Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Did something happen
in Iraq? I was watching
Survivor and I don't get NBC,CNN,
ABC,MSNBC,HEADLINE NEWS,C-SPAN,TELEMUNDO,FOXNEWS,ESPN,
LIFETIME,PBS,SPEEDVISION,FOOD
NETWORK,GOLF CHANNEL,QVC OR
CABLE 10 AURORA ILLINOIS CABLE ACCESS
Haiku # 27401 March 20, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by onjaysun (sirens going off, yeah we get it)
My hole is now dug
miles beneath this fertile soil
plugged with cork stopper
Haiku # 27400 March 20, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Free the iraqis
From their oppressive leader
And send them to Hell
Haiku # 27399 March 20, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by A Student of Evil, non-americans, not even people
Oil be back
Arnold Swatzenegger
Real US hero
Haiku # 27398 March 20, 2003 4:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So what would we do?
If after a thousand years
The Romans turned up
Haiku # 27397 March 20, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
They said hey that
Haiku # 27396 March 20, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Arabs are evil
First we get Iraq and then
Go to Palestine
Haiku # 27395 March 20, 2003 4:19 am ET
by A Student of There's a nice logical argument there
Bush starts without him
Tony Blair not yet been told
Got the message yet
Haiku # 27394 March 20, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Mum, know I love you
Uk
Haiku # 27393 March 20, 2003 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Got a shock today
He just found out he may die
Astonished soldier
Haiku # 27392 March 20, 2003 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
You have to kill folks
What did he think the guns for?
To wave white flag from?
Haiku # 27391 March 20, 2003 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Are we at war?
Haiku # 27390 March 20, 2003 4:05 am ET
by searle of Australia
27372, 27373,27374,27375, 27376, 27377, Not mine.
Haiku # 27389 March 20, 2003 3:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Iraq is no threat
The U.S. is a large threat
To world peace you fools
Haiku # 27388 March 20, 2003 3:10 am ET
by A Student of Go Iraq!
Won't kill their children?
Excuse me, but the U.S.
Only kills allies
Or, of course, people
Who just aren't military
Dangers to Iraq
Haiku # 27387 March 20, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Your freedom to kill innocents you mean, Bush?
Undermine his what?!
YOU are the dangerous one
YOU are the fascist
Haiku # 27386 March 20, 2003 3:07 am ET
by A Student of Lying git
And OAPs!
Genocide! The only way!
Americans rule!
Haiku # 27385 March 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by A Student of Go Hitler! Sorry, go Bush!
why not kill babies?
non-american babies?
they are not worthy.
Haiku # 27384 March 20, 2003 3:02 am ET
by proud American!
Bloody murderer
Ordering deaths in cold blood
Stupid fascist git
Haiku # 27383 March 20, 2003 3:00 am ET
by A Student of Let's follow the stupid, ignorant, inbred little shit
the baby killers,
the americans again,
strike...kill...innocents
Haiku # 27382 March 20, 2003 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Aqua Teens unite!
'Tell them about the spelling...
Oh, nothing, it's cute.'
Haiku # 27381 March 19, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The top of your neck
That's where the strike should be placed
Blurriness follows
Haiku # 27380 March 19, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
If you hit the back
Of your head in the right place
Your feet can feel it.
Haiku # 27379 March 19, 2003 11:09 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
credibility
depleted uranium
which lasts the longest ?
Haiku # 27378 March 19, 2003 10:36 pm ET
by ash
Does Bush know what he's
doing? Or who's doing him?
Cheney's dick in throat.
Haiku # 27377 March 19, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
peace protestors or
soldiers marching, they all have
big guns and grenades
Haiku # 27376 March 19, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
haiku flowing fast
haiku about haiku, mind-
bending new idea!!
Haiku # 27375 March 19, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Boy brings newspaper
I pay him money, and he
rides down avenue
Haiku # 27374 March 19, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Soothing ocean and
sun-ripened beahces, whales, kids,
makes me feel so good.
Haiku # 27373 March 19, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
Jesus eat from cup
'o' nails, masticating sin
of saints and devils
Haiku # 27372 March 19, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
Marine in his tank
Arab with rusty AK
Who's more heroic?
Haiku # 27371 March 19, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
How clean and pristine
Bombs drop from ten thousand feet
Our war time heros.
Haiku # 27370 March 19, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
This crash position
Worthless before breaking wings
Not the death I want.
Haiku # 27369 March 19, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Come on Al Queda
Teach us valuable lesson
On humility.
Haiku # 27368 March 19, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just as in Rome
The U.S. shall fall by its
Own insane hubris.
Haiku # 27367 March 19, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
halo this weekend,
why does it excite me so?
ah... digital crack
Haiku # 27366 March 19, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
How did you support
The war back then granpa?
Bought an SUV.
Haiku # 27365 March 19, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a simple demand
sparky is about to cry
maybe i was harsh
Haiku # 27364 March 19, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Flag on his hummer
He tears through New York streets
A true patriot?
Haiku # 27363 March 19, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Intriguing question
But it all depends on price
And the quality
Haiku # 27362 March 19, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by A Student of Service?
He reads the front page
War has already begun
Shrugs and turns to sports.
Haiku # 27361 March 19, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Happily Shopping
Who knew that we'd be shot
For our infectious greed.
Haiku # 27360 March 19, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
As they burn alive
Cellphones soldered to their heads
They know what war means.
Haiku # 27359 March 19, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So much media
Yet so many lies force fed
Smile and drink your mocha.
Haiku # 27358 March 19, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Explosives strapped on
He enters the subway system
No more arrogance.
Haiku # 27357 March 19, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Do it again, George!
There's no more today, Tony
No sausage for you
Haiku # 27356 March 19, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by A Student of Whore! Whore! What is she good for?
hmm, more vinyl pants
for our bisexual men and women
is that what oil is for?
Haiku # 27355 March 19, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
So large in the pants
My superiority
I wear everyday
Haiku # 27354 March 19, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So small in the pants
My inferiority
I wear everyday.
Haiku # 27353 March 19, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The oil belongs to the
Iraqi people and
Halliburton.
Haiku # 27352 March 19, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated