Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
Nigga be crazy
He talkin like whitefolk
All up in the hizzle.
Haiku # 27343 March 19, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Playa I ain't
Be tryin to pimp dem hos
all day, fo shizzle.
Haiku # 27342 March 19, 2003 2:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No doubt next year
I'll be banging
All the Ivy League honeys.
Haiku # 27341 March 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just think about it
When I graduate from school
I'm worth six figures.
Haiku # 27340 March 19, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ha, full scholarship
In your face state college
Proletariat!
Haiku # 27339 March 19, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Saddam is too proud
And George is too stupid
Tony is a fool
Haiku # 27338 March 19, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by A Student
Does he leave? Do we
invade? Is it right? WILL IT
SCREW UP SURVIVOR?
Haiku # 27337 March 19, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (PPP=person of practical priorities)
Rusting gaping bars
Tame sick decrepit jaguar
Menagerie ire
Haiku # 27336 March 19, 2003 11:33 am ET
by William Nippress
OK, about this war:
>.>....I....<.<
>.>.>.I.<.<.<
>.>....I....<.<
Haiku # 27335 March 19, 2003 10:28 am ET
by R. of PT
Mistress, I beg thee
I have sinned, punish me so
Let the whip strike deep
Haiku # 27334 March 19, 2003 10:19 am ET
by A Student of Next week we can start with the kitchen knives
Eyes stare unfocused
Shapeless low flames dwindle
Passive embers glow
Haiku # 27333 March 19, 2003 9:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Your young, tender flesh
So soft to the touch, but I
Want to go beneath
Haiku # 27332 March 19, 2003 9:41 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Asbestosis death
U.S. Company avoids
Liability
Haiku # 27331 March 19, 2003 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Chapter eleven
Evades half a million dead
Federal Mogul
Haiku # 27330 March 19, 2003 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress
War, perversions, hate;
isn't there anything else that
we could write about?
Haiku # 27329 March 19, 2003 5:45 am ET
by R. of PT
Sudden haiku halt,
I have nothing more to say...
Did I ever had?
Haiku # 27328 March 19, 2003 5:39 am ET
by R. of PT
Floating serenely
Gold dandelion flower
Gift from the spring sea
Haiku # 27327 March 19, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Erection
Hidden from view
Inner shame
Fear of discovery
Haiku # 27326 March 19, 2003 4:01 am ET
by searle of My pant are tight
Sing, Haiku, Haiku
So good I sent it twice
Twasant my fault though
Haiku # 27325 March 19, 2003 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Sharp night hard cold frost
Grieving eerie night bird calls
Flat loveless tome
Haiku # 27324 March 19, 2003 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Sharp night hard cold frost
Grieving eerie night bird calls
Flat loveless tome
Haiku # 27323 March 19, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Time to consider
Late night walks to clear the head
Frosty moonbeams scowl
Haiku # 27322 March 19, 2003 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Just thought I
Haiku # 27321 March 19, 2003 3:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad time for Betty
Life
Haiku # 27320 March 19, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Thanks to you student
I got it, very funny
27288
Haiku # 27319 March 19, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh betty betty
life's in several boxes
mean life of mine bet
Haiku # 27318 March 19, 2003 2:31 am ET
by mellie
good night my dear friend
school starts quite early for me
i must get some sleep
Haiku # 27317 March 19, 2003 1:20 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
without a great friend
a lonely lot for one's life
tiger, frank and pete
Haiku # 27316 March 19, 2003 1:11 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (ode to friends) of El Armpito
dear sir from "the Pit"
such eloquence with the words
and such the best friend
Haiku # 27315 March 19, 2003 1:05 am ET
by Cornea Pete
current management
shallow-end gene-pool swimmers
pete is zen master
Haiku # 27314 March 19, 2003 12:57 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
so says mr. dog,
"i'm tired of this see-saw,
i am getting off."
Haiku # 27313 March 19, 2003 12:56 am ET
by Cornea Pete
guess it could be worse,
i could be working with some,
educated pricks.
Haiku # 27312 March 19, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Cornea Pete
the outcome for you
not limited by knowledge
you possess enough
Haiku # 27311 March 19, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
is this the outcome,
of not finishing college?
dim-witted assholes.
Haiku # 27310 March 19, 2003 12:49 am ET
by Cornea Pete
a wandering stranger
a speeding train on the tracks
life hits him head on
Haiku # 27309 March 19, 2003 12:41 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito
if you want to know,
how to make me so bitter,
she will show you how.
Haiku # 27308 March 19, 2003 12:41 am ET
by Cornea Pete
When it all comes down
I'll focus hard on this box
full of childhood dreams
Haiku # 27307 March 19, 2003 12:01 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My life is so soft
that my opinions don't count
on matters so coarse
Haiku # 27306 March 19, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sifting through volumes
to reduce my dreams and hopes
to this tiny box
Haiku # 27305 March 18, 2003 11:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I so try to hide
cutting the cords and lines of
communication
Haiku # 27304 March 18, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a moment of truth
many more years of bullshit
some lifetimes of hate
Haiku # 27303 March 18, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by ash (... that's much more accurate)
The world is outside
and I am inside this block
of solid concrete
Haiku # 27302 March 18, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tapping on the floor
wind gently strumming the blinds
to hear the frogs chirp
Haiku # 27301 March 18, 2003 11:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
a moment of truth
many more years of bullshit
a lifetime of hate
Haiku # 27300 March 18, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by ash
Crumbling mountain top
chunks down into the river
to form the beach sand
Haiku # 27299 March 18, 2003 11:46 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Such an arc of blue
went streaking across my sky
moment I met you
Haiku # 27298 March 18, 2003 11:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Quick trip to Venus
left me tired, hungry and broke
amongst sulfur dunes
Haiku # 27297 March 18, 2003 11:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fuck off all moxie-like individuals!
Haiku # 27296 March 18, 2003 11:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Existentialist
Shivers before the abyss
Why not see what's there?
Haiku # 27295 March 18, 2003 10:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If I scratched a beat
It might scream: phitcha phitcha
Drop kick my hopscotch.
Haiku # 27294 March 18, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
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