Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

How did you support
The war back then granpa?
Bought an SUV.
Haiku # 27365, March 19, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a simple demand
sparky is about to cry
maybe i was harsh
Haiku # 27364, March 19, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Flag on his hummer
He tears through New York streets
A true patriot?
Haiku # 27363, March 19, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Intriguing question
But it all depends on price
And the quality
Haiku # 27362, March 19, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by A Student of Service?
He reads the front page
War has already begun
Shrugs and turns to sports.
Haiku # 27361, March 19, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Happily Shopping
Who knew that we'd be shot
For our infectious greed.
Haiku # 27360, March 19, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
As they burn alive
Cellphones soldered to their heads
They know what war means.
Haiku # 27359, March 19, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So much media
Yet so many lies force fed
Smile and drink your mocha.
Haiku # 27358, March 19, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Explosives strapped on
He enters the subway system
No more arrogance.
Haiku # 27357, March 19, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Do it again, George!
There's no more today, Tony
No sausage for you
Haiku # 27356, March 19, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by A Student of Whore! Whore! What is she good for?
hmm, more vinyl pants
for our bisexual men and women
is that what oil is for?
Haiku # 27355, March 19, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by MX
So large in the pants
My superiority
I wear everyday
Haiku # 27354, March 19, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
So small in the pants
My inferiority
I wear everyday.
Haiku # 27353, March 19, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The oil belongs to the
Iraqi people and
Halliburton.
Haiku # 27352, March 19, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The last charge to
a small country, the sword draw
samurai then runs
Haiku # 27351, March 19, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by MX
some people focus on
money and call others losers
because of no potency?
Haiku # 27350, March 19, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by MX
car battery dead
could take other car to class
no parking permit...
Haiku # 27349, March 19, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
'these are not my pants!'
said the frog to the donkey
donkey stepped on frog
Haiku # 27348, March 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
At the top of the
Capitalist pyramid
I'll gaze down laughing.
Haiku # 27347, March 19, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When I'm in power
You'll all be working for me
Will can wash my Benz.
Haiku # 27346, March 19, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why can't I get laid?
The girls know that I'm the bomb
Yet they don't respond.
Haiku # 27345, March 19, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Through my ebonics
I gain the black people's trust
Then I exploit them.
Haiku # 27344, March 19, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Nigga be crazy
He talkin like whitefolk
All up in the hizzle.
Haiku # 27343, March 19, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Playa I ain't
Be tryin to pimp dem hos
all day, fo shizzle.
Haiku # 27342, March 19, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No doubt next year
I'll be banging
All the Ivy League honeys.
Haiku # 27341, March 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just think about it
When I graduate from school
I'm worth six figures.
Haiku # 27340, March 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ha, full scholarship
In your face state college
Proletariat!
Haiku # 27339, March 19, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam is too proud
And George is too stupid
Tony is a fool
Haiku # 27338, March 19, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student
Does he leave? Do we
invade? Is it right? WILL IT
SCREW UP SURVIVOR?
Haiku # 27337, March 19, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (PPP=person of practical priorities)
Rusting gaping bars
Tame sick decrepit jaguar
Menagerie ire
Haiku # 27336, March 19, 2003 11:33 am ET
by William Nippress
OK, about this war:
>.>....I....<.<
>.>.>.I.<.<.<
>.>....I....<.<
Haiku # 27335, March 19, 2003 10:28 am ET
by R. of PT
Mistress, I beg thee
I have sinned, punish me so
Let the whip strike deep
Haiku # 27334, March 19, 2003 10:19 am ET
by A Student of Next week we can start with the kitchen knives
Eyes stare unfocused
Shapeless low flames dwindle
Passive embers glow
Haiku # 27333, March 19, 2003 9:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Your young, tender flesh
So soft to the touch, but I
Want to go beneath
Haiku # 27332, March 19, 2003 9:41 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Asbestosis death
U.S. Company avoids
Liability
Haiku # 27331, March 19, 2003 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Chapter eleven
Evades half a million dead
Federal Mogul
Haiku # 27330, March 19, 2003 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress
War, perversions, hate;
isn't there anything else that
we could write about?
Haiku # 27329, March 19, 2003 5:45 am ET
by R. of PT
Sudden haiku halt,
I have nothing more to say...
Did I ever had?
Haiku # 27328, March 19, 2003 5:39 am ET
by R. of PT
Floating serenely
Gold dandelion flower
Gift from the spring sea
Haiku # 27327, March 19, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Erection
Hidden from view
Inner shame
Fear of discovery
Haiku # 27326, March 19, 2003 4:01 am ET
by searle of My pant are tight
Sing, Haiku, Haiku
So good I sent it twice
Twasant my fault though
Haiku # 27325, March 19, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Sharp night hard cold frost
Grieving eerie night bird calls
Flat loveless tome
Haiku # 27324, March 19, 2003 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Sharp night hard cold frost
Grieving eerie night bird calls
Flat loveless tome
Haiku # 27323, March 19, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Time to consider
Late night walks to clear the head
Frosty moonbeams scowl
Haiku # 27322, March 19, 2003 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Just thought I
Haiku # 27321, March 19, 2003 3:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad time for Betty
Life
Haiku # 27320, March 19, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks to you student
I got it, very funny
27288
Haiku # 27319, March 19, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh betty betty
life's in several boxes
mean life of mine bet
Haiku # 27318, March 19, 2003 2:31 am ET
by mellie
good night my dear friend
school starts quite early for me
i must get some sleep
Haiku # 27317, March 19, 2003 1:20 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
without a great friend
a lonely lot for one's life
tiger, frank and pete
Haiku # 27316, March 19, 2003 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (ode to friends) of El Armpito
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