjaysun (America At Annoyance)
Did something happen
in Iraq? I was watching
Survivor and I don't get NBC,CNN,
ABC,MSNBC,HEADLINE NEWS,C-SPAN,TELEMUNDO,FOXNEWS,ESPN,
LIFETIME,PBS,SPEEDVISION,FOOD
NETWORK,GOLF CHANNEL,QVC OR
CABLE 10 AURORA ILLINOIS CABLE ACCESS
Haiku # 27401 March 20, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by onjaysun (sirens going off, yeah we get it)
My hole is now dug
miles beneath this fertile soil
plugged with cork stopper
Haiku # 27400 March 20, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Free the iraqis
From their oppressive leader
And send them to Hell
Haiku # 27399 March 20, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by A Student of Evil, non-americans, not even people
Oil be back
Arnold Swatzenegger
Real US hero
Haiku # 27398 March 20, 2003 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So what would we do?
If after a thousand years
The Romans turned up
Haiku # 27397 March 20, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
They said hey that
Haiku # 27396 March 20, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Arabs are evil
First we get Iraq and then
Go to Palestine
Haiku # 27395 March 20, 2003 4:19 am ET
by A Student of There's a nice logical argument there
Bush starts without him
Tony Blair not yet been told
Got the message yet
Haiku # 27394 March 20, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Mum, know I love you
Uk
Haiku # 27393 March 20, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Got a shock today
He just found out he may die
Astonished soldier
Haiku # 27392 March 20, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
You have to kill folks
What did he think the guns for?
To wave white flag from?
Haiku # 27391 March 20, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Are we at war?
Haiku # 27390 March 20, 2003 4:05 am ET
by searle of Australia
27372, 27373,27374,27375, 27376, 27377, Not mine.
Haiku # 27389 March 20, 2003 3:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is no threat
The U.S. is a large threat
To world peace you fools
Haiku # 27388 March 20, 2003 3:10 am ET
by A Student of Go Iraq!
Won't kill their children?
Excuse me, but the U.S.
Only kills allies
Or, of course, people
Who just aren't military
Dangers to Iraq
Haiku # 27387 March 20, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Your freedom to kill innocents you mean, Bush?
Undermine his what?!
YOU are the dangerous one
YOU are the fascist
Haiku # 27386 March 20, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of Lying git
And OAPs!
Genocide! The only way!
Americans rule!
Haiku # 27385 March 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by A Student of Go Hitler! Sorry, go Bush!
why not kill babies?
non-american babies?
they are not worthy.
Haiku # 27384 March 20, 2003 3:02 am ET
by proud American!
Bloody murderer
Ordering deaths in cold blood
Stupid fascist git
Haiku # 27383 March 20, 2003 3:00 am ET
by A Student of Let's follow the stupid, ignorant, inbred little shit
the baby killers,
the americans again,
strike...kill...innocents
Haiku # 27382 March 20, 2003 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Aqua Teens unite!
'Tell them about the spelling...
Oh, nothing, it's cute.'
Haiku # 27381 March 19, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The top of your neck
That's where the strike should be placed
Blurriness follows
Haiku # 27380 March 19, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
If you hit the back
Of your head in the right place
Your feet can feel it.
Haiku # 27379 March 19, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by Frank Grimes